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paigemathews · 2 years
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Leo, after finding out Chris is his son: I just booked us a little fishing trip.
Chris: But why? What did I do?
Leo: Hmm? No, no. This is a fun thing.
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fuckyeahgoodomens · 9 months
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mc-cos-charm · 1 month
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Idia ; You stay positive, you always believe that everythings going to work out...
Cater : How do you do it?
Mc , smiling peacefully : Well , I'll tell you my secret sir.
Mc , Grabs cater and looked at him dead in the eyes: i lie to myself
Mc , grabs idia next : Every morning when I wake up
Mc : I say everything is gonna be okay.
Mc , staring at all of them dead : ... BUT I'm lying...
Mc : And I don't know how much longer I can do it.
The whole cast in the corner , : 😨
Mc : *Wheezes*
Mc , went to smiling peacefully : Have a good day every one !
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Third Time's the Charm?: Chaggie
Vaggie: (bringing Charlie on a romantic walk through the Morningstar gardens) Hey, Charlie, there's something I've been meaning to say....
Charlie: (phone rings) I'm so sorry, Vaggie. Hold that thought! Dad's calling. (picks up) What's wrong, Dad? ..... He what? ..... With WHO?!?!?! .... I'll be right here! (hangs up) We gotta get back to the hotel, ASAP!!! Tell me later?
Vaggie: Uh... Yeah.....
Charlie: Great! Let's go! (grabs Vaggie's hand and runs while dragging her)
Vaggie: this is fine.......
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Vaggie: (sets up a romantic meal at the hotel just for her and Charlie) Okay, we're at the hotel, so nothing should get in the way this time.
Charlie: Vaggie, this is so sweet! You got all my favorite foods here! What's the occasion?
Vaggie: (shrugs nonchalantly) Can't a girl spoil her beloved without a reason? (swallows) But... I do have a reason, I guess. You caught me. I wanted to say something.... kind of important.
Charlie: (raises an eyebrow and balks) Are you breaking up with me?!
Vaggie: What? NO!!! No! Nononononono... Exact opposite. I want to stay with you forever, babe.
Charlie: (sighs) Whew! Good, because I want to stay with you too~
Vaggie: (smiles and starts pulling the ring out of her pocket) Charlie, I-
Explosion erupts through the door leading to the kitchen as a gruel monster growls deep within.
Angel: HUSK!!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU COULD COOK!!!
Husk: I haven't cooked in decades! Why the fuck would you think I could cook!?!??!
Charlie: Holy shit! (runs over to the kitchen and grabs a fire extinguisher)
Vaggie: (listens to the screaming and sounds of the extinguisher blasting a gelatinous blob monster) ......this is fine.....
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Vaggie: (sitting on the balcony of her and Charlie's room and staring at a fireworks display she asked Lucifer to put together for her)
Charlie: (staring starstruck at the fireworks) Wow! This is beautiful, Vaggie!
Vaggie: (rests her chin in her hand as she stares at Charlie) Yeah... beautiful....
Charlie: (notices Vaggie staring and blushes) What? Is there something on my face?
Vaggie: Just your gorgeous blush, babe~
Charlie: (giggles all flustered) Vaggie, stop! What's got you lying on the charm so thick all of a sudden?
Vaggie: You deserved to be charmed every day of your life, babe. I love you, and I want to be able to do that for you. (grabs the ring in her pocket) So, Ms. Charlotte Morningstar. (sees Charlie wrinkle her brow and snickers) Charlie... will you-
Niffty: (out on the veranda, jumps onto one of the firework rockets and blasts into the air) AAAAHHHHHHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Lucifer: Oh, quackers!!! Let go of the rocket, kid! I'll catch you!
Angel: Nah, let her be! She likes the pain!
Charlie: OH, MY GOD!!! NIFFTY-
Vaggie: (finally snaps) No! No more interruptions! You! (points to Charlie)
Charlie: M-Me?
Vaggie: Wedding! You and me! Holy matrimony and all that shit! Marry me! (pauses as she groans and holds up the ring) Charlie, will you marry me?
Charlie: YES!!!
Hazbins: FUCKING FINALLY!!!
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rebelcharmings · 11 months
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raven’s road to getting tailor quick (taylor swift) EveRAfterS (eras) tour tickets: a mini twitter series
thankfully apple managed to ask tailor quick for one more ticket so now she, raven And dexter are going☺️and so apple is forced to thirdwheel for 3 hours. she managed to have fun tho even without darling!🥰
inspired by my post here and some of my own thoughts as a fellow swiftie who didn’t get tickets at first but now i do!!!
and here is part 1 of my fake tweets au !!
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deadpearls · 5 months
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eah as tweets 1/???
inspired by rebelcharmings :)
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oautincorrectquotes · 1 month
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Charming: *mumbling in latin*
Hook: for the last time, i'm not a demon and you can't exorcize me.
Charming: worth a try.
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write-it-motherfuckers · 11 months
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Person A: “Do you always have to spit out some dumb one liner every time you take down one of the enemies?”
Person B: “It’s part of my charm.”
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apoetsworld · 3 months
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Sirius *doing something extremely irrational but getting away with it charmingly*: now that was a close one
Random gryffindors nearby: *swooning*
Regulus: I wonder how many people actually know you're an idiot.
Sirius *tripping over himself and crashing into a wall when he see's Remus stretch*: ...just the ones that count
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rainingalmonds · 2 months
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babygirl-diaz · 20 days
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Buck: And then there were three Tommy: Sorry, babe, I gotta go Buck: Wait! You can’t leave! Tommy: Why not? Buck: Because I will start ugly crying if you leave and trust me none of us wanna see that Tommy: Nice try. I’ll see you around, okay? Buck: I can’t believe you won’t stop even after I said I will cry! Buck: And then there were two Eddie: Will you ugly cry if I leave too? Buck: No. Because you won’t leave. Eddie: Okay, that makes you sound like some kinda deranged lover and I am kinda into it
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paigemathews · 2 years
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Piper: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Prue: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Phoebe: Smad.
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hms-incorrect-quotes · 2 months
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{Heart and Mind are fighting}
Soul [taking aspirin]: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?!
{Heart and Mind still fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards}
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marvel-lous-guy · 8 months
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Tony: you could work for me one day kid
Peter: I'd rather be unemployed
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harringroveera · 9 days
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Oh so that’s why he’s King Steve!
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deadpearls · 5 months
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eah as tweets/tumblr posts part 2/???
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