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random-twst-things · 1 day

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I'm so sorry professor trein, we can't do the presentation today!

Trein: and why is that?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Because, uh...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, looks at Ace: oh! Because one the members in our group got sent to the hospital 😞

Ace: What?! Who?!

Deuce, confused: hmm?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, picking up a chair: You

*Mc/Y/N/Yuu wacks Ace with the chair, rendering him unconscious (Very unfortunate)*

Deuce: HUH?!

Trein: ...

Dividers by/from @/cafekitsune

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twistedmionn · 2 days

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Twisted Wonderland incorrect #143

I AM NOT DEAD RAHHH

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mysteryshoptls · 2 days

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SR Azul Ashengrotto - Luxe Couture Vignette

"Please come this way"

[Fairest City – Crystal Galleria]

Azul: …Now, now, don't say that!

Azul: I would be honored if you would come by the Mostro Lounge to come see my photo with Eric-san.

Vil: I'm staggered. You would not only use my father, but also myself to increase your reputation?

Grim: Oh hey, if it ain't Vil and Azul. What're you guys talkin' about?

Azul: We just happened to come across each other over here, so we were merely chatting about plans once we return to campus. Have the two of you been shopping?

1. I bought some clothes for myself.

Azul: You bought clothing at the Crystal Galleria? You must be a better shopper than I thought.

2. I bought some gifts for everyone back home.

Azul: A wonderful sentiment. Keeping people in your debt is very valuable.

Azul: I myself just finished purchasing some cosmetics. After this, I plan on perusing some tableware.

Grim: Huh, tableware? Don't really matter what gets used, to me.

Grim: The food 'n drinks're waaay more important than the plates 'n cups.

Azul: I fully believed that would be your response, Grim-san.

Vil: I absolutely adore that sort of dedication. The more opulent the tableware, the more sophisticated the mealtime becomes.

Vil: Weren't the plates, cups, and cutlery at the restaurant we dined at yesterday utterly sublime?

Grim: I don't remember a thing about 'em.

Vil: ...Right, I was a fool for even asking that in the first place.

Azul: The golden rimmed white porcelain plates at that restaurant was indeed spectacular.

Azul: Decorated in both matte and glossy gold, these surely were high-quality wares. A rare sight, indeed.

Vil: Well, now. You're well informed, Azul.

Vil: It may be interesting to shop for tableware with someone who actually knows a thing or two. I'll join you.

Azul: Why, certainly. Would you like to join us, [Yuu]-san?

1. I'd like to. 2. I'm definitely interested.

Grim: 'Kay, then I'll tag along too, then. But anyway, do they even sell stuff like that here?

Vil: Of course. Fine ceramic wares are yet another major product of the Fairest City. There are also many antique shops.

Grim: Uh-huh. So it's not just make-up 'n clothes 'n food, huh.

Azul: It is said that there were 3 primary factors that led to the development of those fine ceramic wares in the Fairest City.

Azul: The first factor was due to the nearby mines.

Azul: The neighboring mountain range had an abundance of high-quality clay, for which artisans from all over began to come for.

Azul: The second factor is the development of pharmaceuticals thanks to knowledge passed down from the Fairest Queen.

Vil: That pharmaceutical science was then used to develop a diverse array of pigments, and that allowed for the field of colors to become what it is today.

Azul: Indeed. It's just as you say.

Azul: And the final factor is the sense of beauty that every Fairest Queen-loving inhabitant of the Fairest City carries.

Azul: Thus, the potters and sculptors who were raised with a heightened awareness of beauty themselves brought their ceramics to an entirely new level when it comes to works of art.

Vil: Only the residents of the Fairest City would find ways to elevate beauty in fields other than fashion and makeup.

Azul: We've arrived. I hear this shop carries a rather large collection of antique tableware for sale.

Vil: Have you already done prior research?

Azul: Yes, indeed. I must admit I have been looking forward to purchasing new tableware.

Grim: Woah! There's a ton of sparkly dishes and stuff!

Vil: What sort of tableware are you planning on purchasing, Azul?

Azul: I believe I'd like to find teacups, saucers, and a matching teapot.

1. What about this golden tea set?

Grim: Yeah! The shiny gold color is so cool! Azul: I see they allowed gold to oxidize and used that to create a pattern for the design. I must admit it is extravagant and definitely draws an eye. Vil: An opulent design. However, I feel it may not suit the Mostro Lounge.

2. Look at this pink tea set!

Azul: I see it is a set of teacups with a frill molding. The flower pattern along the rim is so wonderfully subtle. Vil: A rather cute design. However, I feel it may not suit the Mostro Lounge.

Azul: Fufu, I agree completely. Perhaps now we can look at the wares that had caught my eye?

[Fairest City – Crystal Galleria]

Azul: This is the one I am looking to purchase here.

Grim: This one, huh? It's just a borin' looking white cup with a tiny bit of blue stuff on it.

Azul: That dainty and subtle touch is intended to be its charm point… It seems you fail to comprehend that, Grim-san.

Azul: This bright white porcelain shows not a hint of translucency… Does it not seem to be the pinnacle of class?

Vil: It certainly does have a refined beauty about it.

Azul: The elegant design carved out of the rim of the teacup is called a "scalloped rim."

Azul: And consider this wave-like handle curled along the side… Even the minute details are so stunning.

Grim: A handle? What, you gonna steer somethin' with this cup, then?

Vil: Obviously the handle is where you hold the cup.

Vil: But, Azul. These cups and teapot are a vintage set.

Vil: Is there any need for you to use such an extravagant tea set in a café that caters to students?

Azul: Indeed. I consider this a necessary investment.

Azul: Just because my customers are students does not mean that I intend on compromising my standards.

[Fairest City – Queen's Palace]

[camera shutters clicking and screaming]

Fans: KYAAAAAAAAA! VIL-SAMAAAAA!!!

Reporter: If I can run an article on Vil Schoenheit, then there's no doubt that both magazine sales and website traffic are gonna go through the roof!

Reporter: Alright, now I just gotta hop this barrier so I can cover Vil Schoenheit up close…

[Grrk…]

Azul: Oh, my, it is dangerous to attempt to climb the barrier. Please take all photographs from the designated area.

Reporter: You little brat, don't get in my way! [Azul starts pushing] Urgh, what strength! He's pushing the whole barrier back towards me…!

Azul: If those instructions cannot be followed properly, I may have to take appropriate countermeasures…

Azul: For example, I may be inclined to ring up your place of employment and file a complaint at the highest levels.

Reporter: Okay, fine, just get out of my way, then! I can't even take a picture with you like this!

Azul: How wonderful that we've reached an understanding. Vil-san, please come this way.

Vil: Thank you… You were awfully efficient in handling that.

Azul: When you've made as many deals as I have, it's not uncommon to encounter troubled clients in need of extra firm handling.

Azul: I'm just glad I was able to put the mediation skills I've accumulated to good use.

Vil: Not only are you handling the press well… But you are doing a fantastic job as my escort.

Azul: Well, it also is not uncommon for me to host prospective business contacts personally, either.

Azul: Ah, we are almost at the staircase.

Azul: Right this way. If you wish, my hand is yours to take.

Vil: Well, then. I shall accept it.

―A few days later

[Mostro Lounge]

Octavinelle Student: Welcome!

Azul: Oh my… If it isn't Vil-san! You've come, as promised! I'm so elated.

Vil: Excuse you. I don't recall ever promising you anything. However…

Vil: I was merely thinking back to how you handled yourself previously. I do expect exceptional service today as well.

Vil: Business seems to be going well… Are you using that tea set you purchased back then?

Azul: I am. Right now… The guests at that table are enjoying the tea served in it.

Deuce/Epel: AHAHAHA!

Vil: …There is no way those two even remotely understand the worth of those cups.

Vil: Neither would the rest of these customers. Do you still think that it was worth selecting that specific set?

Azul: Absolutely. I vow to serve drinks and meals on quality dishes that I have personally selected.

Azul: That is something that I will never compromise as the proprietor of the Mostro Lounge.

Azul: You yourself would never touch clothes or cosmetics that don't suit your design or aesthetic taste, yes?

Vil: So, just as I carefully concoct my personal brand by being particular on how I fashion myself…

Vil: You look to enhance the Mostro Lounge by careful consideration of the tableware and table linen.

Vil: I think that fastidious approach of yours is just as spectacular. Perhaps I have judged you a tad harshly.

Azul: Why, thank you. I fully believed that you of all people would understand, Vil-san.

Azul: However… I cannot deny that at times I would like to share that appreciation of the tableware's elegance with someone who actually understands their worth.

Azul: That being said, Vil-san, allow me to prepare your order on my absolute finest plates.

Requested by Anonymous.

#twisted wonderland #twst #azul ashengrotto #vil schoenheit #deuce spade #epel felmier #twst azul #twst vil #twst deuce #twst epel #twst grim #twst yuu #twst translation #twst tapis rouge #mention: eric

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cheekinpermission · 2 days

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You KNOW Ace would never let them live it down.

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zippidi-dooda · 3 days

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Deuce better pray that mama Deuce doesn't get Yuu's number.

If she does then he'll constantly hear his mother asking about you, if he's been behaving nicely towards you, if you've been hanging out, if you've been taking those study lessons you planned, if he's given you that gift she thought you might like, things like that.

And you doing the same about his mom, telling him all about your daily chats, how much you miss her, and your sudden knowledge about his past self.

And holidays?

Don't get him started, even before he knows it, you're there waiting for him at home chatting with his mom.

He's shocked and embarrassed, understandably so, but you both brush it off like it was a normal situation.

Even if he tries to normalize things, by taking you up to your guest room to get you two away, he always ends up leaving for a second only to find that his mom had made her way up to chat with you.

He can't even stay in the same room when you two are together cause then you turn your conversations towards him, how cute he was as a baby, how much he's grown, what a sweetie he is, reminiscing embarrassing moments he could only hope you'd forget.

It'd get to the point where you'd both decline an invitation to go out for a walk with him in order to talke more.

He tried not to let it get to him.

To understand that the both of you had been missing some form of a parent/child relationship over the past few months. That you both needed some new company. That it was good his mom and friend were getting along.

But he couldn't help his delinquent side taking control when the both of you spent majority of the break enjoying each other's company, completely forgetting he was even around.

And you're shocked when he stands, slamming his fists on the table, cold glare in his eye as he shouts out his complaints of the growing issue.

It goes quiet for a while, the three of you simply eyeing each other until someone spoke.

And so you did.

You apologized for the shift in your relationship with the Spades, affirmed that you'd think more of the reality of the situation, and promised to be more considerate of the boy's feelings.

You ended it all with a smile, and a kiss to Deuce's cheek.

His angry demeanor melted away completely. His face burned brighter than Ace's hair and he stared blankly ahead of him.

You ruffled his hair gently and asked if there was something you could do now to start making up for the discomfort.

And his mom went wild.

She gushed over the two of you, effectively breaking Deuce from his trance and back to his embarrassed state while you were forced to join him for the first time.

He grumbled about his mother's enthusiasm for such small things.

But, he had to admit that this, his mother fawning over the two of you, was something he'd much rather like handle.

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst yuu #twst deuce #twst dila #dila spade #deuce spade x reader

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twstfanblog · 1 day

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Random student: On the table is a paintball gun. You have to pick one of your friends to-

*Yuu, with no hesitation, picks up the gun and shoots Jack*

Firstie Squad SHOOK

🍎: WHY JACK!?

♥️: OH MY SEVEN!!

♠️: I THOUGHT YOU'D SHOOT ACE!?

🐊: I thought they'd shoot me...

🐺: Why did you pick me?????

🔪: Jack, you're so fucking big and buff that I'm pretty sure you can flex and stop an actual bullet.

🔪: Admit it. You didn't even feel the paint ball.

🐺: I mean YEAH. But by that logic, why didn't you pick Ortho!?

🔪: Because Ortho would shoot me back.

⚙️Oh, without hesitation.

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twst #twst wonderland #yuu oc #twst ace #ace trappola #twst deuce #deuce spade #twst jack #jack howl #twst epel #epel felmier #twst ortho #ortho shroud #twst sebek #sebek zigvolt

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selfinserttothestars · 2 days

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Sona drawings I don’t think I’ve posted yet

Also bonus cats that I don’t know what possessed me to draw lmao

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benjis-house-boat · 8 hours

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Having a TIME in Twisted Wonderland xD My boi goes from laughing at the antics of his new friends to crying from stress and back bout 30 times a day, and we're only in book 1

Also a lot of this, but Magic Beings Rich People?

#twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst wonderland #twst fanart #twst memes #twst ace #twst oc #twst deuce #twst grim #Who is and is not human?#Like there's the obvious w/ Malleus and Lilia #but what bout Jade and Floyd?#Are they merfolk?#So many questions #meanwhile I've already fallen in love with mr. never leave the house only play game #I feel it deeply and I love his hair #and lets be honest #Hades is a badass and I wanna be in that dorm

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bi-panicatthedisco · 1 day

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Twst incorrect quote

Ace and Deuce sitting in jail together

Deuce: So who should we call?

Ace: I’d call Riddle, but I feel safer in jail

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #ace trappola #twst ace #twisted wonderland ace #twst deuce #deuce spade #twisted wonderland deuce #riddle rosehearts #twisted wonderland riddle #twst riddle #twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes

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dummy-impact · 2 days

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Twisted Genderbend: HEARTSLABYUL

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ravenpunkofficial · 1 day

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i got more twst nuis 😊

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the-scouts-codex · 2 days

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I'm mad

Rolled 100 cards to get Rook's SSR! WHERE IS DEUCE!? I GOT EPEL LIKE 15 TIMES! I DONT HAVE ANY MORE DIAMONDS LEFT! o(T□T)o

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karamatsuboy-aj · 1 day

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Chibi kisses with shipel(shishio x epel) (shishio is @oyakay /@oya-oya-okay OC) and asue??(Idk.a good ship name)(Asher x deuce) And the fifth wheel because I have no idea who to ship him with alev(@oyatochie /@clovenoko OC) I hope you like it (last drawing of the day most likely)

Little bonus of a screenshot of bunny epel in flying class

#twisted wonderland oc #twisted wonderland #ramshackle #twst asher #twst shishio🧇#heartslabyul #twst alev 🍦#twst epel #twst deuce

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twstowo · 3 months

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Incorrect Quotes

Deuce: Can I try Rizzing you Up?

Mc/Yuu/You: Sure, lol.

Deuce: *Straightens his back, clears his throat, and looks you in the eyes*

Deuce: *Falls dramatically to the floor* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────

Malleus: If you were in a room full of men, would you still pick me?

Mc/Yuu/You: If I was in a room full of men I’d jump of a cliff.

*Mc/Yuu/You being in Night Raven College a college only for boys*

Leona: Well, I have bad news.

──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────

Kalim: *Pouring his heart out because he loves you so much*

MC/Yuu/You: *Also pouring their heart out because they love Kalim*

Jamil: *Eye twitching* I'm about to overblot, again.

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cheekinpermission · 5 months

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How the fandom treats Deuce:

VS how the fandom treats Ace:

#disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland fanart #twst fanart #heartslabyul #ace trappola #twst ace #deuce spade #twst deuce #ace couldn't even rizz his way into yuu's bed #meanwhile deuce got a whole dance with them #cheekindraws

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harunayuuka2060 · 5 months

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Malleus and Leona: ...

Malleus: I have found myself questioning my morals.

Leona: Hm. *totally agree with him*

*Watching MC play the role of a rich, possessive yandere*

Vil: *lowkey proud that he recruited them for his upcoming movie*

Deuce: Ace.

Ace: What? *has been replaying MC's yandere moment vid for the nth time*

"I never saw you as an object. You're someone I desire—the one I want to wake up to. However, if you choose not to be with me, forget everything. I'll confine you within these walls."

Deuce: Give it a break.

Ace: Shut up, dude. This scene will forever live in my head rent-free.

#twisted wonderland #twst mc #twst malleus #twst leona #twst vil #twst ace #twst deuce

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