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Draco, eating breakfast: Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Harry, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 month
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Draco: You’re not going to believe what just happened, Pansy! Potter walked right on by me like I wasn’t there! Does he not care about me at all?
Pansy: Okay, well, does Potter even know you like him now?
Draco: I don’t know! I’ve ignored him, I’ve been mean to him. What else can I do?
Pansy: …sounds like you’ve tried everything
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cheridraco · 1 year
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draco: can you like fuck the sad out of me
harry: how about you share what's upsetting you instead
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bagerfluff · 6 months
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*Harry is crying after a breakup*
Draco: There there, Potter.
Harry: *still crying* Thanks, but how did you get into my dorm?
Draco: Great question—
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gypsy-of-south · 2 months
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Harry mooning over Malfoy who dropped by to discuss a case with an auror
Ron : Oi Mate I hope you know to move past this pining and snag a date with Malfoy you gotta start being friendly and compliment him. Atleast stop insulting him and hope he miraculously snogs you.
Harry : Yeah I guess you are right sighs
Few days later
Harry nervously : Malfoy your hair looks good today
Draco : does a series of diagnostic spells I can't find anything wrong with you, did you hit your head on the way somewhere?
Harry still recovering from the unexpected spells : Wth Malfoy flustered stomps away
After 2837473 tries later
Harry : To what do I owe the pleasure of meeting you Parkinson?
Pansy : Stop giving me that attitude. I know what you are trying to do, it is quiet pathetic really.
Harry : AND pray tell what is it that I am doing?
Pansy : Trying to woo Draco ofcourse
Harry sputtering : WHAT you are crazy?
Pansy : oh darling now don't go acting all dumb on me, who do you take me for? Anyways I am here to tell you get your head out of your arse and ask him directly instead whatever that is you're doing right now.
Harry : AND why should I listen to anything you say?
Pansy : well I heard Daniel from Department of Games is asking him tonight, he quite a looker is't he?. Do what you what you want to do with that I am leaving now. Ta! Potter.
Later that evening in the ministry atrium
Harry gathering all the courage: Malfoy I want to take you out
Draco : Now Potter I thought we were past the phase of wanting to rip each other's throats evey few days.
Harry : throwing his hands up in frustration THAT'S IT I AM DONE I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. FUCK RON FUCK PARKINSON
Draco : 🧍🏼‍♂️
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gwaineisbehindyou · 6 months
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Draco: "I'm a Malfoy, so I must have an elegant partner that show's true superiority."
Harry: "Good morning, sorry I'm late-" *Trips over own feet, tie is not even tied correctly, rapidly scribbling paragraphs for his assignment, while having messy bed-head hair. (Probably half asleep??? Idk.)*
Draco: "That. I want that one."
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blinger301 · 6 months
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Draco *Sprawled on the couch*: Haaarrry!! I'm hungry~
Harry *From the kitchen*: What you in the mood for?
Draco: Pickles and honey.
Harry: Really? Okay.
Harry*Returning after 5 mins*: Here
Draco: I don't want it anymore, I want Yogurt and chips.
Harry: Seriously? Won't that make you bloated?
Draco *With a belly the size of a watermelon*: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
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felixify · 1 year
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Draco : Let me make this very clear - I do not like you
Harry : Ok , let go of my hand then
Draco tightening his grip on Harry's hand : No
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Harry: I was talking about this sham date of Draco's. I think it's part of a plan to make me jealous. Hermione: Well, clearly it's not working. Harry: Are you insane? Of course it's working!! Observe my bitter ranting!!
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kantimplora · 5 months
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book 6
Harry- MALFOY IS AVOIDING ME!
Ron and Hermione- yay!
Harry- NO, THATS BAD!
Ron and Hermione- ooh?
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Hermione: Do you know what bees make?
Ron: Honey?
Hermione: Yes dear?
[Harry turns to Draco]
Harry: Draco, do you know what bees make?
Draco: Some stupid annoying sound, what the fuck do you want.
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daddiesdrarryy · 20 days
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Harry: Okay, when are you gonna tell Pansy that we’re going to live together?
Draco: Soon! I just couldn’t before. You saw how upset Ron got when you told him! I couldn’t do that to Pansy, she’s my best friend!
Harry: Well, Ron’s my best friend
Draco *gasps*: I’m not your best friend?
Harry: You just said——of course you’re my best friend
Draco *smiles*: Love you!
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cheridraco · 8 months
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draco: being attractive is so inconvenient like how am I supposed to do thing if I'm constantly surrounded by fangirls
harry: open your mouth your personality will drive them away
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the-real-milo · 1 year
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Draco: I’m going to sleep with Harry Potter
Pansy:
Draco: as a prank!
Pansy: 
Draco: Haha it will totally get him what a good prank
Pansy: Hermione told me you’ve been sleeping with him for over a year now
Draco: goddamnit i’m starting up the race war again
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xxphenomeniall · 1 year
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"Can you describe Draco's hair?"
"Um it's, I don't know," he shrugged and looked at the floor, "short on the sides but longer on top. Has that fringe stuff that hangs over his left eye. It's blonde. White blonde I guess? Or platinum. It's slightly darker at the roots than at the tips. I assume that's from sun exposure. And it looks soft now that he doesn't gel it back," he looked back at Hermione.
Without missing a beat, she asked, "And could you describe Ron's hair?"
"It's red."
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beeesworld · 5 months
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Draco: When you called me at work to tell me that your dogfather was coming over for dinner, you neglected to mention that he was going to be spending the night. Oh wait! You didn't call me.
Harry: Would you let it go already.
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