#eowyn x faramir
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it’s the babes
ft. book faramir
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Aragorn: Just tell her "you're beautiful."
Faramir: Okay, okay, yeah, I've got this.
Faramir, to Eowyn, nervous: I'm beautiful.
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Chapter 5 is up!! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
She looked at him in the eye, hand still cradling the side of his face. “I love you,” she said, and what she meant was: We were wrong about the shape of our love, but not about the space it took.
Aragorn hummed and smiled, fluent in the language of her eyes. “I got to kiss you, though. That was nice.”
She grinned back. “It was.”
“Not as nice as kissing Eowyn would be, though, uh?”
She pushed him off the bed.
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Eowyn: Remember at our wedding when you said you'd take me for better or for worse until death do us part?
Faramir: What did you do?
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Anybody who can recommend me good eowyn x faramir fics? 👀👀 I am pining
Anybody else ever remember this line and just absolutely lose their mind?
No? Just me?
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Faramir: If you kill a killer, the amount of killers remains the same.
Eowyn: Kill two.
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Eowyn: Hi! I'd like to introduce you to my ex-boyfriend.
Faramir: Eowyn, you've got to stop introducing me like that.
Faramir: I'm her husband.
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The Gift of Men
“And would you have your proud folk say of you: ‘There goes a lord who tamed a wild shieldmaiden of the North! Was there no woman of the race of Númenor to choose?’”
“You will live almost an entire lifetime after my death,” she might have said.
“Will you not find yourself a wife who will live with you until your dying days?” She could have asked him. “Our time together will be short, will you condemn yourself to that?”
“I would,” he said.
“A single day of your love could sustain me for all the ages of this world,” he meant.
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Eomer: I wish I could block people in real life.
Faramir: Restraining order.
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Eowyn: Why can’t men just accept women as equals?
Faramir, just trying to be supportive: cuz men are trash
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Faramir: *holds up a picture of Éowyn*
Faramir: Have you seen my wife?
Aragorn: Not since yesterday. Is she missing?
Faramir: Oh, no, she’s fine. I just want people to look at her. Isn’t she perfect?
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Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Éowyn/Faramir (Son of Denethor II), background Boromir/Théodred, background Aragorn/Arwen
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, everybody's postgrad or above though, this is the most self-indulgent shit i'm going to ever own to writing, borderline crack, éowyn and boromir are drinking buddies, football as flirting, éowyn's a jock, period-typical attitudes to sex (which is to say: casualised)
Éowyn is not an overachiever. She just happens to have to work twice as hard for half the reward. So when her cousin/mentor/best friend Théodred is offered up a fully funded postdoctoral fellowship in Fornost, she’s left staring at yet another impossibly long to do list, realising that this year is going to be hell.
I’ve started writing super cracky modern AU Farawyn, because I’m literally going crazy in this pandemic!! xxx
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Faramir: I have the urge to do something stupid.
Éowyn, under her breath: So if I was something stupid, would you do me?
Éowyn: Uh, I mean... you must want to... do yourself... because you... sure are something stupid.
Éomer: That was smooth as sandpaper.
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Faramir: *standing outside Eomer and Eowyn's house with a sign saying "Prom?"*
Eomer: Oh, sure, bro!
Faramir: No, tell Eowyn!
Eomer, cackling: EOWYN, I'M GOING TO PROM WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!
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LOTR for the fandom ask.
The first character I first fell in love with: Legolas
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Arwen
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Gollum
The character I love that everyone else hates: Eowyn or Galadriel?
The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Treebeard
The character I would totally smooch: Aragorn
The character I’d want to be like: Eowyn
The character I’d slap: Denethor
A pairing that I love: Faramir x Eowyn
A pairing that I despise: None.
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