#incorrect quotes I guess

[ncisrhapsody]

Steve McGarrett (externally): Book ‘em, Danno 😎

Steve McGarrett (internally): Book me, Danno 😍

#steve mcgarrett #danny williams #hawaii five 0 #incorrect quotes I guess #please tell me this hasn’t been said before #if so I’m sorry #ncisrhapsody’s 2am thoughts #i need to go to bed #mcdanno #lol help #gay panic

[dreamerdagn]

ylfa: gerard promise you won’t get mad

pinocchio: you can’t be mad, gerard

gerard: I’M ALREADY MAD

shortly thereafter

gerard: elody, pROMISE ME--

#d20 neverafter #not direct dialogue but the gist of it #incorrect quotes I guess #catfish post

[awrestlinggirlwholoves80sbands]

Nobody:

Slash when Nikki overdosed in his house : 

WAKE UP NIKKI, WAKE UP. I DON’T LIKE THIS NIKKI, WAKE UPPPP

#nikki sixx #slash #Motley Crue #guns n roses #80s rock band #stranger thing 4 #sorry my humor is broken #incorrect quotes I guess

[galaxymagitech]

Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

#i find it darkly funny that people probably told Jason smoking would kill him #and then he died from smoke inhalation #irony i guess? #incorrect batman quotes #batman #dc comics #dc #dcu #jason todd #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #humor

[astaroth1357]

Mask Off, Nerd Out:

*all of the brothers have just finished a family dinner with MC. The food was nice, but their human has been oddly quiet throughout the whole meal. As the finished plates are getting stacked up, they shoot each other worried glances*

Mammon: *whispers to Satan* Hey, have they being actin' kinda weird to you...?

Satan: *whispers back* So you've noticed...?

Asmo: *comes up behind Satan and joins* Did anyone upset them today? Like you, Mammon?

Mammon: Hey, it wasn't me...!

*while those three keep whispering, Beel comes over to collect MC's plate. They've been sp checked out that they've barely touched their food at all, they just keep bouncing their leg under the table*

Beel: MC? ... Are you going to finish that?

*his question makes MC snap awake briefly, turning to look at him like a deer in headlights before shaking their head*

MC: N-no! No, uh... I'm fine. Go ahead, Beel.

*they push the plate towards him before going back to staring at the table blankly. Beel eats their forgotten meal, but frowns at them between bites*

Beel: Really-mmphhg-? Are you-*gulp*-sure?

MC: *bounces their leg more rapidly, nodding* Yep. Yep. Totally fine!....

*Mammon finally steps away from Satan and Asmo and nudges Beel to the side*

Mammon: Are ya really sure? 'Cause you don't look fine...

MC: *continues to stare at the table like they're mentally screaming inside, at this point nearly vibrating at an atomic level*

MC: Yep, uhm-hm, all fine, totally good!

*Mammon's about to pull their chair back from the table, but Levi suddenly jumps in between them. For once, the timid otaku looks actually confident about something. Damn near certain in fact!*

Levi: Don't worry, I got this. Leave it to me!

Levi: *takes a seat next to MC*

Levi: MC. Is there something you're hoping to talk about right now?

*MC nearly breaks their neck with how quick they turn to face him, eyes locked on and body finally going still. Slowly... an ecstatic grin starts to brighten their face*

MC: Ohmygod,soIjuststartedthismanga,right,aboutaworldwerepeoplesometimesturnintothesemonsterscalledChoujinandthemaincharacterislike-

*MC keeps talking a mile a minute while Levi nods along happily and the other brothers look at them like they're aliens, but also seem visibly relieved...*

Mammon: Ah. They just had to nerd out, I guess...

#self indulgent post #cause i just got diagnosed for autism #i guess there were signs lol #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me incorrect quotes

[batfamhyperfixation]

*Dick hangs up*

Bruce: Huh.

Duke: Uh oh. What's going on, B?

Bruce: Dick usually says "I love you" when we hang up. And then he sings it and then he whispers it. This time he just said, "gotta go, dad"

Cass: Well, maybe... He's gotta go?

Bruce: Yeah, maybe. It just feels like Dick hasn't been around as much lately. Last week, he only came to four out of seven breakfasts, and he missed bat-equitment maintenance day to, and I quote, "train with Wally." He didn't even come over to watch that other unrelated Wayne family on Family Feud.

Damian: Their performance was- survey says- disgraceful.

Bruce: I mean, I don't want to just throw around the D-word but...

Steph: *Gasp* Dracula disorder?

Bruce: Drifting. As in we're all drifting apart. This was my worry when Dick moved out to Blüdhaven, that we'd see him less and less. And then from there, who knows what would happen?

Jason: oh my god, is it me driving him away? I'm always pestering Dick with annoying questions like "How much do you think your arms weigh? Like if you took them off your body and weighed them separately?"

Tim: *gasp* it could be my fault. The other day, when Dick and I went to the movies, I got a small popcorn to share and he said, "I wish you'd gotten a medium."

Damian: well, I know it's not me. I'm amazing.

#Jason lives with roy which is another sore spot for bruce and when tim moved onto his boat bruce actually had a panic attack #like bruce is the really overprotective and overbearing but loving parent who gets concerned if you dont end your calls with 'i love you' #prove me wrong #batkids #batfam #bat family #incorrect batfamily quotes #dick grayson #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne #stephanie brown #duke thomas #cassandra cain #incorrect batfam quotes #source: the great north #and i guess #wally west #got a shoutout too

[rhetorical-conscience]

Remus: I don't think Sirius is very happy about you dating his brother.

James: What makes you say that?

Remus, reading a letter aloud: Prongs. I hope this message finds you before I do.

#in my jegulus post era i guess #oh shit he speaks #incorrect marauders quotes #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #regulus black #starchaser #sunseeker #james fleamont potter #regulus arcturus black #sirius orion black #remus john lupin #marauders era #jegulus #the black brothers #james x regulus #regulus x james #sirius and james #incorrect jegulus quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #noble and most ancient house of black #marauders era supremacy #james and regulus #sirius and regulus #james and sirius #regulus and james #wolfstar #remus and sirius #harry potter

[lara-kaminari]

Sebastian: Do you know why I invited you over?

MC: Because I accidentally sent you a nude?

Sebastian: *Stops pouring wine into two glasses*

Sebastian: Accidentally? :(

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x reader #incorrect quotes #incorrect hogwarts legacy quotes #modern au #i guess #they have cellphones #*An owl arrives with a photograph on moving paper*

[delzinrowe]

incorrect jjk quotes [34/?]

#can you tell that I keep playing around with the font size and style cause I just simply cannot settle on one damn font size #especially when it's only one line or when it's multiple lines #fuck me I guess #ipost #Jujutsu Kaisen #JJK #dailyanime #anisource #shounenedit #jjkedit #hyeahjujutsu #Gojo Satoru #Gojo #Satoru #Geto Suguru #Geto #Suguru #incorrent jjk quotes #incorrect jjk #incorrent jujutsu kaisen quotes #Gege Akutami #Mappa

[saturncodedstarlette]

Y/N : Alastor, dear. I would like to introduce you to my beloved companion that helps me get through rough times :)

Alastor : Of course, my dear. I would be delighted to meet them :)

[Cerberus walks through the door]

Y/N : This is Cerberus! Please don’t mind him, he can be a little bit shy 😅

[Cerberus staring down at Alastor with killing intent, teeth gnashing, fangs baring, mouth foaming, audibly growling]

Alastor : 🙂

Alastor, with terribly concealed disgust : Why hello there, Cerberus. My name is Alastor, delighted to make your acquaintance ☺️

[Alastor & Cerberus having a staredown]

Y/N, oblivious : (Oh I’d just know they’re going to become great friends! ☺️)

#Hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #Hazbin hotel x reader #Hazbin hotel Alastor #Hazbin Hotel Alastor x reader #Hazbin Hotel Alastor x you #Hazbin Alastor #Hazbin Alastor x reader #Hazbin Alastor x you #alastor x reader #Alastor x you #Original prompt : by me I guess 😂 #Cerberus

[fling-graysons]

BakuDeku: I can fix him.

TodoBaku: I can make him worse.

ShinBaku: there's something deeply wrong with him and I want to be around when the car crash inevitably happens.

#for me it makes sense #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bakugou katsuki #midoriya izuku #todoroki shouto #todoroki shoto #shinsou hitoshi #bakudeku #dekubaku #todobaku #bakutodo #shinbaku #bakushin #ship talk i guess #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #my post

[nicodiangelo-we-stan]

Haven’t posted one of these in awhile

Part 1 2 3 4 5 6

#pjo #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect quotes #percy jackson #nico di angelo #pjo incorrect quotes #piper mclean #mcga #alex fierro #thalia grace #lester papadopoulos #happy pride month #i guess #ignore the messy tags #thanks

[hoarder-of-dragons]

[When Aziraphale returns] Aziraphale: Oh Crowley I find that place completely unbearable. No plush armchairs, no old books, no sushi, no music, no plays, no tea, and most importantly, no YOU, Crowley. Oh, what a grave mistake I've made leaving you. It's dreadfully dull there with everything so white. Since I've left, my thoughts have been consumed by you, my dear. It's been a nightmare to endure, and I couldn't stand another second there. Crowley: Crowley: Angel you've been gone for two hours

#Aziraphale: NO SUSHI CROWLEY #HOW WILL I EVER SURVIVE WITHOUT IT #NO SUSHI #Oh also you i guess #good omens #incorrect good omens #neil gaiman #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #david tennant #michael sheen #aziracrow #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #incorrect good omens quotes #good omens fandom #good omens s2 #ineffable divorce

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius (talking about his childhood): it could have been worse

james: …how?

#i mean #i guess he could have actually died #or been bitten by a werewolf lol #marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #marauders era #james potter #mwpp era #wolfstar #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #harry potter #dead gay wizards #atyd #peter pettigrew #young marauders #lily evans #dead gay wizards from the 70s #the noble house of black #sirius kinnie #sirius orion black #the marauders #the marauders era #atyd fandom #hp marauders era #hp marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #mwpp #marauders fandom

[cod-dump]

Gaz: How high do you think that'll blow?

Price: We're not taking bets on this.

Ghost: One hundred metres at least. It's some of Johnny's best rigging to date, he'll want to show it off.

Price: ... I say fifty-two metres.

#submission #ghost: *makes a bet* #price: well shit i guess this is what we’re doing #call of duty #modern warfare #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #john price #john soap mactavish #incorrect quotes

[youbutstupid]

JJ: do you remember that friend of mine? When you met him he was incredibly high at his job and kept going AWOL for no reason whatsoever and he was also very abrasive and standoffish?

Will: yeah?

JJ: can he be Henry’s godfather? <3

Will: I thought you’d never ask :)

#I love how Will saw how much of a mess Spencer was #and was just like sure okay I guess I love him #incorrect quote #criminal minds #spencer reid #jj #jennifer jareau #will lamontagne