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Draco, eating breakfast: Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Harry, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE
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saratinearchive · 5 months
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Harry: Oh go, fuck yourself!
Draco: Fuck me yourself, you coward!
Harry, already taking off his robes: You asked for this!
Pansy: God, this is the weirdest foreplay I've ever seen.
Ron, covering his eyes: Not in the common room!
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lunar-serpentinite · 2 months
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draco : i have a special place in potter's life
harry : constant headache ?
draco : no, ✨ character development ✨
harry : so i develop better taste after i had the misfortune of meeting you ?
draco : ...
draco : >:(
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looopylupin · 9 months
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Hermione: Why are Harry and Draco sitting with their backs to each other?
Ron: They had a fight.
Hermione: Then why are they holding hands?
Ron: They get sad when they fight.
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Draco: Do you ever wish to be buried 6 feet under just to be away from human interaction?
Harry: 💀
Harry: You need help.
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poetic-gays · 9 months
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Harry: (being interviewed) What three words would I use to describe Draco Malfoy? White, blonde, and British.
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chartreuserpent · 2 years
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tell me a joke — incorrect drarry
Draco: So... Tell me a joke, Potter.
Harry:
Harry: my life
Draco, laughing hard and tearing up: woah, that’s a good one.
Harry, crying in the corner: *sniffles*
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spikybanana · 2 years
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Harry: you said you've had a crush on me since fourth year
Draco: third year. possibly second
Harry: so why were you still always so mean to me??
Draco: well.
Draco: toxic psychotic compulsive self-denial
Draco: in other words daddy issues.
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animegeek-101 · 2 years
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Keeping up with draco's unhealthy love obsession with potter S1 Ep1 (Lucius losing draco in a crowd) Lucius : Draco, oh god Draco!! Lucius: has anyone seen my son, Draco! Lucius: that mothers adrenaline is kicking in Narcissa : wtf dear Lucius: I can see every equation, DRACO!!! Lucius: excuse me ma'am have you see my son tall, blonde, silver eyes, says potter a lot, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet. Lily : is that him over there? * points to draco clinging unto harry as if his life depends on it * Lucius : yep *sighs * Lucius : accio Draco Draco : NO! * Malfoy family disapparate home *
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avi-nashpati · 2 years
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Harry: Draco collects action figurines of famous potioneers
Harry: “oh, look, Harry! A near mint Arthur Blanc, with a working cauldron!”
Harry: what a dork.
Harry, choking back tears: I love him so much.
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Hermione: Do you know what bees make?
Ron: Honey?
Hermione: Yes dear?
[Harry turns to Draco]
Harry: Draco, do you know what bees make?
Draco: Some stupid annoying sound, what the fuck do you want.
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saratinearchive · 5 months
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Pansy: Okay, FUCK/MARRY/KILL Potter, go!
Draco: Yes.
Pansy: To which one?
Draco: Yes.
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lunar-serpentinite · 4 months
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draco: ill take care of you
harry: but it's rotten work
draco: well yeah duh but have you considered i won every annual How Well Do You Know Potter contest in the hogwarts potter forum for the entire time we've been in school
harry: the what now
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looopylupin · 1 year
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harry: *seductively takes off glasses*
harry: wow
draco: *blushes* haha.. what?
harry: you're really fucking blurry
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Draco: why is Harry crying?
Ron *eating a sandwich*: oh, that's because he doesn't have his life together
Draco to Harry: Mind if I join?
Two gays crying together 👍
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chartreuserpent · 2 years
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bad boys — incorrect drarry
Harry, smirking as he put his foot on the table: So I heard you like bad boys...
Draco:
Harry: Because I am the baddest bad bo— oH SHIT MY LEG CRAMMPED, HELP !!
Draco, rethinking his life choices:
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