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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Tim: What’s the plan? We just hide in here forever?
Dick: Not forever. Just until Damian is calm.
Jason: So forever.
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daddiesdrarryy · 21 days
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Harry: I would like to have a boyfriend I can talk to without it turning into a screaming match, Draco!
Draco: Yeah, well, I’d like a boyfriend who other girls don’t stare at all the time!
Harry: How is it my fault girls stare at me?
Draco: You could look worse if you wanted to!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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Wanda: Are you guys worried about Y/N?
Carol: Totally!
Kate: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled “what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?!”
Jennifer: And what did you say?
Kate: “I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know!”
Jennifer:
Jennifer: ...They’re lucky to have you as a friend.
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marksandrec · 6 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2609
Imogen: "Joke's on you; I'm into that shit." (Dialogue from Victorious.)
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harringroveera · 1 month
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You didn’t even try Steve!
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echo-stimmingrose · 25 days
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Hera: A boy doesn't dye his hair that color unless he has psychological problems!!
Dionysus: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!!!!
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oceanview15 · 2 months
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Sokka: Why are you here?
Zuko: Katara texted me and said Aang got hurt, so I brought a watermelon.
Katara: Why?
Zuko: Aang loves watermelons.
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appledaddyisbae · 3 months
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Lucifer: *nursing an accidentally self-induced black eye and pouting* Get me a coffee?
Lilith: *smiles softly* What's the magic word?
Lucifer: Please? 🥺
Lilith, jokingly: Actually, the magic word was "lotion" but I'll accept your please because you have a booboo eye.
Lucifer: Two sugars-
Lilith, getting up and walking away to get it: I know what to do.
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westofvega · 9 months
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Jade: *brushing her hair*
Tori, giving her heart eyes: You're so pretty and cute.
Jade, without looking up: I could beat the shit out of you.
Tori, longingly: I know.
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emilyrox · 3 months
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The HH Gang Fortifying the Hotel in Ep. 7
[Husk gets a text]
Husk: Oh, it's Niffty!
Angel Dust: [gasps] Did she get the stuff?
Husk: Yeah, she says she got the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Sir Pentious: Wow! Where did she find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Husk: ...You wanted fake blood?
Angel Dust:
Sir Pentious:
Husk: I'll go call Niffty
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sapphoooe · 7 months
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Tori: "WHY. Why did you give Jade a KNIFE?!"
Y/n: "I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe."
Tori: "Now I feel unsafe!"
Y/n: "I’m sorry."
Y/n: "... would you like a knife?"
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shyjusticewarrior · 5 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 217
Cass: The floor is lava!
Dick: *helps Damian onto the counter*
Jason: *kicks Tim off the couch*
Duke: As you can see, there are two types of brothers.
Tim: She can be critical.
Jason: That’s okay. I take criticism really well.
Tim: No, you don’t.
Jason: What’s that supposed to mean?!
Tim: Just that you don’t take criticism very well.
Jason: Why don’t you just kick me in the face?!
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year
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James: Come on, I’m dating Regulus. We should be civil to each other. You really can’t think of one thing you like about me?
Barty: …I like when you’re sad
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year
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Kate: [rings doorbell]
Yelena, from inside: I HAVE A GUN!
Kate: [sighs] No, Yelena, It’s Kate!
Yelena, opening the door: [cheerfully] Hello, Kate Bishop!
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pizzaboat · 2 months
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*everyone is melting in the sun*
Sokka: You're not sweating?!
Azula: uh huh.
Sokka: how could you not be sweating??
Azula: I don't sweat.
Sokka: Everybody sweats.
Zuko, bored from hearing this conversation more than once: Azula never sweats
Sokka: What do you mean she never sweats?!
Azula: Sweating is gross, so I don't do it.
Sokka: So what, you're just cold blooded then?
Zuko, muttering: Azula, cold blooded? What a surprise.
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Anakin: I think I pulled a muscle.
Ahsoka: You can’t pull what you don’t have.
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