#prove me wrong

[plaguedocboi]

Controversial opinion but this is the same question. Every vertebrate is a fish

#prove me wrong #taking it a step further. every chordate is a fish #the planet is a fish

[jthezombshark]

Dweeb and his boy frined

#art #digital art #my art #dbd #dbd dwight #dead by daylight #dead by deadlight #dwight fairfield x david king #david king x dwight fairfield #kingfield #david king #dbd david #dwight is just a little guy #dwight fairfield dbd #dwight fairfield #dwight has a fat ass #prove me wrong

[morganski-19]

Steve seeing something on tiktok and trying it on Eddie

Steve: You know what I kinda really want right now, an orange

Eddie: Do we even have the oranges?

Steve: I’m not sure

Eddie: *getting up* Let me check. Nope, be back in ten

Steve: *to the camera* I was not expecting him to go that far

Ten minutes later

Eddie: *comes back to the apartment with a bag of oranges* Do you want peeled or sliced

Steve: Peeled

Eddie: Ok

Steve: *looking at the camera* I think he passed

Eddie: *handing Steve a bowl of peeled orange slices* Passed what?

Steve: Nothing

#and the comments are like #omg couple goals #the bar is finally off the ground #that is so wholesome #specifically robin’s comment > #eddie you big sap #eddie’s response > #shut up #since everyone is doing this #i’m hopping on the band wagon #steddie #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #modern au #orange peel theory #eddie would pass the orange peel test with flying colors #prove me wrong #incorect quote #stranger things incorrect quotes #steddie incorrect quotes

[batfamhyperfixation]

*Dick hangs up*

Bruce: Huh.

Duke: Uh oh. What's going on, B?

Bruce: Dick usually says "I love you" when we hang up. And then he sings it and then he whispers it. This time he just said, "gotta go, dad"

Cass: Well, maybe... He's gotta go?

Bruce: Yeah, maybe. It just feels like Dick hasn't been around as much lately. Last week, he only came to four out of seven breakfasts, and he missed bat-equitment maintenance day to, and I quote, "train with Wally." He didn't even come over to watch that other unrelated Wayne family on Family Feud.

Damian: Their performance was- survey says- disgraceful.

Bruce: I mean, I don't want to just throw around the D-word but...

Steph: *Gasp* Dracula disorder?

Bruce: Drifting. As in we're all drifting apart. This was my worry when Dick moved out to Blüdhaven, that we'd see him less and less. And then from there, who knows what would happen?

Jason: oh my god, is it me driving him away? I'm always pestering Dick with annoying questions like "How much do you think your arms weigh? Like if you took them off your body and weighed them separately?"

Tim: *gasp* it could be my fault. The other day, when Dick and I went to the movies, I got a small popcorn to share and he said, "I wish you'd gotten a medium."

Damian: well, I know it's not me. I'm amazing.

#Jason lives with roy which is another sore spot for bruce and when tim moved onto his boat bruce actually had a panic attack #like bruce is the really overprotective and overbearing but loving parent who gets concerned if you dont end your calls with 'i love you' #prove me wrong #batkids #batfam #bat family #incorrect batfamily quotes #dick grayson #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne #stephanie brown #duke thomas #cassandra cain #incorrect batfam quotes #source: the great north #and i guess #wally west #got a shoutout too

[esteljune]

Soap being the absolute most passionate lover, not only in bed, but also emotionally.

In an all-consuming way, to the point where he literally won't shut the fuck up about how much he loves you. Proving it to you in every possible and known way. Giving you space when you need it, while being close to you in the most comfortable way.

The lad would actually pull down the bloody moon to give it to you if you just asked (maybe even if you didn't). He's a hopeless romantic.

And don't get me started on dad Soap, because I might burst. The man who's never shed a tear in his life (except the day he saw you walk down the aisle, his face and eyes all red) couldn't hold back a sob when you held his first child in his arms and said "You're a dad now".

#just some thoughts on soap being utterly husband material again #prove me wrong #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #john soap mactavish x reader #johnny mactavish #johnny mactavish x reader #soap #soap mactavish #soap squad™️ #soap x reader #soap x you #cod x you #cod x reader #Cod #call of duty #my writing #call of duty modern warfare

[almond-tofu-chan]

Every single Ace Attorney ship is just:

Literally them

#prove me wrong #Ace attorney #wrightworth #klapollo #asoryuu #nahyuta x blackquill #idk if they have a ship name #also idk why people ship them so hard #I mean I’m not against it but they talk like once #and they hate each other #im just saying #shipping dynamics

[tang3r1n]

+18, sex dialogue, sweet/soft gojo, i just wanted to write him saying nasty shit my bad, need him so bad FUCK.

“oh sweet baby, lookin so starved for cock, m’poor, poor angel~”

“ungh— such a messy lil pussy- huh? ya want me to spit on it? god, yes baby, fuck yes”

“takin m’cock so well, precious, messy fuckin face covered in cum”

“ohh?~ what this? pretty little thing all dolled up f’me, huh? you feel pretty, baby? yeah? aww, y’look just absolutely adorable, my love”

“is my sweet girl cryin? aww, im so sorry, i forgot my lil crybaby is so sensitive down there~”

“ya cunt’so loud tonight, messy thing, ugh— she’s makin so much noise f’me, so fucking hot—gonna cum, yeah, gonna fill your chatty pussy up, make y’even more messy~”

“yeah? repeat after me; ‘Sato loves me’, good girl, ‘i’m Sato’s angel’, such a good girl, ‘i deserve Sato’s love’, ‘i deserve to feel good.’ aww yes, good job my soul,”

“yes— yes, yes, yesyesyesyes— fuck, make me cum baby, yeah, love looking at you like this, so fucking wet n nasty when you suck me off—ungh-!”

“hehe, you’re so pretty, angel, i have such a beautiful girl with me, such a sweet ‘n soft baby, open up now, hehe, say ‘ahh’~”

k i’m done.

#.venus updated! #.v speaks #..jjk #..satoru #yeah mb guys #he’s just so fucking UGH #look he’s a fucker but i think he’d just be so soft and so careful with partners #also. #‘precious’ is his fav petname #prove me wrong #you can’t. #jjk smut #gojo smut #gojo satoru smut #gojo satoru x reader #jjk x reader #jjk x chubby reader #x chubby reader #jjk gojo satoru #satoru gojo smut

[flamie-42]

Dazai: are we flirting?

Chuuya: I just punched you into a wall

Dazai: yeah got that, still confused

Chuuya: would me strangling you help?

Dazai: STILL FUCKINF CONFUSED CHUUYA

#bsd incorrect quotes #skk #soukoku #dazai x chuuya #Dazai likes getting punched #prove me wrong #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungou gay dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya

[coldblooded-angel]

Yall i think we as a community don’t talk about this oliver enough. (Mainly cuz this scene flashes by in like 2 secs but the way I immediately clocked him)

Like he got drunk, unbuttoned his shirt, he’s basically shirtless, moving around a stripper pole. LIKE GUYS. GUYSSSSSSSSS PLEASEEEE

#shitty ass gif quality #DRUNK OLIVER IS A GREAT DANCER #PROVE ME WRONG #saltburn #oliver quick

[ghostgardn]

no plot needed

synopsis: porn without plot guys idk. stiles stilinski x reader, very horny, established relationship ig. enjoy

a/n: I am FEEDING y'all today jesus christ. thank me later (>ᴗ•)

“Kiss me again.” You whisper. Stiles smiles brightly, pulling you onto his lap. Your knees and shins press into his mattress. Legs separated as you straddle him. Your arms drape across his shoulders, and your hands connect behind his neck. His hands settle on your waist.

Stiles pulls you impossibly close and his mouth meets yours once again. Your fingers thread through his soft black hair. His tongue dancing with yours, and every tug of his hair had him groaning into your mouth. You settle into his lap more grinding softly into him. Pulling back briefly he looks into your eyes.

“If you keep doing that I’m going to have to lock my door.” Stiles mutters into your mouth. Giving you a quick peck.

“Then lock your door,” He raised a brow, which led you to start leaving wet kisses along his jaw. Which was enough convincing he needed. He nods quickly and lets you get up and move further onto his bed. A knock causes him to open the door and peek his head out. Stiles holds a quick conversation with his father before locking and shutting the door again.

“He’s gonna be out for the rest of the night.” Stiles said, approaching you on the bed and slotting himself between your legs. You smiled brightly and brought his lips to yours once again.

Stiles worked your shirt over your head, and pulled his own off. As he worked your bra off your hands grazed along his chest, pressing down against his stomach. Once he took it off his hands replaced their material. Holding them, two fingers rolled your nipple. Causing your back to arch.

Stiles’ mouth latched onto the other, giving attention to both. He soon started sucking love-bites onto your boobs, blooming purple marks across the expanse of your chest. Stiles dragged his arms down your body, his fingers hooking on the waistband of your sweatpants. Pulling them down with the help of your lifted hips. Leaving you in just your plain white panties.

Stiles stands up and sheds his own pants and is left in his boxer briefs, a large bulge straining against his underwear. He pushed his hair back with his hand and settled on top of you again. He kissed your neck, sucking at your pulse point and making you moan.

Stiles wasted no more time, sliding your underwear down your legs and dropping them to the floor. He lying on his stomach and placing gentle kisses on your chest, working down to your thighs. Eventually lifting them up to rest on his shoulders.

Stiles placed gentle kisses to the inside of your thighs, his hot breath spread against your cunt. Eyes fluttering closed, you felt him kiss your clit. Dispersing soft kisses before upgrading to lapping at your cunt like a man starved. Stiles sucked your clit and teased your hole with his tongue. You felt his arm reach up towards your face, two fingers right in front of your mouth.

“Y’wanna do me a favor?” He asked, you nodded lightly and opened your mouth. Letting him stick his fingers inside. You swirled your tongue around him, and sucked before he pulled them back out again. Stiles then pushed one finger into you, curling it up and thrusting it in and out.

Soon enough a second finger was added. He curled it up just right so he’d hit that sweet spot. That, paired with Stiles sucking your clit, caused your orgasm to rush in. You felt a thick wave of euphoria rush over your body, your legs shook around his head and a loud moan of his name echoed within his room.

Stiles worked you down from your high until you were able to look him in the eye. Your entire body felt on fire. He smirked knowingly, his face glistening with your cum. Stiles kissed you, your cum mixing with his saliva and yours. After a long and deep kiss he pulled back.

“Wanna take my dick, or d’you wanna rest?” Stiles asked seriously, his worry for your wellbeing never fading.

“Mmm-mmm. Want your cock Sti, please. Want your cock.” You whined pulling him in for another kiss, to show him you were fine. He smiled against your lips and nodded. Standing up before sliding his underwear off. Your eyes widened at how large his cock was. You always seemed to forget how thick Stiles’ 7 inch long dick is.

“Think you can take it?” Stiles asked, concern lacing his voice. You nodded very enthusiastically.

“I can take it Sti, please let me try.” You whimpered. “Can I ride you?” You asked, puppy eyes fixed onto his.

“Of course you can ride me baby.” Stiles responded, you very excitedly watched him move to lay on his back. A pillow supporting his lower back so he could look at you.

You took his semi-hard dick, that was laying on his soft tummy, and started pumping it. You spat into your hand and continued to rub him, thumb briefly swiping over the tip. Precum coating your finger. You watched as Stiles’ cock became harder with each pump.

You reached over to his side drawer, pulling out a condom. You ripped the foil open and shrugged the condom over his cock. Stiles watched you lift yourself over him, teasing your folds with his tip. His hips bucked in impatience and you took that as a sign to sink yourself onto his dick.

You moaned the whole way down. Stiles filled the entirety of you, you sank until your thighs met his hips and your clit rubbed against the spot above his shaft. Your hands rested on his abdomen. Still trying to adjust to his girth. Stiles watched you slowly start rising and falling. Rocking your hips back and forth. He started snapping his hips up to meet yours.

You leaned back and used his legs as stability, rolling your hips and bringing yourself up and down. Stiles filled every part of you, his long cock kissing your hilt every time. And with every roll of your hips his thick dick greeted your sweet spot with ease.

Stiles’ moans and groans filled your ears. His hands gripped your hips tightly. Holding you up and pulling you down. His dull fingernails dug into you, hands hot and heavy against your skin. You felt your orgasm approaching, speeding up and bouncing quickly you tried to bring it closer.

“I’m gonna cum Sti,” You whined, pushing yourself up and down harder and harder. Legs shaking with the pressure of staying upright.

“Cum for me babe.” Stiles says, voice hoarse. You let yourself going quickly losing your pace and squeezing him like a vice. He would’ve doubled over in pleasure if he wasn’t already lying down. He thrusted very briefly before coming himself. You lied on top of him, sweaty and still a little shaky.

Stiles pressed a brief kiss to your forehead, lying his head against yours. Soon enough he stopped relishing in your post-sex glow and grabbed a soft washcloth to clean you and him both up. Stiles pushed you into the bathroom to pee while he got you some pajamas ready.

After you finished he presented one of his oversized graphic-tees, and your underwear. You took them gratefully and put each on. Hugging Stiles soon after, he smelled like sweet cologne, fresh laundry, and home. He settled down into his bed and offered you the spot next to him. You cuddled up under his arm and smiled up at him.

“Love you Stiles.” You hummed, nuzzling into his neck.

“I love you too baby.”

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[moonlightdancer26]

Seeing people who hate Snape say things like “Snape cared about no one but himself” as if Severus Snape wasn’t his own biggest hater is so amusing to me.

#like babe that man was his own worst enemy #he is the epitome of self-hatred #he would freak out over any minor mistake and find a way to ‘‘punish’’ himself for it #prove me wrong #anti snaters #just shows that they know nothing about his character lmaoo #pro snape #pro severus snape #severus snape #snape #harry potter #hp #shitpost

[doctor-aceus-art]

He's not happy that his farmer taking so long to get back from the mines 👀

#my art #stardew valley #fanart #harvey sdv #harvey stardew valley #i'm totally normal about this man #he would make an amazing black/white era actor #prove me wrong #u can't ha!

[eddienonense]

So now that everyone’s back on Hunger Games, I pose a question that has festered within me since middle school.

Do we really believe that Katniss was like, romantically interested in Gale or Peeta or like…anyone?

Did no one else get the vibes that she just fell into the “romance” because it was what she felt was “normal”. At the end she was just like “Well he’s here all the time. And he’s nice and he knows my past. I guess he’s my dude.”

I always got the impression that she was so deep in “fight or flight mode” it took all she had just to allow herself friends, and then all of them wanted to date her and she was like, “I guess I do care about you. That can be love.”

#but y’all are getting lovey dovey meant to be vibes ig??? #someone break it down #PROVE ME WRONG #no but legitimately I would like to understand #the hunger games #peeta mellark #katniss everdeen #mockingjay #catching fire #gale hawthorne

[ct99r2d2]

Real Hunter girlies know that Hair was NOT wet

#PROVE ME WRONG #bad batch season 3 #the bad batch #bad batch hunter #tbb #bad batch spoilers #wet hair hunter

[always-tired-plshelp]

Grantaire when he met Enjolras:

#les mis #enjoltaire #enjolras #grantaire #prove me wrong

[esteljune]

Soap, who has found his home and peace in your heart.

Soap, who looks into your eyes, bright as the dawn on the Highlands, veiled by a desire so open that it caresses the most cumbersome parts of himself, decides that he will always come back to you. For you.

Always.

#just some thoughts on soap being utterly husband material #prove me wrong #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #john soap mactavish x reader #johnny mactavish #johnny mactavish x reader #soap #soap mactavish #soap squad™️ #soap x reader #soap x you #cod x you #cod x reader #Cod #call of duty #my writing #call of duty modern warfare