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just-a-random-bookworm · 2 months

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Harry: I was talking about this sham date of Draco's. I think it's part of a plan to make me jealous. Hermione: Well, clearly it's not working. Harry: Are you insane? Of course it's working!! Observe my bitter ranting!!

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skylarinfinity · 3 months

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voldemort : [laughing evilly] harry potter is dead!

male reader : [whisper under his breath] phew, thought he expelled from hogwarts.

ron : [whisper to hermione] i see now why you have crush on him.

hermione : [worried] not right now, ron!

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jellycolors · 2 years

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𝘦𝘮𝘮𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘴𝘥

𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 / 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞

𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥

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daddiesdrarryy · 2 months

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Ron: You’re writing with your left hand?

Draco: Yes. I’m ambidextrous

Ron: That’s so cool, mate, love who you love!

*later*

Ron: Harry, did you know Draco’s ambidextrous?

Harry: Really? You think I have a chance?

Hermione: …

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incorrectharrypotterblog · 2 years

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*Harry and Ron arguing*

Ron: imagine waking up and the first thing you have to grab is a pair of glasses

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crackishincorrecthp · 6 months

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Hermione: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Ron: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Hermione: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING HARRY WITH ME Ginny, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now Draco: No, no, it's getting really entertaining now! Pansy: I never thought Hermione would be that competitive! Luna: I always thought Ron would be the one to get Harry in the divorce Harry: Hermione is scarier, she would definitely get me in the divorce

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incorrect-drarry-quote · 3 months

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Hermione: Do you know what bees make?

Ron: Honey?

Hermione: Yes dear?

[Harry turns to Draco]

Harry: Draco, do you know what bees make?

Draco: Some stupid annoying sound, what the fuck do you want.

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incorrectly-mischievous · 7 months

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Harry: damn why does Voldemort hate me so much

Ron: maybe he’s homophobic

Harry: …but I’m not gay

Ron: you’re not?

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apparentlytheproblem · 8 months

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s w e a t e r w e a t h e r

fandom- Harry Potter

pairing(s)- Draco Malfoy

a/n: so this one is based on a situation I've been in which had me bawling, crying and literally dying. I also saw something similar on Pinterest and I thought why not? requests are always open, love, teddy

requested- yes

warnings- none i hope

You found yourself in the edge of the black lake sprawled on a fuzzy blanket with all sorts of delights, giggling and laughing with a blonde Slytherin over something absolutley preposterous, the idea or to be more specific, the rumors between you and a Malfoy.

The evening was crisp already, the last of sunset just a fading pale stripe in the sky. Evening shadows deepened into blue and purple. the wind was icy and withering, it sent chills down your back.

"c'mon, its almost time for bed luv"

love. love? did he just call me love? am I okay?

"yeah, let's head back" you assented.

a cold wind swept past the both of you, Draco's eyes bumped together in a scowl and his nystagmic eyes hadn't missed anything. All he was waiting for was an ask and maybe a pretty please too.

"would it be alright if i borrow your sweater?"

their eyes my god, as if I'd say no, fuckin damn

"it would be more than alright sweetheart"

fuck. sweetheart? is he tryna kill me? what does he want? oh god

His fingers gripped the ends of the sweater covering his abdomen and quickly pulled his sweater of green and silver and handed it to her.

it was loose to say the least, but you loved it almost as much as he loved seeing you in it. it smelt of mahogany apples which he loved so much.

Draco towered over, trying to roll the sleeves for you, and grabbed your palm and began to walk as if he wasn't absolutley panicking inside.

"it smells like you"

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machiavellli · 6 months

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If the slytherins had socials…part V

<- Part IV

-> Part VI

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punkharryp0tt3r · 5 months

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At some point in time, sleepily studying at the library

Harry, resting his head on a book: I had a really bad nightmare last night.

Hermione, looking up from her book: Oh, I’m sorry. Was it about Voldemort?

Harry: No, it wasn’t.

Ron, who was listening very sleepily from beside Harry: Oh, Then what was it about?

Harry: It’s kinda…embarrassing now that I think about it…

Ron: C’mon Harry, you know you can tell us anything.

Harry: Okay..Fine.

Harry: I Had fallen asleep in class, in the dream I mean, and Hermione woke me up.

Harry, who’s face is getting darker: And she was just kinda shaking my arm, and I said I was awake, but she kept shaking my arm and talking gibberish.

Hermione: Huh?

Harry: I didn’t know what she was saying, so I just said “what ?”

Harry, who’s face was even darker now: And she kept repeating the same gibberish phrase over and over, angrier each time.

Harry, who looked like he was on the verge of tears now: And she kept shaking me, and yelling at me, and I didn’t understand what’s he was saying-

Hermione, holding in a laugh: …

Harry, whose voice finally broke, and was DEFINITELY crying: AnD ShE WaS jUSt YeLlInG AT mE aNd I dIdNt UndErsTaNd-

Ron, hugging Harry, glaring at Hermione: STOP FUCKING LAUGHING

Hermione, who was laughing her ass off: IM SORRY-

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looopylupin · 1 year

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mcgonagall: you often use humor to deflect trauma

harry: thank you

mcgonagall: i didn't say that was a good thing

harry: what i'm hearing is, you think i'm funny

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blackbirdi · 2 months

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Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes #3

Ron: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Hermione: *Blushing* What?

Ron: *Also Blushing* What?

Harry: *Eating popcorn in the background* He said he'd fuck you if you asked.

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goldandglittersblog · 11 days

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Draco: Potter always sticks to weaselete like glue.

Hermione: Leave them alone.

Draco: Can you imagine being surrounded by people who are that clingy? It's so pathetic.

Hermione: I am gonna go to the library.

Draco: I would feel a lot better if crookshanks and I just went with you.

Crookshanks: meow

Draco: See, your little squish faced bugger wants to come too.

Hermione: This is exactly why I don't even have to imagine it.

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daddiesdrarryy · 1 month

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Harry: Okay, I don’t know how to tell you guys this, so I’ll whisper it in Ron’s ear and he’ll blurt it out in astonishment

Harry: *whispers in Ron’s ear*

Ron: YOU’RE DATING DRACO MALFOY?

Hermione: …

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marauderenergy · 1 year

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Voldemort: *fires a spell at Harry and misses*

Harry: strike one

Voldemort, firing another spell: that’s not how this works!

Harry: strike two! One more and you’re out

Voldemort, under his breath: fuck

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