#gimli and legolas
𝑴𝒚 𝒈𝒊𝒇𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝑳𝒆𝒈𝒐𝒍𝒂𝒔, 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒃𝒐𝒘 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒎.𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑾𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒌𝒊𝒏.
Legolas costume made and worn by me
I love how when Legolas left for the Undying land Gimli was just like “Oh no you don’t Elf....not without me and my axe”
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Besties read my fic 🥺
It’s a lotr highschool au chat fic with a ton of gay :D
Plot Bunny Attack
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okay so i keep hearing that 'comrade' used to be used to refer to ones gay lover...so this scene in two towers:
this right here?? is some gay shit
we see right through you Gimli
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the fellowship as Florida man headlines
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Me omw to find a therapist for each character in LOTR
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okay imagine you're on a cross country road trip with a trio of dumb cousins, one of their childhood friends, their four gay uncles (you're one of them), and also your great uncle. however your great uncle hurt himself when you went cliff diving in florida, so he had to stay behind in a hospital.
you're stopped at a gas station when it gets set on fire. shit! in your rush to get all the uncles and kids out, you realize you're missing two of them. gay uncle #1 runs to look for the kids when he is hit by a bus and ran over by like seven more cars in a row. fuck. all four kids are nowhere to be seen, even though you SWEAR you just had the other two. the remaining three uncles begin to journey to look for them. you get a phone call from your great uncle, who says he thinks he saw the og two kids get picked up by a hippie trucker. great.
you drive god knows how long and get sidetracked by a gang of bikers who threaten you but let you go when they realize you're your great uncle's friends, an old homeless man who's secretly a rich guy pretending to be homeless for more money, and another crazy old guy predicting the end of the world.
finally, starving, the three of you stop at a mcdonalds, and as you're walking out with your food, you spy the two og missing kids sitting in the PlayPlace™, dangling their feet between the bars, eating chicken nuggets and smoking weed. hi I'm aragorn son of arathorn and you're watching disney channel
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referencing back to my last post, i expect there to be lots of sighing by now.
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can i get a sigh from all my short hoomans out there?
*sighs in 4′11*
in a couple of weeks the weird rich old man in my village who has always reminded me of bilbo baggins is going to have a party to celebrate the whole area being vaccinated and having no cases in months and he's invited the whole village
there'll be ceilidh dancing, fireworks, beer, a buffet
am i literally about to go to a replica of bilbo's 111th birthday party
i think i hit the shire jackpot with this one
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Legolas: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Gandalf does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Gimli : If Gandalf were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Gandalf jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Legolas: You jump off a cliff!
Gimli : Gladly. Provided Gandalf did first.
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Hey, I know that I still have a few requests in my inbox but recently I have no energy nor inspiration for them but I still want to write something so
I OPEN REQUESTS FOR MATCHUPS
Fandoms I'll write for:
Penny Dreadful (season 1&2)
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I just watched this video and will never be able to watch the Mines of Moria scene the same ever again. 10/10, must watch. It’s the fight scene with the cave troll, but Mamma Mia plays in the background.
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Legolas: If You had 10 cookies and I asked you for 5, how many would you have?
Legolas: Gimli it’s basic math it’s not that har-
Gimli: I would give you all of them because I love you.
Legolas: *holding back tears* gross. absolutely disgusting. get away from me.
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Legolas: Ever since I taught Gimli about internet slang he's been going around the house talking like he's on Twitter
Gimli: *From the next room* Oof. What a call out, sis. The tea is scorching!
Legolas: Please. Stop
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Legolas and Gimli in Lothlorien:
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Hey! May I request a Marvel/LotR ship, please?
I'm 5'5, I have long thick dark hair down to my bum and brown eyes.
I love drawing, painting and reading/studying about new things(mostly poetry&biology). I am very curious and have a true thirst to learn more about this universe.
I also do HIIT pilates and love walking in the nature.
I'm usually the mom friend/smart friend. I'm sensible, jovial, sweet and dutiful. I've always been on the top of my class.
On the flip side I can be too sensitive, extremely private and moody. I am very introverted.
Hi hi !! Sure !
Um- I got two options , Tony or Peter....perhaps....
Tony Stark a.k.a Iron Man :)
He's going to love your curiousity about everything and maybe he'll buy you books for reading about the universe !
So, you workout too which makes you really fit ! He's gonna love that too !
Taking long walks in the park would be so obvious !
Even in a relationship you both are still going to be keep that friend thing and maybe then , you'll be the mom friend and he'll be like "fine , mom"
He gets your extremely private side and doesn't push you to open up until you do naturally !
About the moody thing , he'll try to cheer you up !
Always , his sarcasm is gonna be there , but he'll make sure not to hurt you !
He'll like how jovial you are !
Every once in a while when you introvert , he'll not disturb you but keep a check on you and your needs !
Overall , a very happy and healthy relationship !
Your bestfriend would be -
Peter Parker , MJ and Ned Leeds
Ofcourse ! I mean they're going be your group !
Just like MJ , you're a bit closed off but maybe you'll open up to her !
Having regular competitions with Peter on topping the class !
Overall , a nice friendship !
I ship you with -
It just felt like calling .. he has a lot of knowledge so , I think you and him would spend hours talking and talking
Long hours of walk in the nature is a must !
He'll really like your dutiful nature !
He might braid your long think hairs !
But your flip side will be dealt by him nicely too !
Overall , a very transformative relationship for you !
Your bestfriend would be -
Being with him while Legolas is busy and maybe making a bit fun of him too !
He's very going to give you wize advices tho !
Overall a very teaching friendship !
Gif and photo not mine
I hope you liked it !
Thank you for the ask ☺️
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a list of things that actually happen in the soviet lord of the rings movie:
- there's a VERY 90s looking narrator who only speaks a handful of times, and is often shown silently staring into the camera
- the ringwraiths have a kickass synth theme
- the hobbits are the same size as everyone else EXCEPT tom bombadil and goldberry, who are giants
- the hobbits' legs are hairy up to their knees
- gandalf wears this:
- bilbo is overtaken by greed for the ring, gandalf stands up and waves his hands as disco music plays, and bilbo is cured
- déagol has a fake mullet
- gollum is just sméagol but really green. whever he's on screen the soundtrack turns into gurgling noises, growling, and rhythmic laughter
- sam's eyebrows look like this:
- the barrow wight looks like this:
- frodo tries to threaten aragorn
- the ringwraiths stab frodo and just fucking run away?? aragorn is nowhere in sight despite vowing to protect frodo with his life literally one scene prior
- there is one shot of court jesters who join the council of elrond and are never seen again
- saruman has one of the best evil laughs i've ever heard and also tiny orcs are dancing at the bottom of the screen during that scene
- gwaihir the eagle lord appears to be a stuffed animal that gandalf rides through the magic of terrible special effects
- elrond has a beard
- legolas is played by a woman. he has no lines that i remember
- they use gimli as a fucking table. this is the most he contributes to the plot, considering he has maybe two lines total
- boromir is basically painted as an antagonist
- they get chased by warg puppets
- legolas' and aragorn's swords appear to be made of tinfoil
- the orcs trying to kill them are visibly cracking up and the sound cuts out, so i can only assume they were laughing
- gandalf dies from the orcs, is shown crossing the bridge afterwards, and disappears again when aragorn does a headcount
- pippin becomes hypnotized by an elf woman ringing a very small bell
- sauron is shown at the very end in the mirror of galadriel as a human eye. it's brown and otherwise completely unremarkable
here's links to part one and part two if you wanna see this masterpiece yourself
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