#carol danvers incorrect quotes
Carol: Hey Sarah, wanna third wheel on my date with Valkyrie tomorrow?
Carol: Quill! Wanna third wheel on my date with Valkyrie tomorrow?
Izzy: uh... I-
Carol: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Sarah & Izzy:...
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Carol: Are you into women?
Valkyrie: only when I am drunk
Carol: but you're always drunk?
Valkyrie, opening another vodka bottle: exactly
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Carol: Val said she doesn’t love me anymore
Valkyrie: No, I said “you can’t be the little spoon five times in a row, it’s my turn now”
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Carol: Y/N and I are adopting a child.
Kamala: Awesome! Congrats guys-
Y/N: [Slams down adoption papers]
Y/N: It’s you sign here.
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In the middle of argument.
Natasha: Alright. Can we just have a calm conversation like a normal people??
Y/n: Fine.. You go first.
Natasha: Okay, first of all, WHAT THE FUC-
Carol: They're not going to have a calm conversation isn't it?
Maria: Oh, Romanoff and Y/l/n is having a conversation again i see.
Carol: You call that a conversation?
Maria: I've seen worse.
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Natasha: I cook dinner tonight.
Y/n: Is that a threa-
Natasha: *sharp glare
Y/n: TREAT! I was about to say treat.
Carol: You got nerve kid.
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Carol: I love women
Fury: In a feminist way, or in a gay way?
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Carol: Wanda, I got a dog for us.
Wanda: Nice! What’s its name?
Carol: His name is Lunch.
Wanda: Why did you name him that?
Carol: So when people come over I can say, “Okay I'm gonna get lunch” and they will be expecting food but it will be a dog.
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Carol: I’m a lesbiab
Carol: Less bien
Fury: It’s okay, take your time
Carol: *points at Maria* GIRLS
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TFATWS head canon 4/???~ Bucky rescues Alpine one night after a mission. He finds her in a field near where he and Sam were located for said mission, and decides to keep her. A few months later, they’re working with Captain Marvel and she brings along Goose. Goose and Alpine get along extremely well. At the end of the mission, Carol asks Bucky “how on earth did he find a Flerken.”
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Carol: Thought I was meowing at Goose for the past hour.
Carol: Turns out it was just Valkyrie and I meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
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Carol: There’s no way Valkyrie has a crush on me.
Thor: Yes she does.
Loki: Yes she does.
Valkyrie: Yes I do.
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Wanda: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Clint: I don’t know how to do that.
Carol: I don’t wear a watch.
y/n: Time is a construct
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Casey is the reason why Thanos had to go into hiding after he snapped his fingers.
When Mjolnir holds out her hand, she summons Casey.
Casey has to be careful when he walks past Hulk because he doesn’t want to smash him.
Vibranium is the second strongest metal on Earth. The first being Casey.
According to Steve in The Avengers (2012), there’s only one God and that God is Casey.
When Carol absorbed a little bit of the Tesseract’s power, she also accidentally absorbed a little bit of Casey’s power. Casey suffered flu-like symptoms for a day and returned to work as normal.
Casey can charge the Iron Man suit but only once a day or he could accidentally overcharge the battery.
Steve takes the super serum and gets instant superpowers, Casey takes the serum and gets his yearly dose of recommended vaccines.
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Wanda: Girl’s night, done right, is about female bonding, sharing problems, origin stories, secrets.
Natasha: Can’t we just drink?
Carol: Fine. I’ll start. Ummm. I worked my way through med school as a phone sex operator.
Wanda: I would totally call that.
Yelena: I used to steal cars.
Pepper: Who’s next?
Natasha: I was forged in the bowels of hell to torture the guilty for all eternity.
Hope: Interesting share.
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Peter: *comes back home to Avengers compound with a black eye*
Tony: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Peter: Flash punched me today
Wanda, Natasha, Shuri, Hope, Valkyrie, Carol, Pepper, Mantis, Gamora, Nebula: Hold my beer this Flash kid is getting his ass beat
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Carol(to Valkyrie): Allow me, locks are my specialty
Carol: *blasts down door*
Valkyrie: *heart eyes* she’s the one
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Carol: Y/N told me that instead of being sad, I should go get it, girl. So I’m going to go get it, girl.
Natasha: Get what?
Carol: Unclear. I’ll get everything, just to be safe.
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Carol: Why are you drinking ketchup?
Y/N : My magic ball told me to.
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i watched titanic last night and expected it to feel hella long as if i haven’t seen avengers: endgame 4 times
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