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Janus: *notices a tattoo on Virgil’s arm*
Janus: “Is that a tattoo?!”
Janus: *Scrubing a towel on Virgil’s arm* “Oh please come off, please come off.”
Virgil: “Easy! The only thing coming off is my skin!”
Janus: “Oh no! What am I going to tell your dad (Patton)!”
Janus: “Oh I got it! We’ll just cut off your arm.”
Virgil: *Pulls his arm away from Janus*
Remus: “Good idea, cause that’s easier to explain than a tattoo.”
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Amity: “We’ve just created an international incident!”
Hunter: *Gasp* “And up to this point my worst crime was ignoring curfew.”
Luz: “Really? you stayed out too late?”
Hunter: “No, I came home too early.”
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Patton: “Well aren’t we having the time of our lives, out here hiking in the woods together.”
Janus: “Patton, we’ve been hiking for six hours. We’re lost.”
Patton: “Ok fine, maybe we are lost.”
Virgil: “But we wouldn’t be lost if Remus didn’t eat the map.”
Remus: “Again, I thought it was a candy wrapper.”
Logan: “Again, that doesn’t explain it.”
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Roman: “What’s your type?”
Virgil: “Cute, dumb, funny, likes to wear red and white.”
Roman: “Wow that sounds just like me, too bad I’m not a girl.”
Virgil:
Roman:
Virgil: “Did I mention dumb?”
Roman: “Yeah.”
Virgil: “Ok, just making sure.”
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Virgil: “You can’t just leave a person in a meat locker all night!”
Janus: “Hey! Who’s the doctor here?”
Virgil: “No one!”
Janus: “True.”
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Logan: *Knocks on Patton’s door*
Patton: *Holding a baseball bat ready to swing* “Stay away!”
Patton: *Sees Logan* “Oh Logan, it’s just you. I thought you were an intruder.”
Logan: “Do intruders knock?”
Patton: “Well the polite ones do.”
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Love’s Illusion
Warnings: Angst, implied autistic Gus, past bullying, Bria (let me know if I need to add anything else)
Author’s note: So funny story, I was planning to post this a few days ago but when I went back to edit this my computer completely crashed and it took days for the repair shop to get it back up and running so yeah it’s been a while since I have written a Fanfiction but I hope to upload more of these more often. With all of that said happy reading and happy Gustholomule week.
Matt was getting worried, he hadn’t heard from Gus since yesterday when they accidently ran into Bria at the bonesburrow market place and Bria had a lot to say to Gus and none of it was very nice.
Guess she wasn’t over what happened in the illusionist’s graveyard. Gus was so obviously hurt by what she had said, so much so that Gus choked back whatever words that had died on his tongue and said that he had forgotten he had to help his dad with something.
Gus then summoned Emmeline and flew off in the direction of his house. Matt was furious at Bria, she had no business being here reopening old scars. As angry Matt was he swallowed his rage and just turned his back on her.
On his way home Matt texted Gus, asking if he was ok but never got an answer, so an hour later he texted him again this time telling Gus to not think about what Bria said and that she wasn’t worth losing sleep over. Matt still got no answer.
The next day he still hadn’t gotten a reply back and Matt couldn’t stop himself, he went over to Gus’s house but when he knocked on the door he got no answer.
After waiting another minute he decided to go around the house and look for another way in. Matt moved to the side of the house and cast a spell circle raising a platform to the window that if Matt remembered correctly was Gus’s bedroom window.
Matt peered through the glass to see Gus’s bedroom dimly lit, the only sources of light seemed to be the window and a crystal ball on the floor, and next to the crystal ball was a gloomy looking Gus laying on his back staring up at the ceiling.
Has he been like this since he got home? Matt asked himself.
Matt knocked on the window which seemed to snap Gus back to the real world as he sat up and looked around his room before his eyes landed on the window with his boyfriend on the other side of the glass.
Gus stiffened in his shoulders before he climbed on to his bed to the window and opened it for Matt.
“You could have just used the front door.” Gus smiled but Matt could tell it was forced.
“I tried knocking but you never answered.” Matt answered climbing through the window onto Gus’s bed beside him.
Matt’s boyfriend looked away and scratched the back of his head awkwardly, “Oh sorry about that.” Matt could see Gus’s mind was somewhere else as he wouldn’t look in his boyfriend’s direction and he was laying on the floor when Matt first saw him which he did when he was feeling overwhelmed or stressed out.
“No need to say sorry you dork.” Matt joked trying to lighten the mood, Gus looked back at him and tried to smile though it still looked very forced.
“Are you okay, Gus?”
Gus sighed leaning his back against the wall and drawing his knees up to his chest, another thing Matt knew he did when he was experiencing a negative emotion. Matt paused trying to find the right words to say, then formulating them into a sentence.
“Look, Bria has always been a jerk and she’s not worth getting upset over.” Matt shuffled closer to Gus. Gus looked down at his bedsheets, wrapping his arms around himself.
“That’s not why I am upset.” Gus uttered in a monotone tone that didn’t feel right in Gus’s voice.
“Why?” Matt pressed, he felt like the answer was staring him dead in the face but the construction witch just couldn’t put his finger on it.
“I guess I’m just kinda mad at myself.” Gus rubbed his eyes from under his glasses, probably trying to keep his tears from flowing.
Now it was Matt’s turn to choke on his words, How did Gus come to the conclusion to be mad at himself? Especially when Bria was the one who said all those things to him.
“Why at yourself?” Matt asked, trying to keep the millions of questions in his head.
Gus looked at his Boyfriend with guilt plaguing his midnight sky eyes. “Everyone says I’m really smart but then why do I act so dumb?”
Matt remained silent waiting for Gus to continue while also pre thinking of what to say to comfort Gus when he finished speaking.
“I get tricked by everyone and I always get upset over stupid things.” Gus buried his face in his hands as if he was trying to hide from what he thought was the truth.
“I just let myself get tricked and used all the time, Bria has just been one of many people who tricked me and for some stupid reason I just can’t see it.”
Matt felt his mouth get very dry, he figured that he wasn’t the only one to have tricked Gus but he never knew the details of it all.
“I’m nearly sixteen for titian’s sake, so why do I still act like a child?”
Gus threw his head back against the wall hitting it, the vibrations causing one of Gus’s framed pictures to come loose, fall and hit Gus on the head.
“Ouch!” Gus cried holding his head.
Matt began to reach a hand towards the illusionist only for Gus’s head to shoot up and open his eyes which were glowing blinding bright blue. Matt pried his eyes away from his boyfriend to see the room being consumed in the same blue glow.
“No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not again.” Gus’s words were sharp and his voice sounded scared. Suddenly the room shifted to the illusionist graveyard but everything was tinted blue.
Matt squinted his eyes as a silhouette came into focus and then took the form of Bria who wore a sarcastic smile on her face that just made Matt want to punch her lights out.
“Aw, is the little baby gonna cry?” Bria or illusion Bria teasingly cooed. “You know, I’ve always wondered how someone so smart could ever be so stupid.”
Gus curled tighter into a ball, shutting his eyes so tightly the skin around his eyes began to wrinkle.
“This is why you’re so useful Gus, you’re so desperate to make friends, you can be a tool.” Bria cackled, placing her hands on her hips.
Gus began to shake his head back and forth and gritting his teeth, “Shut up, just shut up!” Gus buried his head in his arms trying to tune out Bria’s voice.
Matt was trying to process the things he was hearing, Gus had truly been holding in a lot and it seemed that now was when Matt needed to help his boyfriend.
Slowly Matt placed a hand on Gus’s shoulder, Gus looked back at him, eyes still glowing with his brows knit down.
“Gus..” Matt started but paused. He was never good with emotions especially other people’s, what if he just messed up and made things worse?
No, Matt didn’t have time to think about that. This wasn’t about him, it was about Gus. Who really needed a hug and some comforting words as soon as possible.
So Matt figuratively manned up and began speaking again.
“Gus, can you try to take some deep breaths please?” Matt asked, silently praying he wouldn’t mess anything up.
Gus’s breathing kept hitching as he exhaled while he was still clearly trying to hold himself together, Matt directed Gus’s attention to him as Matt began taking deep breaths with Gus’s beginning to follow his example of breathing.
“That’s it Gus, you’re doing good.” Matt reassured.
After a minute of deep breathing and encouraging words from Matt the illusion around them began to fade and suddenly they were back in Gus’s bedroom with no trace of the graveyard of Bria in sight.
Gus wore a somber look on his face as if he just spent all of his energy on his feelings.
“Sorry about that-.”
“No.” Matt interrupted, “Don’t apologize, it wasn’t your fault.” Matt gave Gus’s shoulder a soft squeeze.
“Why can’t I learn though?” Gus asked, still not looking in Matt’s direction.
“I always get tricked and yet I’m always still called the smart kid, so why can’t I just be smart for once?” Gus’s words felt like ice water that made your skin feel all prickly and Matt knew he needed to bring some warmth to Gus.
Matt Grabbed both of Gus’s hands and rubbed his thumb over the knuckles urging Gus to slowly look up at Matt’s sympathetic eyes.
“Gus, you are the smartest witch I have ever known.” Matt saw the doubtful expression on Gus’s face so he kept going. “And I’m not just saying that, you are always eager to learn something new and you always notice the small details that you apply to help anyone who needs it.”
Matt saw Gus’s ear perk up which encouraged Matt to continue speaking.
“Sure you may be a bit Gullible but that’s like the best part about you, you always find it somewhere in your heart to forgive people and give them a second chance to prove themselves and you still continue forward even when you are scared, so long story short.”
“Too late.” Gus joked which made Matt chuckle.
“The point is, Nobody's perfect but that’s ok because I still like what’s flawed about you.” Matt explained.
Gus smiled, a true smile that made Matt's heart jump a little. “Thank you Matty.” Gus thanked warmly.
“Don’t mention it.” Matt beamed then placed a kiss on Gus’s nose.
“Do you feel better?” Matt asked.
“A little bit.” Gus answered with his smile faltering a bit.
“Is there anything I can do to help?”
“Just stay?” Gus shyly requested. “Of course.” Matt pulled Gus into his arms, laying them both down on the bed and letting Gus lay down beside him and then wrap his arms around him while Matt kissed the back of his neck softly.
“I love you, Gus.”
“I love you too Matty.”
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Patton: “Hey Janus, can ask you a question?”
Janus: *Not looking up from his book*
“I’m real busy cleaning right now.”
Janus: *Turns on the automated cleaning vacuum with his foot*
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Virgil: “It’s just so frustrating, I thought he was the one you know?”
Kat(his pet spider): *weird spider hissing sounds*
Virgil: “Oh why am I even talking to you?”
Virgil: “You eat your boyfriends.”
Patton: “Virgil?”
Virgil: “Patton! I wasn’t getting dating advice from a spider or anything like that.”
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Janus: “Patton!”
Patton: “Oh no! It’s Janus, he’s coming up in the elevator!”
Roman: *had to use a grappling hook to get up to the tenth floor* “There’s an elevator?!”
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Patton: “Have you ever been to one of those parties where everyone knows each other except you?”
Virgil: “Story of my life.”
P.s, If you know where this incorrect quote is from, you’re cool.
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Remus: *In the kitchen with his pet rat to get a snack*
Virgil: *Walking in with groceries* *Screams* “Vermin in the kitchen!”
Virgil: *points to the rat* “And a rat.”
Remus: *Offended duke noises*
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Reblog if you wouldn't mind some curious anons
Anonymous questions 🌞🤫
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Roman: “Stop panicking!”
Virgil: “I can’t help it, It relaxes me!”
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Sanders sides Valentine’s Day headcanons
Author’s note: I decided to do Valentine's day headcanons on some of Sanders Sides' ships. I'm sorry if I didn’t include your favorite ship but there are only so many things I could think and write at the time. I promise I will write something new soon and please give me your thoughts on my headcanons. Happy Reading!
Logicality (Logan x Patton)
Patton spent most of his day in the kitchen cooking a special dinner for him and Logan which is about 40% actual food and 60% sweets because both of them have sweet tooths but Logan doesn’t usually allow himself to have any so Patton decided to spoil him
Logan bought Patton a shark Blanket for his bed with a hood and mittens sewn into it (Because believe it or not Patton’s favorite characters in Finding Nemo are the sharks)
Patton sets up the dinner in the imagination and Logan is so flattered that Patton put in all this time and effort into his gift and he’s also flustered because of how cute and affectionate Patton is being with him
After they finished eating they decided to go home and watch Big Hero 6 and Toy Story 2 on Logan’s laptop before they cuddled up in Logan’s bed and fell asleep
Roceit (Janus x Roman)
Janus gets Roman a new 300 page notebook to write all his award winning ideas in and spent a few days customizing it with all of Roman’s favorite musicals on the cover
On Valentine's day Janus couldn’t find Roman all day but in the afternoon he found a mysterious letter on his pillow inviting him to a ball in the imagination that night (I’ll give you three guesses who the letter is from)
That night Janus went into the imagination in a snake skin print suit and finds part of the imagination has been transformed into a huge ball room with a glass ceiling showing the night sky a self playing grand piano and Roman waiting for him in a bright red ballgown dress
That night the two of them danced, exchanged sweet words, recreated Disney princess and Disney prince scenes with each other and came back home around 7 a.m and fell asleep in Roman’s room
Dukexeity (Remus x Virgil)
Since both Remus and Virgil have problems with giving and accepting love they decide to do what they both do best, make everyone in the mind palace suffer (Playing pranks on the others) one example is them taking Logan’s stuff from where he last put them and putting them somewhere different (It made Logan think he was going crazy)
They also tainted Janus’s face mask with marker ink which caused Janus’s scales to be stained bright pink for almost a whole week after Valentine's day
But both of them targeted Roman the most, between placing a bucket of slime above his door which fell on him when he opened it or drawing on his face when he took a nap, they did it all to him (They didn’t prank Patton because Virgil refused to because Virgil doesn’t want to hurt a soul as pure as him)
After they were done pranking the others they hid under Virgil’s bed and watched youtube to avoid the others until they fell asleep under the bed together
Logince (Logan x Roman)
Logan spent most of the week before Valentine's day a stressed mess trying to figure out the perfect gift to give Roman because nothing he found ever seemed to be good enough for Roman so in the end he went with making something for him, a list of 101 things he loved about Roman
On Valentine's day morning he woke up for breakfast only to find Patton there not cooking but just sitting there as if waiting for Logan and when Logan asked Patton what he was up to, Patton just smiled and said “Not what I’m up to.”
Patton then handed a envelope to Logan and snuck out with a wink, Roman had planned Logan a scavenger hunt with riddles which then led Logan to Roman in the imagination who made a breakfast picnic for both of them with toast, muffins and Crofters jam
After they finished Breakfast Logan gave Roman his gift that Roman broke into happy tears at and they spent the whole day in the imagination hanging out with each other and experimenting with crazy ideas
Dukeceit (Janus x Remus)
Neither of them like Valentine's day, Remus because it’s a holiday dedicated to lovey dovey mushy gushy stuff and Janus because it’s such a commercial holiday that really serves no well known purpose
So instead they treat it like any other day but both of them kept subtly being a little more affectionate with each other like Janus making Remus a sandwich while Remus is busy making Thomas consider stupid things or Remus holding Janus’s hand under the table at breakfast
That night since everyone else is out of the house they cuddle up on the couch with wine and have a SAW movie marathon (Janus likes SAW because of the thought put into each trap and Remus just loves the idea of each trap and sometimes tests them on himself because he’s not real so he can’t die)
The both fall asleep on the couch in a wine induced sleep coma with Janus’s head on Remus’s chest and when Patton comes home and finds them he gently covers them with a blanket and switched off the TV (But not before being traumatized by a woman having her stomach cut open by a buzz saw)
Intrulogical (Remus x Logan)
Together they plan a full day’s worth of activities that start with a nice breakfast they made together early in the morning before Patton had woken up to make them breakfast, after Breakfast they went into the part imagination that Remus had full control over and they spent the whole day answering questions and experimenting
Since Remus has questions and Logan loves answers they came up with a full list of questions like “What would happen if you turned a human inside out?”, “Can sharks smell fear?”, “What acid dissolves human flesh the fastest?”, “Is it possible to jump from one plane to another and live?” just to name a few, they thought they’d try and answer them all
They came home in the evening covered in blood with ripped clothes, messy hair, and some mild(ish) injuries which scared the heck out of the others
After they lost consciousness Virgil, Patton, Janus and Roman took care of their injuries and put them to bed and both say they still would consider it a great day
Moceit (Janus x Patton)
Patton woke Janus up with breakfast in bed and bouquet of a dozen roses and they cuddled in bed until the afternoon afterwards
After they got up and ready Janus gave Patton his gift, a scrapbook of all the sides and pictures of all the fun moments they had together, the squeal Patton let out could shatter glass and then Janus was squished in bone crushing hug
What Patton finally let Janus go they went off on their planned date only to find Remus lurking around every corner and trying to but in on everything they were doing like the very intentionally third wheel he was trying to be (He didn’t have a reason for doing this other than just being bored and it was fun to watch Janus get angry) so they spent most of their date trying to hide from Remus and failing horribly to do so
Once they got home Janus locked him and Patton in the bathroom just so they could be alone for a while and not be third wheeled, so they ended their Valentine's day cuddling on the title of the bathroom with noise canceling headphones on to block out the sound of Remus banging on the door
Prinxiety (Roman x Virgil)
Virgil told Roman he didn’t want anything super grand for Valentine's day and that he wanted to keep everything lowkey which Roman surprisingly agreed to
On Valentine's day Patton took Virgil out for what he called “Friendintine’s day” but Virgil saw it was a poorly devised excuse to keep him out of the house while Roman was without a doubt setting up a surprise for him but he pretended to be unaware as Patton and him hung out in the imagination with Patton coming up with one excuse after another to keep them from going home
Once they got back to the Mind palace Virgil went to his room to find a pillow fort had been made on top of his bed and a tray of snacks had also been set out with Roman waiting for him his Beast onesie, Virgil was speechless but extremely happy that was made very clear by how his eyeshadow changed from back to a bright shimmery purple when he saw the display
After Virgil got changed into his skeleton onesie they took turns picking out movies to watch (Mostly Disney movies) and fell asleep around 2 am
Second Author’s note: Thank you for reading and whether you’re spending Valentine's day with a partner or alone, remember to take time to do something you love doing.
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Patton: *Crying because of a sad movie*
Logan: *Walks in and sees Patton crying*
Logan: “Oh no, feelings, tears, must hide.”
Logan: *Hides his face behind his book and tries to awkwardly slide out of the room*
Patton: “Logan.”
Logan: *Quietly* “Rats”
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