My precious and my beloved are at the opposite ends of the same spectrum
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Can somebody make a comic of Legolas being sad on Christmas morning for not getting the Legos he's been asking for
Merry: where are you going?
Pippin: to get mushrooms or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.
Merry: well why not both at the same time?
Pippin: now that is why we are friends!
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Legolas: Hey Aragorn!
Legolas: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Aragorn: Where’s Gimli?!
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Pippin: hmm this chicken is good!
Pippin: so is the broth!
Pippin: what do you know about necromancy?
Gandalf, spitting his soup: WHAT?!
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Gimli: Have you ever heard of the word ‘sorry’?
Legolas: No, is that another word you made up?
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Someone once told me that if you yawn right after someone else it means that you and that person have an emotional connection.
Me: * opening pinterest, scrolling the home, randomly finding the gif *
Legolas in the gif: * yawn *
Me: * yawn *
Me: * gasp * Legolas! we are emotionally connected!
Me: LET'S GET MARRIED!!
Legolas: *confused af * what?
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Is this anything?
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Aragorn: This is Glorfindel. He dwells in the House of Elrond, and is one of the Elves of old. You can trust him.
Aragorn: This is Arwen. She knocked out Glorfindel and stole his horse. You can trust her.
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me: *eats a piece of cheese:
my lactose intolerant digestive system:
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Legolas: what did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!!
Gimli: there’s just no pleasing you sometimes.
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When fandoms collide <3
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Pippin: sometimes two heads are better than one!
Gandalf: yes, but not when one of them is yours.
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