Crowley: What are your adjectives?
Aziraphale: …You mean my pronouns?
Crowley: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?
Aziraphale: …I dunno. What are yours?
Crowley: Noisy and chaotic!
Aziraphale: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.
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seriously what the heck was that
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Aziraphale: Crowley, do you remember when we ran into one another in Rome?
Crowley: Yeah, I remember that.
Aziraphale: *blushes* remember when my entire forearm was on display?
Crowley: *gasps softly* yes I do…
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I think I'm way too tired today to get a proper Meme Dump Monday going, but for now please accept my little tweak to this text message conversation I saw posted
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it's giving '90 miles per hour in central london' realness
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Crowley: I think humans should have glow stick juice injected in their bones when they’re born, that way if they break their bones, there’s a fun little surprise.
Aziraphale: What’s the surprise?
Crowley: Blood poisoning.
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