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*(Y/N) and the Villains watching in hysterics as a streaker gets carried out by police*
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(Y/N), wearing a cheap party hat and holding a dollar store cake with the words “welcome to your nightmare” on it: We’ve been waiting for you all summer and we’re so glad you’re finally here!!
King Magnifico: Who the hell are you? Where’s my wife??
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Hook: *Shreiks* GET YOUR BLASTED BEASTS WOMAN!!!
Medusa: They don’t bite~
Hook clinging to the ceiling: YES THEY DO!!!
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Ratigan sitting on (Y/N)’s head: Tell me why I’m up here again?
(Y/N): I saw this in a movie and wanted to test it out. You can help me cook and stuff!
*Ratigan proceeds to use (Y/N) to go on a hours long rampage*