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#'are you OKAY' '' yes? i just dont want you guys to fight' '' dad. a will is s legal document. when have we EVER respected the law?''
bruciemilf · 1 year
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Bruce texting " I'm writing my will. Would anyone like anything specifically?" In the group chat. With no expectations of his kids ripping the door of his office open. With Clark in toe. Well. Should've thought twice
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Thinking about a fake dating scenario like say Sweets family is always bothering her about not dating anyone and she lies and says “actually I am seeing someone!” But then they ask to meet the person so now she has to find someone ti be her fake date. I would imagine the boys would be fighting each other for a chance to do that.
I know this is super random haha I’m just talking to talk at this point.
YES! AND RANDOM IS GOOD 👏👏 talk the talk and walk the walk babes! Any ideas you have SPEAK ON IT!!! 💓
But omg you're right, they would
Sweetheart walked in the living room, where the team was sitting on the couch drinking beers. She was talking on the phone as she walked past them to the kitchen, not even noticing the boys.
And she's talking to her mom about her love life. Saying "Yes ma! I will bring him this time!" And "You can tell Danni to shut the hell up cause he is real". And then she says love you and hangs up the phone.
Sweetheart, looking at everybody:
The boys looking at her:
Sweetheart: Okay who wants to be my boyfriend for the day
then they all say M E
And all hell breaks loose 💀💀
Soap: What tae FUCK do y'mean 'mE', Ghost?
Ghost: the fuck do YOU mean 'mEaH', Mactavish?
Soap: I SAID ME
Ghost: nah see-- you did it again. 'MeAh'. It's two letters.
Soap: AH WULL PUMPIN' BREAK YE YAH BRITISH CRUMPET
Sweetheart: uhm, guys?
Gaz: Bitch don't even try
Horangi: And why should I listen to you?
Gaz: You get a nose bleed everytime Sweets hugs you.
Horangi: WHAT?? HOW DO-- HOW CAN YOU EVEN SEE THAT I WEAR A MASK
Gaz: it drips under it, bruv. And I don't think her parents want to witness an extremely touched starved man get an aneurysm everytime their daughter touches him.
Sweetheart: GOOD LORD GAZ--
Horangi: OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER? YOU CRY EVERYTIME SWEETHEART TELLS YOU A GOOD JOB
Gaz: YO I DO NOT-
Ghost: He cries when Capitan says it too.
Horangi: THAT TOO
Gaz: GHOST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
Price: You cry when I tell you good job?
Sweetheart, kinda touched but concerned: And you cry when I say it too?
Gaz: UHM- SIR I-- WELL SWEETS YOU-- FUCK
Krueger: Ignoring the emotionally unstable man--
Gaz: HEY
Krueger: You should take me, Kleine Göttin.
König: Don't, Sweets. You'll never return if you do
Krueger: König what the fuck
Krueger: You can't even talk your way into getting gas at a gas station, you think her parents want to see you freeze like a tortoise having sex when they talk to you?
König: AT LEAST I DONT SNIFF ANY SEATS SWEETHEART WAS IN
Krueger: THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS
König: IT HAS E V E R Y T H I N G TO DO WITH THIS
Sweetheart: Krueger-- YOU DO WHAT
Ghost: He also sniffs your hair
Sweetheart: You do that too, Ghost
Ghost, stares at Krueger: Not while you're sleeping.
Sweetheart: KRUEGER????
Krueger: GHOST SHUT THE FUCK U P
Alejandro: Please don't take Krueger, mama. He would end up in prison
Krueger: (angry German words)
Alejandro: You can take me! They'll love my charm.
Price: What, so you can flirt your way out of personal questions they'll most definitely ask you?
Ghost: Especially with that five-palm forehead you got
Alejandro: CÁLLATE LA BOCA DECORACIÓN DE HALLOWEEN
Rudy: Price, you have no say in this matter. You can practically be her father's golfing buddy.
Sweetheart: uhm, my dad doesn't golf--
Price: I'm 37 you fucking Muppet
Sweetheart: nevermind.
Rudy, surprised: Really?? Damn I didn't know that! You just looked like one of Super Mario's long lost cousins to me because of the janitor mustache you have on your old body
Price: Mother fucker--
Ghost: I don't think you would do well either when you look like a human gopher
Rudy: GHOST WHERE DO YOU KEEP COMING FROM
Alex: ROACH OW STOP HITTING MY FACE
Roach on Alex's shoulders:😠 pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap (like a fucking cat)
Sweetheart, rubbing her temples: Oh my fucking GOD- I'LL JUST CHOOSE MYSELF THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG AND GAZ LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO CRY
Gaz, tearing up: I AM NOT
Soap: Me!
Horangi: It's me!
Graves, picking his nails:
Graves: It's probably not me.
Keegan: Uh... If it's no trouble, you can take me. I have to give your brother his game boy back anyway
Everyone looking at Keegan:
Soap: w u t
She takes Keegan.
(He honestly had a good time! Yes, he did start a fire with her siblings accidentally but other than that her parents loved him. Sweetheart sent pictures to everyone and omg they were so SALTY SAD AND JEALOUS. Ghost kinda smiled at a picture with Sweetheart and Keegan together, Keegan's face without the mask and grease paint wearing a nervous but kind smile. He looks happy. The others don't but they'll get over it someday💀💀)
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tomscumdump · 1 month
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𝒯ℴ𝓂 𝒷ℯ𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝒹𝒶𝒹 𝒽ℯ𝒶𝒹𝒸𝒶𝓃ℴ𝓃𝓈 <3
A/n:I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SO SO CUTE TO MAKE ENJOY LOVES!! I am so sorry for not posting I’ve been really busy with school 😭
•so when you told Tom he was going to be a dad he was excited he started screaming “OH MY GOD IM GOING TO BE A DAD YES YES” quite literally almost fell and ran over to hug you to death almost squeezing you to tight.
•(I can imagine Tom being a like such a good dad to a baby girl IM JUST SAYING) anyways he was so scared to hold her for the first time cause she looked so fragile he’d be worried he’d drop her “Look at her she’s so cuteeee”
•when she first started walking he’d kneel down ans open his arms towards her
•he’d give her kisses and blow raspberries at her and tickle her non stop
•Tom would definitely be the type of dad to make sure her first words were “dada”
•now this would be so funny like imagine your kid was running away from Tom in a shopping mall and he lost her he would panick “Y/N I DONT KNOW WHERE SHE IS SHE RAN AWAY WHAT DO I DO OH WAIT I FOUND HER ITS OKAY.”
•he would pick her up and spin her around AWHHHH.
•he absolutely adores your kids laugh he’d have this big smile and giggle with her
•he would absolutely spoil her like get her so many things and just adore her
•if your daughter got hurt he would actually beat the kids up he’s so protective of her
•I can definitely see Tom having food fights with your daughter and that would be adorable
•now you were finally a teenager and you’d got your first boyfriend Tom would be very protective “leave the door open no sex no kissing no nothing” I can see him walking past your daughters room every five minutes 😭
•if your daughter wanted him to teach her how to play the guitar he would be so proud
•he would be the best shit talker with her like if there’s someone your daughter doesn’t like Tom doesn’t like them either
•teach your daughter swear words in German 🤨
•I feel like if your kid got in trouble at school Tom would care but then sit down have a talk about it.
•during a concert he would give your daughter a huge shoutout and say that she’s the most precious thing to him 😭🙏
•would definitely be the best dad in the whole world
A/n: this was absolutely so so cute to make Tom would actually be the best dad in the world (I’m right here.) BUT I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED mwah bye cuties <3
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Escrito en las Estrellas (Written in the Stars)
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Chapter Six of the Through the Scope series | Chapter Seven
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 4.6K
Chapter Overview: You celebrate your first month working at Brass Knuckles
TW: t*m in the gif (i hate this mf and i dont care who knows)
Notes: okay so this chapter is what started me on my 'through the scope' journey ! i was driving back home to visit family and the phrase "it's written in the stars" just came to me so naturally i had to write an entire Frankie fan fic just so i could birth this one scene (i had no other choice obviously). this chapter was originally twice its length, but i cut it in half so i could make two chapters out of it hehe. i updated the tag list so please let me know if i missed you !! as usual ... my asks are always open & happy reading <3
*no use of y/n & female presenting reader*
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“So you two really haven’t hooked up yet? Not even a small kiss? You’re killing me right now. It’s been a month!” 
You’re on the phone with Robbie this evening to keep you company while you fold laundry. When she says that you have already been in Florida for a month, you feel shocked. Has it really been that long already? You count up the weeks in your head and today, Monday, marks the start of your fourth week here. Four weeks of watching your dad get stronger, four weeks of working at Brass Knuckles, and four weeks of crushing on Frankie. 
“I told you we haven’t done anything, Robbie! But fuck if I don’t want to. The only thing is that I think he’s in a weird place with his girlfriend right now. Or maybe she’s his ex-girlfriend that he’s sort of talking to again? Ugh! I don’t even know!”
You give up on folding, you are doing a terrible job at it anyway, and flop yourself down, stomach first, on your bed. 
“Why don’t you ask Benny about it then? Maybe he can give you some clarity?”
“For someone that’s so smart, you are so dumb.”
“Excuse me?” Her tone is playful, but still laced with warning.
“Look, I can’t just ask Benny about Frankie’s love life. It would be a dead give away that I like him and it just seems like…it just seems like an invasion of privacy.”
“You’re just stalling, you fucking baby. They are your friends right? Benny and Frankie?”
“Well, yeah? I would say so.” You’re not following where she's going.
“Then you should be able to ask them about what’s going on in their lives. That includes their love lives. We ask each other all the time!”
God you hate it when her logic makes sense.
“Okay! Okay. I’ll ask Benny about it at work this week then. Would that make you happy?” 
“No, that would make me content. What would make me happy is if yall finally fuc-”
“Woah!” You cut her off with a laugh. “Don’t you have some studying to do, miss. lawyer?” 
“I resent you for changing the subject right when we were getting somewhere, but yes I do. Call me when you grow a pair and ask?” 
“Trust me, Robbie. You’ll be the first to know.”
You laugh to yourself as you toss your phone on your bed and roll over onto your back. You would be lying to yourself if you said that you wouldn’t be happy if you and Frankie finally hooked up either. Since you have been here, you have gotten a small feeling that he might like you back. First there was him observing you when you two first met while his friends talked around him. Then there was him inviting you out with the guys for fight night. After that was him not shying away when you gave him the note with your number and a heart. Y’all shared a beer together, he dropped everything to help you with your car, and proceeded to spend the majority of the day with you eating and shopping. Did he almost kiss you in your apartment that morning or had you just romanticized his gentlemanliness? There had to be something there right? Right? 
But there was Rochelle. The woman who came before you. The woman who was first in line. While she was bad news according to Benny, you still felt hesitant about stepping on anyone's toes. You wouldn’t want that done to you. And yet you found your mind exploring the possibilities of what y’all could be to each other. Acquaintances? Friends? Something more?
***
It’s Benny’s turn to buy lunch today and he pulls through with Chick-fil-a. The conversation is natural while the two of you eat. Each of you take turns spitballing ideas on how to make the gym stand out more, if they should start selling food during fight night, if you will be a ring girl.
“When pig’s fly, Benjamin Miller. That’s when I’ll be your ring girl.”
The conversation slowly shifts into a more personal one. He talks about how he and the other guys love going to the beach together, but their schedules haven’t allowed it in a while. How all the ladies there can’t get enough of ‘old Brass Knuckles’. You share about how you and Robbie love walking around in downtown Austin, Texas and hunting for the best coffee, or food, or book stores. 
“The beaches back home weren’t really the best.” You confess.
“You should come with us then! Maybe we can all plan somethin’!”
“Yeah.” You say wistfully. “Robbie is coming down in March when her school lets out for spring break. What about then?” 
“Sounds fuckin’ awesome to me!”
Your tongue burns with the question you have about Frankie. It’s Thursday, which unfortunately means, it has taken you most of the week to gain the courage to bring it up. In your defense you had tried earlier, but it just never seemed like the right time. It would be weird to casually bring that topic up at random, but now that friends are being discussed…
“I’ve got a question.”
“I’ve got an answer.” He takes a sip of his drink. “Shoot.”
“I was just wondering how Frankie and Rochelle were doing. I noticed that he has seemed happier lately. Maybe they worked things out?”
He sets his cup down and looks at you quizzically. You get a nervous feeling that he’s onto you.
“Now that you mention it, he does seem happier, doesn’t he? Which isn’t anythin’ to take lightly. Especially for a guy like Fish. But to be completely honest with you, he doesn’t talk about her much around us.”
“Wait really? Y’all don’t talk about who y’all are dating?” Now your nervousness has started to make you sweat. 
“It’s not that at all. It’s just,” He rubs his forehead with his hand. “It’s just different when it’s Rochelle. I told you that she doesn’t belong in his life and I still stand by that. Do you remember when I mentioned that we were a fucked up bunch?”
You nod your head at him.
“Well, it’s not my place to get into all of Fish’s business, but she played a pretty big part in that for him. It took me, the guys, and the strength of whatever higher bein’ is out there to pry him from her grip. He knows we don’t like her much. I think that's why he keeps most of it to himself.”
“Oh.” Now you feel stupid for asking. There is clearly more going in that relationship than you previously thought.
“But, he would have told us if they were officially back together. That I know for a fact.”
You’re content with his answer. At least now you know that you aren’t being a homewrecker. Surely a little more innocent flirting wouldn't hurt. Well it might hurt if he doesn’t see you that way.
“So that’s the only reason you asked?”
You stop, a french fry in hand, and cock your head at your coworker. “What?”
“Don’t play around.” He snatches the fry from you. “What’s the real reason you want to know what’s going on with Fish?”
In this very moment you make an elaborate mental scheme of how to murder Robbie and get away with it when she comes down to visit you. 
“I was just curious.” You shrug.
“God, you’re such a fuckin’ liar!”
“I am not!”
“You got a thing for him, don’t you?!”
“I-I…well I-”
“I knew it! You like Fish!” He looks as happy as a kid on Christmas morning.
“Fine.” You can’t help but laugh at your friend's glee. “I like Frankie. I think he’s great.” 
“Hey, I’m just glad it didn’t turn out to be Pope. That man needs to be humbled every now and then.” 
The two of you burst into a fit of laughter together at the front desk. The people currently working out probably think y’all need to be admitted into the loony bin. It felt nice to finally tell someone here. Granted, Benny is Frankie’s friend, but now he’s yours too.
“Please,” You pant. “Please promise me that you won't say anything to him, Benny.”
“I promise I won’t say anything to him.” A cheeky grin splays across his face.
“I don’t think I like the way you said that.”
“Then don’t think about it. I said that I wouldn’t say anything about it, so I won’t.” He holds up one of his hands. “Scouts honor.” 
You breathe a sigh of relief as he cleans up the remains of lunch and walks over to the trash bin.
“I didn’t say that I wouldn’t do anything about it though!”
He takes off running as his words register in your brain. You stand and yell after him as he vanishes into his office. 
“Benny I’m going to kick your ass!”
The door’s bell must have gone off in the commotion because when you turn around to face the front of the lobby a very bewildered woman is looking directly at you. 
“Oh! Sorry about that! Welcome to Brass Knuckles! How can I help you today?”
***
Operation Catch-A-Fish Chat
Benny: It’s on boys! It’s fuckin’ on!
Will: Damn that was quicker than I thought.
Pope: Did she say something?!
Benny: She told me that she liked him while we were having lunch. Let's get this operation cookin’!
Will: I’ll be damned.
Pope: Told you we wouldn’t be pimping her out, Will.
***
Frankie lays on his back and watches the fan blades spin above him. The room is still stuffy as the hot air inside is only being pushed around. It makes him ache to be in a helicopter again. To feel the bone chilling air right as he climbs into the cockpit before a mission. He never felt cramped when he was in the air. Not like he does now on the ground.
He tries to pick a singular blade and count how many times it can circle the base of the fan in a minute, but he keeps getting distracted. You keep distracting him. He never manages to make it past 15 before you pop into his mind. Your melodic laugh, the way you furrow your eyebrows when you think, how it took you 30 minutes to pick one item off the menu at breakfast. He wonders how you’re spending your Thursday night. Guilt creeps in when he realizes how deeply you consume his thoughts. Although he doesn’t know if that guilt stems from the fact that he’s thinking of you while he lies next to Rochelle in her bed or because he didn’t feel guilty at all until he remembered she was there in the first place. What he does know is that he wouldn’t feel as cramped and lonely as he does right now if you were with him. You could have your limbs wrapped around him as tight as could be and he would still beg you to squeeze harder. 
He turns his attention to the woman laying next to him when she breathes out deeply. She looks so much different in sleep. Her harsh features have softened. Her brows are relaxed and her lips aren’t contorted into a perpetual scowl. She looks, he thinks, kind. As if she is completely incapable of being the person that has wreaked so much havoc and heartache onto his life. She looks like someone who would want to be held as she slept. Someone who would want their lover to pull them in close and whisper sweet nothings in their ear that would be kept secret by the darkness of the night. Unfortunately, that wasn’t who she was. Rochelle never wanted Frankie to be affectionate with her unless she initiated it or when they were going to have sex. Even then she would groan in annoyance when he took too long kissing or going down on her. 
“Just fuck me already.” 
Although he would never admit it, he craved that intimacy. That closeness with his partner. He loved having his hands constantly on the woman he was with. It kept him calm knowing that she was close to him. He noticed that he also had less nightmares on the rare occasions Rochelle would allow him to hold her while they slept. She stirs slightly and rolls over so her back is facing him. 
“God, what the fuck am I even doing here?” He whispers up to the fan blades. 
He hated himself for winding up back in her bed. They haven’t officially gotten back together, but this is how it always started. She would slither back into his life and he would trip over her and fall right into her trap. It made him even angrier than he knew how she worked and he still wound up here. Yet, it’s so easy to slip into a routine you already know no matter how toxic it may be. The ball is still technically in his court. He still hasn’t given her an answer about the status of their relationship. He hasn’t completely sunk beneath the waves yet. He needs to remind himself that history doesn’t equate to longevity. He wants quality over quantity now. 
The dinging of his phone pulls him from his thoughts. It’s a message from Benny in their group chat.
Benny: Sorry for the late message, but I’ve been doing some thinkin’. Since our girl has been here for a month I think we should celebrate. I know she wouldn’t want anything over the top, so maybe The Barrel this Saturday? Y’all down for that?
Pope: It’s about damn time she came out with us. I think I’m free then too.
Will: Benny, I’m literally awake in the next room. You could have just come and told me about your plan. 
Benny: Text is easier. I don’t have to get out of bed this way. 
Will: She definitely deserves more than a few rounds since she has had to deal with you for a month straight. I’m surprised you haven’t scared her off. 
Pope: Same here. I would have run for the hills by now if I were her.
Frankie: Yeah I’m down too. Will and Pope can carpool with me and we can meet y’all after closing time.
Benny: Sounds good! See y’all then!
“Who was that, baby?” A sleep riddled voice asks behind his shoulder.
He feels his body recoil at the pet name. A pet name he once had to beg her to call him. Something to make him believe that what they had was good and sweet. How could something he longed for sound like nails on a chalkboard now?
“Just the guys. Go back to bed, Rochelle.”
Frankie falls asleep wondering if he will get the privilege of sitting next to you at the bar.
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“I already said that I would come tonight, Benny! You didn’t have to keep asking every hour of the day.”
If you were being honest it was getting on your nerves. He told you last night that you absolutely, without a doubt, had to come to The Barrel on Saturday after work. You knew that you had been pushing it off so you conceded. You just wished Benny would get that through his thick skull. Although, having someone that invested in you is foreign so you put your annoyance out of your mind and focus on the good.
“I know. I know. I just want to make sure everything goes perfect. You told your dad that you wouldn’t be comin’ tonight?”
“Yes! I did everything you asked! I don’t know why you’re so worked up. We are just going across the street to get a drink after work.”
“I just want to make sure.”
“Aww!” You pinch his cheek as he waits with you in the laundry room. “Does Benny have a crush on me?”
“You wish you could get in on all this!” He flexes his left arm and blows a kiss at you with his right.
“Fuck off!” You shove him out of the room. “If you want to go get a drink you better leave me alone so I can put this load in the dryer. Long gone are the days of leaving wet towels to sit overnight at Brass Knuckles.” 
“That’s why I love ya’!” He pokes his head back and kisses your cheek. A lovely juxtaposition to what you just did to him. “I’ll head over there and get us a table. Meet me there after you lock up?”
“If you’re lucky, Miller.”
Shortly after Benny bounds gleefully out of the gym, the washer announces that it’s finished. You hum to yourself as you toss the damp towels into the dryer and press start. It’s all a breeze from there. You collect your things from the desk, turn off the building's lights, and lock the front door. That’s funny you think my bag feels lighter than usual.
The night air is hot, but not uncomfortably so, as you walk across the street to The Barrel. The soft glow from the sign acts as your north star. You can hear how packed it is even before you swing the door open. How are you going to find Benny through all these people? Your eyes survey the room as you make your way through the crowd. A hand shoots up in the back and starts waving frantically at you. As you slip through more people you finally reach the clearing. It was all of them. All of the guys were waiting for you at a quaint table in the back. 
“Happy one month!” They say in unison and raise their glasses.
“Oh my-” 
You’re so starstruck that you can’t speak. They all beam as you make your way to the table and to the only empty chair. The one that sandwiches you right in between Pope and Frankie. 
“Is this seat taken?” 
“It is now.” The man with soft curls responds warmly. 
“Are you surprised?! Did we get you?!” Benny can hardly sit still in his chair.
“Yes,” Your cheeks are going to be sore from smiling in the morning. “Y’all got me good. I can’t believe y’all remembered.” 
“Of course we did, hon.” Will’s voice acts as a beacon of calmness in the bar’s chaos. “The gym was close to burnin' down before you showed up and saved it. Brightened our lives in the process whether you know it or not too.” 
“Will…” Tears threaten to trickle down your face. 
“It was not!” Benny bites back at his brother. “But, I am happy you called about my ad.” 
“Cheers to you, hermosa!” Pope slides a bottle over to you. “Welcome to the group.”
As you raise your glass to clink with all of theirs, you look at each and every one of them. The genuine care they all have for you sprinkles your skin like a light summer shower. The kind of rain where it’s so soft that you don’t even realize you’re soaked to the bone until you reach your destination. It just kinda sneaks up on you. That’s exactly what they did and you couldn’t have been more grateful. 
“Okay I need y’all to indulge me for a few minutes.” It’s somehow already 1:00 in the morning and you’ve lost count of how much you have had to drink. “I’ve been trying to figure out what each of y’all’s individual signs are and I think I finally cracked it.” 
“Like our call signs?” Frankie’s shoulder presses up against yours when he leans into talk. You hope he doesn’t catch the way your breath hitches. 
“You mean y’alls call signs. I still haven’t gotten mine.” 
“You’re always going to be Brass Knuckles to me, Benny.” You offer to the man across from you. “But no, not y’alls call signs, I already know those. I mean your star signs.” 
“Oh, shit! I was hooking up with a girl once that was really into all that mumbo jumbo!” Pope sounds even more excited than you do. “I already know these carbrons don’t know what they are. Google y’all’s birthdays and find out what it is.”
Once each of them confirms that they know, you crack your knuckles and pray that you have guessed correctly. 
“I’ll start with you, Santi.” Maybe it’s the alcohol or maybe it's because you truly feel like his friend that you use his first name. “I think you’re a libra because you’re charismatic, you’re tactful-”
“You better stop before I fall in love with you.” He taunts.
“And you’re a whore.” The entire table erupts into boisterous laughter. “I didn’t need the stars to tell me that though.” 
Next you move your blurry vision to Will. 
“I think you’re a cancer. You’re someone who cares deeply about the people that are close to you. You always want to know how others are feeling, but ironically, you tend to keep your own emotions locked away. You think you will be a burden if you share them, but you won’t, I promise.” 
“You hired a witch to work for you, Benny.” He brings his drink to his lips, but his eyes stay playfully trained on you. 
“Do me next! Do me!” 
“Alright, Benny. I think you’re a sagittarius. You have an enthusiastic love for life and adventure alike. You always lift the mood of the room when you walk into it. The life of the party if you will.”
“Freaky.” He whispers to himself. 
You turn your attention to the man you have been most excited to talk about. “And last, but certainly not least: Frankie.” You are too drunk to notice the hush that has fallen over the group as you rest your hand on his shoulder. “I think you’re a taurus. You’re very hard working, a loyal and faithful friend, and you love physical affection.” 
 It takes Benny choking on his beer at your last comment to shake you from your trance. You slide your hand off Frankie's shoulder and turn back to the group.
“So…was I right?” Everyone is looking at you with wide eyes and open jaws. “I’ll take that as a yes.” 
Benny spends the next few minutes drunkenly pleading with you to tell him more about himself and his future.
“I’m not an oracle, you know. I just observe people and their actions and try to figure them out.” 
“Well,” Pope arrives back at the table with the last round of the night. “Tell us what you have observed about Fish.” 
“No, you don’t have to do that.” Frankie says shyly.
The alcohol in your bloodstream has made you more confident. “I want to.”
“Let the woman work, man.” Pope slides him a beer. 
“You tend to be the glue of the friend group. A man with a hard exterior, yet a soft interior. While you'd never say it outloud, you enjoy taking care of people. You find it gratifying and it gives you a sense of purpose.” You have to stop to get your bearings for a second and acknowledge that maybe you shouldn’t have had that last drink. “Maybe that’s because you served or maybe that's just in your nature. I haven’t figured that out yet, but I’m working on it.”
Frankie hides his face with the bill of his hat, but everyone knows he's smiling under there. 
Pope reaches behind you and claps his friend on the back. “Está escrito en las estrellas, hermano.”
As the bartender announces the last call, your group takes that as the cue to head home. Benny is more trashed than anyone realizes so Will says he will take him back home. He wrangles Benny’s keys away from him so he can use his car to drive them both. You were in no state to drive either and were too far gone to feel any embarrassment as the two men left point that out. With Pope grabbing your tote bag and Frankie grabbing your hand, the three of you walk to his truck.
“Come on,” Frankie helps you into the passenger seat while a very annoyed Pope gets into the backseat. “I’ll take you home.” 
You can only mumble out a small ‘mmm’ to him because your body has become heavy with sleep. He takes it upon himself to gently buckle you into your seat. As he leans over to click it into place he gets a whiff of your perfume. It’s more muted now since the day is over, but it’s still just as potent to him as the second you put it on this morning. After he finishes, he hops down and closes the passenger door. 
“He’s so nice to me.” You whisper to Pope in the backseat before you drift off.
“You have no idea. I just hope you remember when you wake up.” 
Frankie climbs into his seat and cranks up the car. Both men opt to listen to the quiet sounds of the tires on the road instead of the radio for fear that it will wake you up. He pulls into your apartment complex and parks as gently as he can. 
“Grab her keys from her bag, would you?” Frankie asks. He keeps his eyes on you while Pope looks. You look just as sweet in sleep as you do awake, he thinks. You really were as lovely as he thought you were. 
“Uhhh, Catfish?” 
“What?” 
“She only has keys for the gym in here. I can’t find her apartment keys.” He hears Pope laugh dryly in the back seat. “I couldn’t have planned something more perfect if I tried.” 
“What are you going on about?”
“The way I see it you have two choices. Choice one is to wake her up and ask her where her keys are.”
“I’m not going to wake her up, Pope. Mirar, solo mírala.”
“Choice two is to let her crash at your place tonight.”
They both look at you, sound asleep and ignorant about the current situation. 
“I don’t know, man.” Frankie looks over his shoulder at his friend. “I don’t want her to wake up and think I kidnapped her or something. Won’t that be scary for her to wake up in a place that she has never been before?”
“It beats the hell out of waking up in the morning outside of her own front door.” 
He knows his friend is right, but he’s still hesitant as to how you will react when you wake up. Reluctantly, he puts his truck in reverse and heads for Pope’s house. 
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Unlocking his front door while he has you in his arms bridal style proves a lot more difficult than he originally anticipated. Yet, he would do it a million times over if it meant that he got to hold you this close. When he finally gets inside he closes the door with his foot and heads straight for his bedroom. There was no question about it, he was going to sleep on the couch and you were going to get his bed. He walks into his room and leaves the door open so the hallway light can spill inside. Thankfully he didn’t make his bed this morning so the covers were already pulled back enough. He sets you down on the mattress like you were made of glass; one wrong move by him and you would shatter into a million pieces. A small cry escapes you when his body is no longer touching yours. He wants to capture that sound and keep it locked away in his heart. Before he tucks you in, he carefully unties your shoes and sets them down beside the nightstand so you will see them in the morning. He brings the covers up so that they rest just below your chin. Despite his initial hesitation to bring you back home with him, he can’t help but feel that you look perfectly in place in his bed. He kneels down next to you and tucks a rogue strand of hair back behind your ear. You unconsciously lean into his touch, seeking the warmth he provides. His lips find a home on your forehead and he whispers to you before he gets up to leave. 
“Sweet dreams…mi estrella.”
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cumulo-stratus · 7 months
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“There’s nothing wrong with being different.”
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Pairing: Dad!Spencer reid x Dad!reader
Description: Spencer and his husband talk to their daughter when she gets in trouble for punching someone (daughter is 10)
Warnings: Little bit of homophobia, lemme know if there's anything else!
Flufftober day 8: Kidfic/Petfic
A/N: I feel so bad cus I'm like a week behind on flufftober but I'm trying guys I swear 😭 anyways proof read by the lovely @ssaspenceswife!! (Totally check out her works it's way better than mine lmao)
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Y/n sighed as he stepped into the drivers seat of the car, spencer sliding in next to him. They had been enjoying their day off of work together, lounging while their daughter was at school for the day. That was of course until Spencers phone rang…
Spencer lounged on top of Y/n, practically flopped on top of him, the tv played some show quietly in the back round, but the couple were much too focused on each other to quite care. They had been discussing Poes works until spencers phone starts buzzing on the coffee table, alearting him of an incoming call.
Y/n looked at spencer curiously, silently asking him to pick it up, and find out what was going on. But when the familiar crease between spencers brow became apparent his husband frowned at the discontentment of his lover. Spencer gave Y/n the universal signal to wait and answered the phone.
“Hello?”
(hello are you doctor reid?)
“yes thats me, is there something wrong?”
(we apologize for interrupting your busy works schedule but you need to come pick up your daughter, shes been suspended.)
“Suspended?!”
This finally caught Y/ns attention as he looked at his husband confused. Spencer stared back equally puzzled and continued the conversation.
(She physically assulted another student, and is suspended until the end of the week. One guardian registered with he school may come pick your daughter up.)
"okay, thank you someone will be there to pick her up soon. Buh bye-"
spencer seemed to want the conversation over with as soon as possible when he said his goodbyes to the receptionist.
"Spence- what happened, was it the school? Is Esther okay?"
"she punched a kid.."
Y/ns face fell in disappointment- and then it turned to anger
"we taught her to never resort to violence?! What happened?"
Spencer just sighed and raised himself from his previous sitting position to start making his way to the door. "I'll go pick her up, we'll talk about it when we get back.
Needless to say the car ride home was silent. Spencer was angry but he knew better than to take it out on his daughter. It would only end in a fight, and that got them nowhere
finally they arrived at thé family's apartment- Esther's other father stood in the attached living room with his arms crossed over his chest. Esther only looked down shamefully, gripping the straps of her beloved astronaut backpack. Y/n sighed in resignation and invited his daughter to sit on couch; sandwiched in between her dads. Y/n started;
"Esther- I thought we taught you to be better this, you know better than that- better than violence."
"I know dad I'm sorry- but he deserved it!
this time it's Spencer's turn to speak, "no one deserves to be punched Esther- and you know that"
both Esther and her fathers attention are pulled away from eachother when they hear a snort/giggle from y/n after Spencer said no one deserves to be punched. Spencer gives his husband a warning glare and that in combination with the aforementioned husbands antics, lightened the mood enough to release a small giggle from the child. After Spencer pulled his eyes away from his husband and put the attention back on his daughter she started to explain herself ; " well this one deserved it- he always mean to you guys- I was just standing up for you!” the couple looked up from their daughter and at each other with confusion. Y/n was the first to shake off the confusion and ask Esther what she ment.
“How would he be mean to us, we dont know this boy?”
“he always says that having 2 dads is weird and un natural. and i always tell him its not and its normal but he wont listen! and then he kept saying means and untrue s stuff and i- i, i couldnt stop myself! he was just being such a dick!”
spencer sent esther a stern warning glare at her language before his and his husbands face softened. Y/n reached out and pulled esther in for a hug asking “bug, why didnt you tell us- we could’ve done something?”
Esther just sighs and hugs back before answering “i told the teachers, and they didn‘t do anything..” Esther voice was deflated and when she told her fathers about the schools lack of response to her cries for help, the men shared a look that said they’d talk about it later.
spencer joined the hug forming one big ball of reid family on the couch. When spencer and Y/n finally released their daughter from the binding hug spencer put one hand on each of esther’s shoulders and looked her straight in the eyes saying “having two dads, never a bad thing, and i dont ever want you to think anything different. Understand?” before Esther could respond Y/n cut in and said, “and theres nothing wrong with being different either- just look at your dad, he’s different and a hottie” Y/n winked at his husband and Esther just exclaimed “ewwww!!” loudly, making both spencer and Y/n laugh out loud. Hoping to lighten the mood spencer responded to his husbands comment with a “save it for later- handsome” and a mischievous smile.
After a family dinner, (with lots of subtle encouragement and affirmations) Esther was feeling better, but tired. So she climbed into bed, received a kiss from both her fathers, and promptly fell asleep before her dad could even turn on the night light. Y/n and spencer were thankful for her almost immediate restful state, needing a moment alone to finally process the events of the day.
when the couple retreated back to their shared master bedroom Y/n took the opportunity of his husband just standing there to engulf him in a big hug, needing the familiar comfort of his husband. And there they stood, for who knows how long. At least 5 minutes. maybe 10 if were being realistic. But hey what can I say, they hadn’t had a moment alone since their daughter to home and lets just d say they needed it.
Spencer was the first to break the comfortable silence, saying “i still cant believe the school didn’t do anything about it- remind me to call them tomorrow before we leave for work.” Y/n just nodded and gave spencer a chaste kiss on the lips- leading him over to the bed and pulling him down on top of him. spencer chuckled and reminded Y/n that they were still wearing their day clothes, and that dental health was extremely important yet they hadn’t brushed their teeth yet. Y/n chuckled and hummed all smiley at his husbands antics.
After brushing their teeth together and y/n (jokingly) trying to get spencer to sleep with no clothes- despite the not very well insulted apartment and the blistering cold just outside the apartment walls. Y/n’s defense was that he could keep spencer warm. needles to say Y/n didn’t win that argument. but the couple still went to bed smiling, curled up in each others arms, leaving the issues of the day for tomorrow.
The End
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watercolorofthemoon · 2 years
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i forced my roommate to watch both LOTR and The Hobbit with me. Here are some highlights
LOTR:
Roomie: I like this gandalf dude Me: Oh yeah me too. he's a bit questionable sometimes but we love him
30 seconds later, gandalf fighting saruman: Roomie: NO MY SKRUNKLY
Roomie: awe sam is a precious boy Me, internally: oh you dont even know the half of it
merry and pippin stealing crops: Roomie: ARE THEY THE BASTARD LITTLE BROTHERS?? me: I mean i gues- Roomie: FOUND FAMILY LETS FUCKING GO
Elrond being disappointed and having strong eyebrows: Roomie: i feel like i've let down my dad and i dont even have a dad
Roomie: i don't really like boromir that much- me, pausing the movie to explain why boromir is extremely valid: I WILL HAVE NO BOROMIR SLANDER Roomie: is this bc he's a himbo
Roomie: this thorin guy sounds pretty gay if he's given bilbo this thing thats worth more than the shire me, internally: YOU HAVE NO IDEA MOTHERFUCKER
gandalf dying: roomie: NO MY BOY
roomie: please tell me gimli and legolas are gay, because everyone else seems extremely straight me: they arguably one of the gayest duos, yes. roomie: oh good. i thought they straight-washed sam for no reason me: i mean. there are a lot of frodo and sam moments that have no heterosexual explanation viggo breaking his toes: me, practically bursting at the seams: roomie: oh god what is it me: DID YOU KNOW-
gandalf is alive: roomie: FUCK YEAH MY BOY
me, explaining the uruk-hai: roomie: fucked up of a yas character to do that tbh (referring to saruman's manicure)
theoden being stubborn at helm's deep: roomie: okay i like him BUT COME ONNN MAN
eowyn picking up merry before they ride to gondor: roomie: I KNOW I WANTED TO KISS HER FOr A REASON MWAH MWAH EOWYN me:...she gets a bf roomie: NOT ANYMORE
aragorn: for frodo roomie, bursting into tears: me: whoa whoa u good roomie: ITS HIS DAD. ITS FRODO'S DAD.
sam literally carrying frodo up a mountain: roomie:...thats a bit gay mount doom blowing up: roomie: thats unecessary and homophobic
frodo sailing to the undying lands: roomie: TAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND WITH YOU YOU COWARD
The Hobbit:
the scene with baby bilbo: roomie: NAUR I LOVE HIM
bilbo and gandalf interacting as adults: roomie: this feels like it could go very wrong thorin finally showing up: roomie: listen im gay but i'd consider it me: he's probably also gay roomie: mlm and wlw solidarity okay we're bffs now
bilbo running out of the door: roomie: again. this feels like this could go very wrong. me, internally: oh fuck how do they KNOW already
thorin throwing down his weapon bc bilbo got caught by trolls: roomie:....thats....sus. me:...if this is sus...oh boy...
thorin's obvious dislike of elves @ rivendell: roomie: okay so. explain to me why thorin doesn't like elves again- me: did you not watch the entire introduction to thorin? roomie: NO WAIT I REMEMBER THE BLOND BITCH
saruman showing up: roomie: ew.
galadriel showing up: roomie: HELLO SAILOR AWOOGA AWOOGA
bilbo and thorin nearly falling off at the mountain pass: thorin: he's been lost ever since he stepped out his front door roomie: WDYM YOU'RE ALL FUCKED UP- thorin stop being mean to your husband
the entirety of the goblin tunnels and gollum: roomie: this does not bode well. at all. the ring showing up: roomie: I WAS RIGHT
azog versus thorin scene: roomie: dumb bitch...OH NO DOES HE DIE- bilbo to the rescue: oh no its chill, just gay
the iconic carrock scene: roomie:....this is incredibly gay bestie me: i'm aware.
the entirety of the beorn's house arc: roomie: ...i like beorn. he's feral and skrunkly. so is radaghast.
legolas showing up: roomie: *surprised pikachu face*
tauriel and kili's interactions: roomie: damn i was hoping she would be gay me: i mean with the right headcanons she can totally be a lesbian roomie: UR SO RIGHT OMG
kili getting shot with arrow: roomie: NO THE GAYS-
the laketown master existing: roomie: EAT THE RICH.
bilbo and thorin on the boat together: roomie: oh they definitely fucked in laketown-
tauriel healing kili and them holding hands: roomie: oh no don't make me feel sad for straight ppl me: again. they don't have to be straight. roomie: I KNOW BUT ITS THE PRINCIPLE OF IT
bilbo waking up smaug: roomie: oh bilbo...oh you sweet summer child...you stupid bitch.
thorin threatening bilbo initially: roomie: oh fuck. it got worse. me, internally: oh honey. oh no.
thorin's gold sickness and then nearly killing bilbo at the ramparts: roomie: NO THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GAY AND HAPPY HOW COULD YOU
*doesn't say anything almost the entire battle until the kili and fili die* roomie: noooo the skrunklies NOOOOOOO
thorin, fucking dies in bilbo's arms: roomie: *turns to look at me with the most murderous look on her face* me: *nervous laughter* so about it getting worse- roomie: IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
end for now, if we end up watching trop together ill let yall know <3
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madebyrolo · 3 months
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Chapter 10
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It was the weekend before school starts, and y/n planned a hangout at her house and invited all the teenagers for one last summer night.
“Okay so we got chips, fruit, sodas, Bella’s bringing the s’mores stuff and Jake gots the plates. I’ll order the pizza soon.” Y/n told Tyler.
“Okay I set up the fire pit and get the extra blankets” Tyler said
Y/n walks into the kitchen grabbing the snacks to place outside on the table. After a couple minutes Jacobs arrives with the rest of the boys.
“The party is here!!” Embry says walking in slamming the plates on kitchen table.
“Alright kids no loud noises past 8 I don’t want no complaints. And be sure to clean up okay ?” Y/n dad announced walking down the stairs. “I’m talking to you Embry.”
“Yessir Mr.Issac!” Embry solutes him
“Alright I’m gonna go meet your mother for dinner. See you later” And he walks out the door.
“Guys come on I set up the game in the living room” Quill, Embry, and Seth followed Tyler.
“So I invited Bella” Y/n tells Jacob
“I see you guy hit it off at the beach?” Jacob says
“Yea she pretty nice, quiet and she brought a book to the beach how can I hate her?” y/n laughed
“Oh and I told her she can bring Edward too”
“You what?” Jacob said taken back
“Yeah, I thought since school starting soon it would be nice to know people.”
“Could of warned me, he’s like a leach to her” Jacob said with a disgusted tone
“Jacob I get you and Edward aren’t the bestest buds but please, we’re friends. Don’t ruin this.” Y/n pleaded with him
“Alright fine.” He sighed “I’ll be nice, thought I’m not gonna hold hands with him.”
“Good boy. So how’s the rest of the boys?” Y/n asked trying to mask the hate in the air with posible more.
“You know in their angst” he responded rolling his eyes.
“Well I invited Paul too by the way” she said looking away.
“Y/n really? After what I told you last week?” Jacob angrily said.
“I know, but then i saw him yesterday at the store when i was buying all the things and he ask and I couldn’t just not tell him and not invite!” She said acting like she didn’t want too.
“Fine, I see where you were coming from but let’s just hope he doesn’t show up.”
“Okay so chill out we don’t even know if he will” and on perfect timing the door bell rings.
“I’ll get it !” Embry yells from the living room
“Paul?” Embry said confused. Y/n springs to the door and greets hims.
“Hey Paul !” She says embracing him in a hug. “I’m glad you could make it” she says while Jacob slowly walks up behind her.
“Well when help is called I’m there” he jokes. Jacob and him meet eyes and they weren’t kind ones.
“Paul” Jacob said “Jacob” Paul replied
“Well this is gonna be a fun night!” Embry said looking at the boys.
“Come on in, sit down guys I gotta order the pizza” y/n said grabbing their hands leading them in the living room with the rest of the boys.
Y/n leaves dialing the pizza place leaving the room filled with tension.
“So Paul glad you can make it!” Jacob said staring at him sitting across the room.
“Yes well I was invited so it was rude not to come.” He said sternly
“Guys please not there” Quill commented
“Yea dont need a dog fight” Seth chimed in
“There’s a dog here I can say that”
“Oh you’re just mad you haven’t-”
“Okay guys I orders two pepperoni, one cheese and a pepperoni sausage. That should be enough right?” Y/n said entering the room cutting off Paul.
“Yeah that sounds good !” Seth said
“Alright it should be here in 20 minutes so around 7:10?”
There’s another knock on the door and y/n goes to open it and it’s Bella and Edward.
“Hey Bella! Cute outfit, it’s nice to see you again.” She said whiling pulling her into a hug. “And you must be Edward. I heard nice things about you” she said giving him a handshake.
“Same to you y/n. Thank you for the invite” Edward greets her.
“Come in! everyone’s in the living room playing videos games but you’re welcome to sit outside or in the kitchen.” Y/n tells them as they follow her in. As Edward looked in the living room he meet eyes with Paul and Jacob.
“Oh please I didn’t know the leeches would’ve been here” Paul scowled
“Tell me about it” Jacob agreed
“Y/n invited them, there her friends be nice guys. Besides the treaty line like meets here, it’ a practically a safe zone” Quill told them. That’s the only reason Edward agreed on coming.
The 3 sat in the kitchen chatting up talking about the upcoming high school year.
“Okay so it’s fine if I sit with you at lunch on the first day?” Y/n ask them
“Yes, Bella sits with me and my family so you’ll e able to meet them then.” Edward says
“Thanks, and you can show me around if able too?” Y/n asked
“Yea I know how it feels to be the new kid so don’t hesitate to ask any question okay?” Bella told her
“Ughh! You’re such an angel Bella.” Y/n said
“But warning, Roasalie isn’t prone to “outsiders” she likes when we keep to ourself to she might be a little feisty” Edward warned her
“Oh yea she was and still is like that with me but don’t mind her. Oh and I’ll introduce you to my other friend at lunch, I should warn you Mike can get a little too friendly and Jessica can get a little too not.” Bella said with a breathy laugh
15 minutes later the pizza arrives.
“Alright guys come outside I’ll set the pizza there” y/n said wobbling the pizza boxes.
“I’ll grab some” Paul offered his help
“Thank you Paul” y/n sighed
They boys grabbed pizza and sat at the tables on the porch while Bella and Edward stayed inside.
“Look at them, they’re like gum. Never apart” Jacob scoffed
“Leech indeed.” Paul agreed taking a bit from his pizza
“Guys you can’t blame them, they’re in love! You would be the same if it was you” y/n said sitting down between Paul and Jacob.
“I bet Jacob would.” Embry laughed
“Quit it Embry.” Jacob scolded him
“Nice kitties” y/n scolded them.
“Kitties ? Really come on” Paul said
“What like you got any better nicknames?”
“Anything better than kitty, and please we’re not pussys, were wolf at best.” Paul argued
“Yea I know with your pack.” Y/n said
“Both of the boys choked on their pizzas after hearing what she said. How would she know ? They thought.
“What do you mean pack?” Jacob said worried
“Jake you literally told me” she said with a small smile playing pushing him.
“Jacob told you what?” Paul said trying to content his anger.
“That you guys have your little clique basically. You and Sam the mean alphas ! And the rest of the boys the little nerds” y/n told them with small giggles
“Yea Paul nothing crazy” Jacob said hinting with with eyes that she didn’t know.
Couple minutes past and the sun is starting to set .
“Y/n I gotta go duty calls. Thank you for the pizza and the invite it was nice to see you” said Paul walking to the front lawn.
“Aww thanks for coming we have to hang out again!” Y/n gave him a small smile as he walk away.
“Goodnight drive safe!” She yelled enough for him to hear.
As she watched him drive off she walks by to the rest of the group, Bella and Edward finally outside.
“Hey you guys wanna set up the fire pit?” Tyler offered
“Yes let’s do it!” Bella exclaimed
“I’ll go grab the things” Quil jogged to the porch table and grabbed the smore supplies.
As they set up the fire which took awhile, they all just finally got along. Jacob somewhat being nice to Edward and the younger boys just being them. Bella and Y/n were starting to get closer just in time for their senior year she hoped to be the greatest. Forks was slowly becoming to feel like home to y/n. She has her Quiluete boys and new girl-friend Bella. She felt happy looking at everyone surround in her backyard with the fire pit giving a warm and cozy vibe. Some nice peace before school next week.
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itsonlyvegas · 5 months
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Fang brainrot so real so true.
Fang would really have issues with someone taller than him only because he'd blush like crazy. Like... he'd be so dumbfounded when the new builder is actually taller and prettier than he imagined. It's like meeting your crush in real life. (He'd been crushing on the builder from their gifts, as embarrassing as that is).
He would be like: "Oh. Oh wow. Um. Hi." And his bird would literally out him so fast. But since you're the dense builder whom everyone loves, you don't notice his blush. He would probably make up a lame excuse to go to his bedroom. (And his bird would just be like "lol he likes you, he likes you.") And THAT would send you blushing as well. I mean... Fang blushing? Rare. Super rare. More rare than Andy behaving.
Well and then when you guys first kiss, he's actually really confident, but when he sees your blush, he'd blush himself and have issues speaking EVEN MORE. But he'd literally tell himself "im a man im a man" and he'd kiss you again. He'd kiss you more than you'd expect. He's like... a little thirsty for attention. I feel like he's a very touchy feely person. He probably hugs a lot. (If you like that kind of stuff). He'd be the one to hold your hand. And if you guys get together, he'd want to hold you at night and hug you.
He'd also love when you stroke his hair. He's such a fluffball. He needs cuddles. But he can't admit that to you.
But yes, if you were taller, he'd be so happy. He wouldn't need to bend down anymore to kiss you. You're perfect.
If you were shorter, he'd love it because he could tease you gently. He'd literally make fun of you for being so short, but also kiss your cheeks. (Like, imagine him carrying you around the house because you're too short for the counter and the stove lol) He'd also be able to easily cuddle you.
But I also feel like he would try to make you wear his clothes. Like he'd be so proud to show off that you're his and he's yours.
If you guys ever fight, he'd be very emotional. He'd pout and you'd pout and when you're alone, he'd just burst into tears and then hug you. "I'm sorry." And you'd both apologize. He wouldn't let go of you after that.
I feel like he'd be a really great father. I feel like he'd spoil his children a lot. But he'd also be very protective. He'd do anything for his kids.
And if you had a daughter, he'd be a little overprotective. Like if you named her after his mother Sarnai, he'd be very protective. (And also cry a lot because he feels very emotional). He'd be like: "Hey. No one will take my daughter from me. I will protect her." But if you had a son, he'd be like "no one will take my son away from me!" Like, he's literally the dad that's like "NO ONE WILL TAKE MY KIDS. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT."
He'd be a very playful dad. Like he'd make silly faces with the kids and make them laugh. He'd tell them stories. He'd also be the dad who would let them get away with everything. He'd be like "well, my kids are perfect, they would never do anything bad. They're just like me."
He'd probably spoil his kids so much like ok in getting off track. Anyway. NSFW time.
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Fang is not a dominant man. I feel like he'd be a switch, but mostly a submissive one. Like he'd love when you took control of him and he'd be really good at obeying your orders. He'd love when you were rough with him and he'd blush when you teased him.
He'd also love when you were gentle with him and praised him. He'd be so happy when you said he was good and called him a good boy.
He'd be so happy when you gave him compliments. He'd always blush when you said he was cute or pretty or handsome or gorgeous.
He'd be very flustered when you kissed his neck and his chest and even tweaked a nipple. He'd be a little embarrassed about how much he liked it though. (You'd have to reassure him that it was totally okay).
He'd be really embarrassed if you told him you liked his body. He never thought about someone actually liking him for his looks but when you started to touch him gently, he'd relax and melt. He'd start to relax and enjoy it more.
He'd be very flustered when you told him you were going to sit on him and ride. He'd be so embarrassed. He'd be so red. But he'd be very turned on. He'd be really embarrassed to admit it.
I feel like he'd really love to kiss you. He'd be very gentle and he'd hold you tight. And when you deepen the kiss, he'd be really shy and try to pull away but he'd give in and enjoy it.
He'd really love it when you played with his hair. It's so long and fluffy and omg it's silky and soft.
And when you guys first have sex, he'd be so gentle and loving. He'd make sure you were okay and he'd be so worried he hurt you. He's the one entering you and if you had a clit, he'd be really gentle when fingering you.
He'd be really flustered when you told him he felt good. He wouldn't know what to do with himself. He'd be so embarrassed to tell you that you felt good as well.
And after he comes, he'd be really worried about you. Like "I'm sorry.... I came... so fast." And you'd reassure him that it was okay like it happens especially since he's a virgin.
Yeah idk i think fang is neat.
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tobytoessss · 20 days
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Craig looks at tweek as he smiles,”Hey..” Tweek looks back at him “Hm?” “I really like you,and I just.. maybe do you wanna be my boyfriend? Weve been friends for an while now .” Craig paused as he watched Tweeks expression lit up smiling causing him to tic even more “Yes yes yes!.” He says as he hugged Craig,Craig hugged Back. After an while ,Craig and Tweek was holding hands with each other,Everyone was smiling ,giving them thumbs up,except for kenny. He hater that Craig stole tweek from him. It sucks. “Hey guys.” Craig says “Hey.” Stan says as he was braiding Kyles red firey hair . . Kenny looked mad and Tweek noticed it “W-Whats wrong kenny..” “You should know why.” Kenny says as he looked away angry. Tweek looked down “uh.. whats goin on?.” Craig says “Kenny had a crush on Tweek the whole time.” Kyle says as he yelped as when Stan pulled his hair too tight .
Craig looked at the upset Kenny then to the upset Tweek. Craig sighs “Tweek,Do You want Kenny to be included in this relationship.” Craig asked as Tweek nodded fastly. Kenny looked over at Craig “Fine I guess You Can be our third boyfriend.” Craig says half way though Kenny hugged craig as Tweek aslo Hugged him back.
During the afternoon,Kenny was supposed to go over to craigs house for a cuddle session with Tweek,But he lost track of time since he fell asleep once as he got home. Both tweek and craig were worried so they went over to Kennys house ,as craig knocked on the door Kennys dad opened it “Can we come in? Kenny invited us over.” Craig says “Sure whatever.” Kennys dad smelt like alcohol. Tweek gagged after Kennys dad left him alone . “P-oor kenny.” Tweek mutters as they found kennys room ,Craig Opened the door to find him on his bed asleep. “Seriously?!” Craig scoffed as Tweek left out a laughter .. Tweek Jumped onto kenny as he woke up “What the fuck-“ he yelped out as he realized it was Tweek and craig “Oh shit.” He was embarrassed that he forgot . “We both got Worried so we came over.” Craig says as he sat down on kennys bed.
“Sorry That i fell asleep.” Kenny mutters as Tweek started to braid his blonde hair . “Its okay Dont worry Ken.” The next day,there was an fight between Wendy and Cartmen ,Everyone was gathering around in the Playground area ,Wendy threw the first punch, Kenny was cheering Wendy on as well the other boys. Stan and Kyle werent anywhere to be seen,Stan and kyle decided to skip school to get ice cream. They both have decided to share the same ice cream cone,its just plain vanilla. After finishing it ,Stan noticed that kyle had a little bit on his lips and he giggled a bit “What?!.” Kyle says “ you have some of the ice cream left on youre mouth.”Stan replied as he places his hand on Kyles cheek, As they started to kiss,slowly.
Kyle was a bit shocked on stans emotions towards him. Kyle eventually kissed back,as they started to kiss harder and harder ,kyle pushes back as he needed to breath .” J-jesus fuck.” Kyle sighs out “Looks like I got all the ice cream off of youre face now.” Stan says smirking,Kyles face was red as his hair. Stan took an picture of Kyle “ Hey!.” Kyle says as he tried to get stans phone from him “Nope. Youre not deleting this picture.” He huffed as he started to walk away as Kyle was following behind him complaining to Stan about the picture.
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Everyone was getting ready for the senior trip,packing as well that stuff. Everyone had arrived the day of school with their bags packed , The boys were in one car while the girls were in another . Cartmen and Kyle just had another fight so they were banned from even looking from each other by stan. Craig and Tweek And Also Kenny sat in the same row in the car , While Stan and Kyle stole the backseat so they could cuddle each other.
It was an 9+ hour drive to disney,the girls were blasting Music on the drive there as the boys were hysterically laughing and or sitting in silence while They listen to cartmen talk about how Kyle is a jew .. “Will you shut the fuck up?!.” Kyle says as he gotten an glare from stan “Oh boo hoo cry about it to youre boyfriend.” Cartmen replied , Kyle kicked his Chair as Cartmen turned around as he pulled Kyles shirt “Touch my seat again. We’ll see what happens.” Cartmen hissed “I aint scared of you.” Kyle tched back “kyle..” standing warned “Yea listen to youre boy toy. You dont even like him.” Cartmen says “Shut up! You dont know what I like and dont like.” “Yea sure i dont.” Cartmen says as he sat back down , Stan looked worried about his boyfriend “Kyle?..” kyle huffed as he turned up his music on his phone ignoring stan and Cartmen. The whole way there The boys were silent,Besides Tweek Craig and Kenny,Kenny was making out with Craig,making Tweek jealous .” Craigggggg.” Tweek says as he tried to pull them off from each other,as they pulled away “Yes Tweek?!.” “I want kisses too.” He pouts as he huffed “Fine.” He kisses Tweeks cheek “Hey! Thats not what i meant.” Tweek mutters “You never specified .” Kenny says winking to Tweek “But I said kisses!” “You didnt say where.” Craig says ..
After couple hours They finally Arrived to the hotel,The girls had already checked in before the boys ,Kenny,Craig,And tweek were sharing an room,Where Stan and Kyle were also sharing an room while it was Butters and cartmen in one room. Kyle was unpacking as Stan came from behind as he hugged Kyle “I dont know whats up with you and cartmen ,but im here okay?!.” “I know but .. hes just getting on my nerves.” “Hey look at me..”stan says making Kyle look at him “ you know not to let him get to you.” “Yea I know but-“ “Shh..” “Dont let him get to you. Its not good for you to let him win whenever he doesnt know shit. Right now its just me and you,And I need to focus on just you okay?!.”
Kyle nodded as they once again kissed each other “Thank you stan.. i-..” he paused “I love you ,and i dont know what i wouldnt done with out you.” “No need to thank me Kyle,Im youre boyfriend,im here to protect you from the dangers and evil in this world,And I love you too.” Stan says as he kissed Kyle on his forehead . “Now lets start to relax before we have to meet the others downstairs for dinner.” “Okay..” before stan and kyle got together that school year,they both had an summer off from each other but they were still great friends,But Kyle and Cartmen kissed once. Kyle never told Stan about it,since it wouldve broke stans heart,but knowing they werent together then,but it just hurts Kyle knowing he Kissed Cartmen once. During the boys trip downstairs “Remember,Dont let him get to you.” Stan says as Kyle nodded . “Wow ,The gays finally Arrived.” Cartmen says “ Oh will you shut up?!.” Kyle hissed “ or what? . You know what we did last summer.” Cartmen says as he fixated on kyles expression on his face .” Kyle what does he mean by that?.” Stan says worridly. “ Oh he didnt tell you that he kissed me last summer?!.” “Pathetic . I thought you already Told Stan. Oops cat got out of the bag.” Cartmen says laughing as He watched kyle start tearing up in the eyes . “ kyle? Please tell me,its okay i wont be mad ,we werent together then.” Stan says as he tried to Get kyle to open up. Kyle ran away to the bathroom sobbing . Stan Looked at Cartmen “ Good job fat ass.” Stan says following his boyfriend to the restroom,opening the door seeing the streams Run down kyles face “Oh baby.. its okay. I promise im not mad .” Stan says hugging the boy tightly. “I love you okay. You didnt hurt me okay? We werent together.” “I-i-i know but i made the promise and..” “you werent thinking. Its okay Kyle. I forgive you and im not mad.” “Y-You arent?!.” “No baby. I aint. Like i said Im here to protect you.” Stan kissed Kyle as they kissed back. “Thank you..” “Youre welcome Kyle. Im never gonna be mad at you for the past mistakes youve done.”
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azurlily · 1 year
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Ok ok listennnnn mean girl! Historia au headcannons nsfw and sfw whatever you prefer I just need more mean girl historia fr
OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDD YESSSS!!!!!!! PLEASE GOD YES WE BOW DOWN TO MEAN GIRL HISTORIA!!!! Historia as well as yourself are both seniors, so you're both 18.
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Mean Girl!Historia Reiss SFW and NSFW
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"Wow, you really are pathetic. Useless, weak, and pathetic. In every way."
I wonder how you got into this situation, you thought becoming friends with Historia would be easy because she looks so sweet. You learned the hard way she is anything but sweet.
Shes rough, and mean, and loves to tease you. She loves seeing you squirm, and blush, and look away in fear. She finds it amusing.
You saw her true colors at a sleepover. It was just you two and you were watching a movie. You woke up and it turns out she only invited you over as a dare. She found how sweet and kind you were funny, and couldn't help herself.
She posted about it all over social media and had plenty of fun making your life hell. Of course, only Historia is allowed to make your life miserable. If anyone else dares to, they're dead.
All you have to do is talk to her, maybe cry a bit and whoever it is, is gone the next day.
She is your bully after all so expect to be pushed into walls, lockers, doors. Anything really, she finds you trying to run away or tell her to stop cute.
You can't fight her though. While you might be able to win in a real fight, she'd destroy you in every other way. She'll take everything from you.
You're smart enough not to fight her, even if she's small enough that you could win.
She likes babying and coddling you. You're essentially her toy, plaything, pet, whatever. She owns you, wether she wants to be gentle or not is up to her. Usually she makes fun of you and degrades you, although, there are times where she treats you like you're a weak child in need of help.
She'll coo and play with your hair. Kiss you and tell you it's okay, she loves seeing how red you get. She's touchy even when she's bullying you, she expects you to be okay with it.
Historia refuses to let you pay for things. Doesn't matter, she'll buy you brand new clothes and expects to see you in them. She wants to see her plaything in the clothes she bought.
Historia is horrible during school! She loves to break you down, make you feel insecure, make you feel dumb. Of course in her eyes that's what you are. In her eyes you're a weak, insecure, little bunny who needs to be taken care of.
She intends to be the one to take good care of you.
Loves seeing you cry because it boosts her ego, seeing the tears run down your face as you look at her with wide puppy dog eyes. She laughs, smiles, and giggles just thinking about it.
Loves to hold her power, and family name over you. Oh you dont want to have a sleepover? Oh, maybe you should be careful... your dad/mom might loose their job.
She's hot and she knows it too. She loves seeing people(girl or guy) drool over her. Most of all she loves it when you try to look away while she has some hot new clothes on. She loves seeing you back and forth between her chest and ass.
There is a second way you could have caught her eye.
Historia genuinely doesn't understand why you wouldn't love her. She's perfect in her eyes, and in most others. So you can imagine you just not liking her. That's how she takes an interest in you. Because you don't adore her. Especially when shes being a bitch.
Historia will watch you for some time before finally deciding she wants you. When she decides she owns you, it's all over. You're either in heaven or hell. Depends on if you obey her or not.
As I said before you thought becoming her friend was easy. So when she starts being friendly your opinion of her changes. Then you see the real her and you're fucked.
Historia definitely buys you things just so she can keep a better tab on you. Oh your phone broke? Here's a new one! This one has a tracking device, but you don't know that...
Will buy you makeup just to see you cry in it when she's making fun of you. She finds it adorable, she loves the part where she takes you some where private and cleans you up. Cleaning your face and reminding you to be good, unless you want to earn a punishment.
I'd say her nonsexual punishments consist of ignoring you, being harsher than usual, leaving you alone with some of her meaner friends. She doesn't let any of them touch you. No she'd kill them if they tried.
Another punishment Historia would use is probably: taking away any and all things she bought(which is almost everything you own because she made sure).
Historia stakes her claim over you in her own way. She'll post pictures of you two all over social and the caption will be things like: my favorite toy, hanging out with my nerd, the queen x the geek.
She finds it funny. You do not.
All in all she really has no intention on letting you go. She's going to keep you until she find someone else. She never will though.
You hope, and beg, and pray that someone else will catch her eye, but they never do. She never looks at anyone else. She never feels the need to.
You're hers and you better start getting used to it.
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SEX SEX SEX
She's repressed her sexuality for years and I mean YEARS. So when she finally has you, she's horny all the time, she needs you. You'll let her take you, right?
She's so horny, she gets herself all riled up just by seeing you. She needs you, and she needs you now.
Historia is a switch, either power bottom or pleasure top. She loves seeing you cry as she overstimulates you. She also loves to cry out your name while you eat her out.
"Need, need, need you! P-please fuck me harder! Harder! God dammit!"
She has needs and expects you to fulfill them. If you dont? Well it doesn't end well for you.
Historia loves to reward you just as much as she loves to punish you. She'll find stupid reasons to punish you just so she can get off.
Historia pulls you aside and has you eat her out at parties when she desperately needs it.
She loves screaming your name, she finds it cute how you think you're in control. In reality all she has to do is snap her fingers and you're bent over, waiting, ready for her fingers and strap.
Historias strap is bubblegum pink. She loves it because she gets to joke that it matches your insides. She loves seeing you cum on it too.
Loves to see your cum dripping on her cock. Turns her on to the highest extent.
Historia loves to dress you up. Wether it's in lingerie or some bunny suit. She loves seeing it all. Loves seeing you all dressed up and ready for her.
She makes you wear skirts as a claim of ownership. The skirts will be just enough to pass school dress code. She'll make you take your underwear off for her. She'll hold onto them until she decides you've been good enough.
She gives you things as rewards. Sexually related ones, that is. She'll buy you new lingerie, necklaces, bracelets, collars, thigh highs, pants, skirts.
Anything, as long as you let her fuck you in it, she doesn't care.
Historia adores putting you in collars. She'll make you wear one that says "GOOD SLUT" in all caps and glittery pink. You can whine all you want, she's not letting you go.(she'd never make you wear it in school. She's too "nice")
She'll pull you into the locker room and you two will have angry make out sessions. She's mad because you look so damn cute and she wants you begging for her.
Historia goes crazy when you're too close to others. She's jealous and will take you into the room right next door and fuck you til you (s)cream.
She likes seeing you all embarrassed and shaking after fucking. She'll intentionally pull you into a room with people just to see if you know how to act right.
If you don't and piss her off or embarrass her. You're as good as dead. If you somehow manage not to fuck up. Expect a reward.(most likely a shopping day)
As I mentioned before she does nonsexual punishments. She also does sexual punishments. Those would include:
Putting a bullet vibrator in you and you have to wear it all day in school. She'll mark up your neck with hickeys and bite marks, and she wont let you cover them. Her favorite is when she'll rile you up all get, get you so, so, so ready for her...then she just leaves you all day.
Don't touch yourself. She will know. Doesn't matter if you can't because of a punishment, or if she just told you no.
You better listen, for better or for worse. Always remember who owns you.
Historias aftercare all depends on the status of your relationship. If it. was at the beginning when she saw you as a toy, she'd leave you. She'd expect you to be gone by the next morning and didn't feel the need(or want) to help you.
If it's by the time she has feelings for you and she's accepted it. She struggles with it, but she tries. She buys snacks and drinks she thinks you'll like.
(She tried doing research on aftercare once she developed feeling for you. She wont admit it though.)
She tries to be gentle and not so bitchy but it never works. She ends up just cleaning you up and feeding you snacks while looking at her phone.
She loves you, she does. She just refuses to make it known too well.
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ramattra-simping · 1 year
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Ramattra’s mission failed and he has a child! Human reader who he adopted. They were gonna go and see him but saw him pissed off for the first time and in nemesis form. I hope it’s okay as a request ^•^
This is really adorable and i can see him actually taking in a small child because they havent done anything Bad yet.🥺
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Ramattra with child!reader
So you around 5 years old and live in the Null Sector with the Omnics the reason for this is simple because of Ramattra.
Once on a Mission Ramattra was done with killing a few humans who hurt an omnic but before He left He heard crying.
After following it He saw a small Baby. He was about to Go when He saw a picture with your parents and saw they were with the dead now.
He felt bad for the human Baby. And He got an Idea If He Take them with him raise them with other Omnics they can help someday and show humans Omnics arent the real Monster.
This is how you ended up in there.
You never knew your real parents but you didnt Care. All the Omnics were so nice to you. And you even saw Ramattra as a Father figure.
Sadly He is most of the time gone so you dont really See him but when He is home he makes sure to spend a Lot of time with you.
You are like the daughter He never can get.
But sadly one day some dumb humans followed him to the null Sector thinking they can destroy them all.
Ramattra was the first to act.
"(y/n) Go to your room and dont come out until I am Back"
You did Walk to your room but turned around and run Back.
You wanted to be there for your Dad.
Then you saw him outside with the humans around him.
"I advice you all to leave otherwise you must face the consequences" He didnt want to fight here making it a risk you might see or hear anything.
"How about we take you apart and than Just burn everything down. I like this more. You Guys?" "Hell ye" "absolut" and more.
"As you wish. I wont show Mercy"
And with that Ramattra and the Humans starts to fight.
The fight lasted awhile until you saw that Ramattra was slowly losing. He didnt Had as much strenght as He thought He Had.
"No!" screaming you run out to Ramattra and hug him. "Please dont hurt him"
The other Humans were a bit shocked seeing a child here and hugging this Thing.
"Kid get away from it. Now." " No! Dont hurt my daddy!"
Everyone was shocked. The humans because you called this Thing a father. Ramattra because ifs the first time he hears you calling him your Dad.
"Thats it." One of the men was trying to pull you away from him but a standing up Ramattra stopped him.
"Not you nor any of you will touch my daughter!" Holding you in his arms Ramattra turns into His Nemesis form holding you Close to his chest with his normal arms while the other two are ready to punch all of them.
But it didnt come to it. All of the humans got scared and run away screaming.
Making sure they are gone Ramattra then Looks down to you. "I thought i told you to Go to your room, (y/n)." "I know. But i was worried something will happen to you Dad"
If He could He would be smiling from ear to ear. "Nothing will happen to me. After all i have to come Back to you."
Still with you in his arms He brought you Back inside to your room to Bring you to bed.
Today was a stressful day for a 5 year old Kid.
His Kid.
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Heyyy i hope you like it. I really liked the Idea of Ramattra adopting a kid🥺
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mattsobvimyfav · 1 month
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For sport (Matthew Sturniolo & Chris Sturniolo)
Pt 7
A.n - hey yall so this is gonna be a very very very slow burn I already have some chapters written so I will probs rapid fire. It will be toxic, there will be angst , smut , everything you can possibly think of. It happens.
short little baby chapter for u
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Y/N’s POV
Me and Chris walked back into the house. I didn't feel the greatest that I had that whole fight with Matt just for him to go with that bitch. I decided to turn my phone off and just spend some quality time with Chris. I started to get undressed as Chris walked in from the bathroom. “Oh my god, I'm sorry” he said quickly, covering his eyes, I giggled at him before throwing on an oversized T-shirt “Your fine Chris you can uncover” He uncovered his eyes, throwing his suit in the corner of the room. I grabbed my makeup remover and started rubbing it on my eyes.
“So pickle, you wanna talk about it?” he asked, throwing his phone away from him on the bed seeing mine was on my side table. “It’s not even like I have any feelings for Matt, it's the fact I would say we are good friends and he is choosing this literal cunt over me” I said as I wiped my eyes getting more annoyed as I spoke “Like its obvious shes straight up making fun of me when I’m around, she laughs at me, gives me nasty looks. I haven't even done anything to her”
He got up from the bed walking behind me placing his hands on my shoulders “ I know, it's not fair to you. I can talk to him if you want” he says, massaging the stress out of my shoulders. “No please dont Chris, he's old enough to make his own decisions. He just better stand by them when I knock her teeth out” I shrugged and Chris started laughing, letting go of my shoulders. “You’ll be suspended, is that really worth it… You wouldn't be able to play ten games of soccer” I turned back looking at him “Im quitting anyway, who cares” He looked at me with wide eyes. “Why the fuck would you quit, you're amazing!” I looked down “I didn't get the captain. I'm not doing it if i'm not captain” He looked even more bewildered “How didnt you get captain you were the best on the team?” This made me feel worse because the reasoning was so stupid. “They said my attitude was too bad. I got benched the entire last game because I told the ‘helper’ coach to shut the fuck up, my dad is not happy about that one” Chris broke out into a fit of laughter.
After an hour of just talking about everything his phone lit up on the bed with a call from Matthew, I insisted he answered because it was his brother. “Hello” he said, putting the phone on speaker “Hey where are you? I'm home�� I knew he knew where Chris was, he just wanted to say it. “I am at Y/N’s, we left the dance a while ago, did you even go?” Chris asked clearly to get the tea for me. “No, I dropped Maddy off right after the call with Y/N, are you guys going to the party?” Chris looked at me, I had forgotten about the party but now a part of me wanted to go “Mattttt” I said jumping on the bed next to Chris “Yes Pickle?” Matt said, already knowing what I was going to ask, “Can you come get us for the partyyyy” I dragged out my words ``Of course, be ready in half an hour.” Matt hung up as I jumped up smiling at Chris, who also got up to get ready.
I threw on a pair of gray sweatpants and a black long sleeve crop top and a pair of my dirty converse, Chris was basically matching with his sweatpants and a white T-shirt. I made him take a quick mirror selfie with me before posting it on my story and closing out my phone again. Matt arrived and I ran into my dads room to tell him I was leaving with the boys and we would be back later. I raced Chris to the front seat and he ultimately ended up beating me.
“Okay buckle up now” Matt said as I looked at him literally wearing the exact same outfit as me with white af 1’s. We literally looked like the three musketeers.
“Y/N don't get too drunk, stay with one of us or in our eyeline” Matt said as we walked into the party, I nodded seeing as the last time I got drunk I got socked in the face. We walked in and I immediately saw Haylee and ran up to her. “Peaches!” I yelled, wrapping her in a hug. She hugged me back and stepped back to look at me “You are alive, you just disappeared at the dance!” I nodded at her totally forgetting I never told her I was leaving. “Yes sorry I left early with Chris” I turned back pointing towards him and Matt who were smoking with some kid from our grade. “Ohhhh” She said wiggling her eyebrow, I hit her shoulder “Not like that douche” We both started giggling before walking away to go get some drinks.I poured some svedka in a cup and mixed it with sprite as a chaser while Haylee poured us each shots of kinky. We downed the shots pouring another. “Hey Y/N” Nick said, coming up behind me dragging out my name. “Nicky!” I jumped in his arms and he laughed at my excitement “Where's my brothers?” He asked looking around, I shrugged “I don't know, they are supposed to be watching me but they are doing a terrible job” Nick nodded walking away, Me and Haylee walked over to one of the couches, there was only one free spot so Haylee sat down while I sat on her lap.
“Y/N, Where the fuck have you been” Matt said as he grabbed the back of my arm standing me up off Haylee’s lap “You are not doing a very good job watching me” I giggled knowing the alcohol I had been drinking has finally hit, but I felt the buzzing feeling leave my system as a girl walked up next to Matt. Maddy. “OH MY FUCKING GOD” I yelled out “Shes like your fucking shadow dude, get a grip bitch” I pointed the last part of my statement towards her “Excuse me” She said walking closer to Matt. “You heard me, everywhere he goes you follow like a lost puppy, news flash if he hasnt fucked you yet, ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN” I put my hands in the air as I finished my sentence while Matt looked at me with nothing but anger behind his eyes. Chris came up behind me along with Haylee and I decided to keep going “And if you keep giving me your nasty fucking looks you have one of two options” I stopped throwing up two fingers at her “Ill either fuck Matt and make him forget all about you, or I will stomp your face so far into the ground youll come back with an australian accent” Chris chocked back a giggle at the last part. I didn't even know where Australia was on the map; it was just the first thing that popped into my head. “You're just a bitch, maybe you should take the hint and realize that Matt doesn't actually like you” She was trying her best to make me feel bad but I had an adrenaline rush that happened anytime I argued with someone, it was like my body was always ready for a fight. “That's crazy because last I checked it was always MY bed he ended up in, not yours” I finally looked back at Matt’s face and man I already knew I was getting an earful when we left here. “Oh and-” I went to say more but Matt put his hand over my mouth and practically threw me over his shoulder. “LOOK WHO HES LEAVING WITH BITCH” I yelled right at the door as she stared at us Chris one step behind and Haylee laughing where I left her.
“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING” Matt yelled as I sat in the back seat, I slumped down in my seat. “I warned you all if she didn't keep her distance I was saying something” I looked up at the review and anger was still all over Matta face “I thought it was funny” Chris said causing me to start laughing “Matt bring me home I need to sleep in my own bed tonight” Chris said Matt nodded going to their house first leaving me in the car “He’ll be back out, we have practice tomorrow but maybe Ill see you tomorrow night” Chris said leaning in the backseat hugging me. I returned the hug crawling into the front seat. “We really need to talk when we get back. I need to get high before I even attempt that.” He said pulling out a blunt and pulling out of his driveway, he rolled the windows down and we passed the blunt back and forth driving around for an hour before finally making our way back to my house. I knew that this talk was going to go either very poorly or great.
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las-tortugas-ninja · 2 years
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ok im gonna drop my character analysis on splinter/lou jitsu because im tired of people hating on him.
lets think about the circumstances he was in for moment. image you spent your life as a kickass action star only to get kidnapped by the person you loved and forced to fight in the battle nexus. you have to go through the grief of being betrayed by someone you shouldve been able to trust while now living in a chamber (which looks like it has just the poorest living conditions) and you have zero contact to the outside world, AND your ex who got you into this mess is using you for profit and throws you into fights you have no say in for peoples entertainment for who knows how long! i dont think its ever been stated how long he has been living like that!
now on top of all that imagine the moment you escape you get turned into a fucking rat. now i know its usually joked about but seriously being a rat does seem to really bother splinter and if you think about for like 5 seconds? yeah? why wouldnt it? he basically had his body changed in ways he did not consent to.
so yeah obviously after all that this guy is mentally ill as fuck and i bring all this up because of course it affects his parenting. imagine going through all that and now you have to be a dad to FOUR children (all of which are babies at this time) that you understand none of the biology of, and you have to raise them with ZERO outside support (seriously why doesnt anyone talk about that. what does he do if he needs someone to babysit them or one of them gets sick cause he aint a docter) all this combined makes me think yeah. ofc hes not gonna do a good fucking job.
and when the boys are teenagers and dont need the 24/7 supervision they did as babies. you see splinter spending a lot of his time watching tv melting into the recliner because * drum roll * he is depressed. i do not think he is lazy i think he is depressed and probably traumatized but he never had time to process that trauma because he had to be a dad.
because he spends so much time sulking in the living room his sons (specifically donnie) feel like he doesnt want to spend time with them and are reasonably upset with him.
so in the 22nd episode of the first season when splinter tricks donnie into entering the demolition derby. that was an eye opener for him to be better. he saw the absolute hurt in donnie’s eyes and tone of voice because he thought he wanted to spend time with him. that was the eye opener he needed to realize “oh shit. i really fucked up. i need to spend time with my sons. i need to be better for them.” and he apologizes to donnie because yeah, what he did wasnt okay.
and you can tell he changed for his sons because in “hidden city’s most wanted” you can tell all he wanted to do was spend time with mikey.
and the thing is there is nothing that can convince me his sons (and april to admitably) dont mean the fucking world to him. when draxum tells him that before him he had no purpose, that he was a husk of a man he says hes not lost anymore because he has his sons. his sons were the first thing he thought of when he needed a reason to why his life didnt fucking suck now.
this man went against the hamato clan teachings and almost got all of humanity killed for the sake of his sons. he loves his sons and he hasnt been great to them and he wants to change because he knows they deserve better. there is literally so much love emanating from this family.
a lot of people say that splinter is abusive/neglectful and im not denying that hes not perfect but jesus you can criticize his parenting without treating him like an irredeemable monster (because he is redeemable and he did change for the better)
also i know yall arent gonna wanna hear this but someones gotta say it cause its the truth: in general people will be harder on ethnic parents and treat them less like actual people capable of making mistakes. yes splinter is a rat but he is still ethnically japanese. he is a person of color and as someone whos been in fandom for awhile yeah people are suspiciously a lot more forgiving to white parents who make mistakes compared to when parents of color make them. i really do think its causing a bias.
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quodekash · 10 months
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HELP I JUST LOOKED UP GUMPA'S ACTOR AND HE WAS BEAM IN MLC???
MY DAD IS BEAM???
IM LOSING MY MIND OVER IT
anyway on another note the gang's about to be caught by cops! ✨
oh. never mind sean drove past them. in no world will that have good results.
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NO
YOK JUST GOT SHOT
WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING SHOT
AAAAAAAAAAA
i swear if they freaking kill yok im going to find gmmtv and destroy them
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stop trying to be freaking heroic, okay, YOU ARE IMPORTANT
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DAD HAS COME TO SAVE THE DAY
hes so stressed though
im so scared for yok rn
pls let him be okay
WHY IS THE THUMBNAIL FOR THE NEXT PART DAN'S FACE LOOKING INSANELY GUILTY??? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED???
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episode 8 3/4 of the eclipse, anyone?
i swear that part of the series is just the infirmary interlude of the series
anyway im not watching the eclipse im watching not me
focus, egg. focus.
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HELL YEAH, THANK FREAKING GOODNESS
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THERE HE IS, OKAY NOW TELL ME: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
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force like the guy? force jiratchapong? cos if its just him then they're all good, they'll hug it out and be on their merry way.
if it's not him, then they're screwed
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NO
WHAT THE HELL
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
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OH NO AND YOK IS CRYING
NOW IM CRYING
IM SO CONFUSED???
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AAAAAAAAA
I WANT TO TEAR MY HAIR OUT
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WHAT
NO
(and in amongst all this chaos, my brain is still thinking "kinky" because he said "finally you get to arrest me for real")
THIS IS EMOTIONALLY DISTRESSING
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dfghj
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ghrbdfgh
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VHDBFHX
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GRDNFHHJXGBJFHDB
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PAIN
OH FLASHBACK, FINALLY, A FREAKING EXPLANATION
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....
who the hell is this guy?
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oh. so we just dont find out who the hell that guy was? is this information i was supposed to know already? i have no working memory, especially not when i probably previously encountered this guy in the early hours of the morning when my brain was shutting down, so i have no clue whats going on rn
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im so confused that i cant cry anymore, but this is me internally
this wasnt supposed to happen to my boys
and yet they saved this plot for the side couple??? the side couple is supposed to be my main source of dopamine, but its getting a little difficult when they're arRESTING EACH OTHER
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AND HES CRYING TOO
IDK WHAT'S GOING ON OR WHY HE DID WHATEVER IT IS THAT HE DID (or who the hell that guy was) BUT I STILL LOVE HIM AND HIS PRETTY EYELASHES AND I AM IN PAIN
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TO DEFEAT
T H E H U N S
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but who are you
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...no
not even slightly
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NOOOO MY DAD IS GETTING ARRESTED
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what i dont get is why the only one who was actually properly handcuffed was the one in the wheelchair. why were the others all zip-tied. why wasnt yok also zip-tied. i have questions.
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THERE'S AN ADULT VERSION OF YOUR TEACHER SAYING THEY'LL CALL YOUR PARENTS IF YOU KEEP MISBEHAVING???
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i dont think its a mistake that the random old guy talks about his parents and then the very next frame is gumpa looking at him disappointedly.
he is dad.
its just a fact
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oh !
hello there!
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HELL YEAH (what a great screenshot that is)
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he looks as confused as i feel
"you told me not to look for you if i wanted no regrets. i should have believed you then." NOOOOO
WHY WOULD YOU MURDER MY SOUL LIKE THAT
I SWEAR IM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
ill avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot. ill tear off the legs of every dragon i fight. with my face.
mm mm mm, it's the wings and the tails you really want. if it cant fly, it can't get away. a downed dragon is a dead dragon.
(yawn) alright, im off to bed. you should be too. tomorrow, we get to the big boys, slowly but surely making our way to the monstrous nightmare. but who'll have the honour of killing it?
it's gonna be me. it's my destiny, see?
(le gasp) your mom let you get a tattoo?
it's not a tattoo, its a birthmark!
okay, ive been stuck with you since birth, and that's never been there.
yes it has, you've just never seen me from the left side before!
every moment is the right moment to quote how to train your dragon
anyway that's the end of the episode. uh... that hurt.
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choclateteez · 2 years
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4*Town but as stan YT video titles
With a bit of content for some titles😛
Robaire being a scary leader for 16 minutes straight
Involving a talk show host asking insensitive/stupid/uncomfortable questions and Robaire responding with sarcastic and backhanded comments
"Soooo, I dont mean to pryyy, but i am DYING to know when and especially WHO you guys want to hook up with, and when👀" "What is your definition of prying? No, im curious! Genuinely!" Robaire responds still wearing his signature smile. 
Of course, theres the award shows and making sure the group behaves during speeches
He has a LOOK look that gets any of the members back into shape
"Guys, now's not the time."
All he has to do is grip one of the gangs shoulders and they know they need to tone it down
His frustrated face. There's a frown thats not heavy, but its there, and hes razer focused on whats making him mad. Heavy eye contact with the offender. Lots of foot bouncing, lots of deep breaths
Communication king. Confrontation does not scare him at all
"You and I both know that's not an appropriate question."
Tae Young wreaking havoc on 4*town
He uses his cuteness as a weapon alllll the time. Underestimated for sure, hes a menace
"You took my ice cream- Why shouldn't I be mad?" "Im sorry I was just- I just wanted something sweet.. " "...just ask next time…" *cycle continues*
*4town at a talk panel* "You know, Aaron T almost burnt down the studio-" "IT WAS ONE TIME!!" 
"There was this one song from the 70s that really resonated with me." Tae Young gasps, "OH! Maybe Jesse has seen it live!!" "I dont like these jokes! >:("
*Tae imitating Z's stoicness* "keep doing that and I'll end you." "Do that and 4*town is over. This face gets the money in the bank." The crowd seems to strongly agree
Compilation of Tae Young constantly leaning against/ hugging another member
*Jesse on live* "and I was thinking-" *BANG!!* Jesse jumps, holding his chest as Tae Young enters his room. "Ah! I almost gave the old man a heart attack😮sorry guys!" He is then manhandled and attacked by pillows thanks to Jesse
Him and Aaron T constantly talking and giggling during award speeches
Feeding food but the pieces are a bit too big
"Why wont you eat it >:( I'm feeding it to you, 'Baire!" "Im TRYING😭" "try HARDER!"
Aaron Z being a tsundere for 10 minutes and 32 seconds
Complaining about receiving affection but doesn't fight it
"Your hugs are too tight" *hugs back*
Always making sure his members have had enough water but in a special way
*shoves water bottle in face* 
Shows them learning the choreo, and him and Jesse staying after so he can help him get it right as Jesse tends to struggle the most
Rare but heartfelt compliments dropped out of nowhere
*at talking panel* "Z is actually the one who reassured me about me deserving the leader role" The crowd screams and Z is practically yanking his hoodie strings. "I'm here because of you, Z. Thank you c:" Z hides behind a stuffed teddy bear given to him as the crowd gushes
Compilation of him being unbothered and blissfully unaware
Resting bitch face
Aaron T whispering a joke and him covering his mouth and looking away
Tae Young shaking his shoulders back and forth complaining about something and him acknowledging it
T, on live,with Z on speaker: "T, I gotta go." "Okay, byeeee, i love you!!" "Kay." "Say i-" "no." "Zeeeeeee…:(" "*sigh* likewise" *hangs up* 
"Jesse." "Yeah?" "Can you…make that dish you made last time? I liked it." "DIDYOUREALLY??💖💖 YES RIGHT AWAY"
Robaire and Z chilling together bc Z just needed some quiet, but with company
Jesse being a dad
Lots of old jokes. Lots of em.
That one time between Jin and Suga except its Jesse and Aaron T
*Jesse talking while making food* "So I wanted to make food for hi-" "hey look at this wrap-" "Im speaking right now." "Okay." "Is that right or not?" "Right." "You did something wrong, do you agree?" T shoves food in his mouth to avoid interrogation and Jesse laughs
Him on live reading the comments: " ' I'm up at 2:30am to watch this', No!! Go to sleep! I kmow im amazing and spectacularly handsome, but sleep comes first👁"
"Did you guys have breakfast?" "No" "!?? We leave in like 15 minutes you guys, JEEZ, you can't run on caffeine and youth only-" "I can-" "Robaire, hush." "Yes sir😒" "Im making something before we leave🙄"
"Jjessseee" "Hi Tae" "im boredddd." "I could use some help cleaning." "I wish I said nothing." "Its the laziness for me" "dont say that pls🤢" *Tae Young leaves but comes back with a broom and cleaning supplies*
"Robaire, what part of don't buy my kids anything do you not understand." "I COULDNT HELP IT, OKAY"
Him and Tae Young bickering like a father with his delinquent teenager, but Tae Young always doing what he is asked of
Compilation of "I'm too old for this"
Compilation of "I'm not THAT old!"
Members going to him whenever there's a conflict or when they're feeling down
Z is more of a listener, but when hes with Jesse, he feels comfortable to be the talker/venter every once in a while
So we get compilation of when Jesse and Z are alone and they have good conversation dynamics goin on
Jesse giving the perfect mix of tough love + comfort = happy 4*town
Aaron T being Aaron T
PRANKS
Compilation of him doing sick flips n tricks (like teach me dude, wtf)
"Why am i the only one here popping my pu-" "T, youre LIVE😟"
Him, randomly "hey guys, welcome back to another yt video, so today i'm gonna show you my skincare routine"
Zoom ins to his obvious judging face, like he doesn't mean it sometimes, but especially when he sees a fit he doesn't like, or watching another person he doesn't like preform, his face just contorts into disgust
Is often seen gossiping about performer and the gang laughing at whatever trash he talks about them
T whispering to Robaire, and Robaire actually chokes on air, trying(and failing) to stay professional
"Have you had nachos yet today?" Z looks at him confused. "No?" "Then i guess its just nacho day (not yo/your day)😉" *Jessie wheezing in the background* Z facepalms "why did i join this band"
"Please don't make me do another flip in the choreo" *choreographer and Robaire avoiding eye contact* "wwwwoooowww😒"
A snorer. Like an "AAAUGHH❗" snorer. Tae Young visually debating pillow suffocation so that he can sleep
The T line doing T line things like risking paralyzation for the Vine
Showing off his fire shoe collection on live
Brutal honesty, but with good intentions
Walking in to Z's lives allll the time
Often around Z because he likes the challenge of getting stronger reactions from him
Compilation of him and Z's talker and listener dynamic
Compilation of him easily breaking the tension when 4*town is cleary struggling
Is sometimes the voice of reason. The brutal honesty comes in handy, and he puts truth first before emotion
Bonus!!!
Aaron T could lwk beat my ass
(Martial arts master who??)
4*town is whipped for Robaire
(Him speaking French and flustering band mates, "dont look at/talk to me like that😳", gazing at him as he talks to someone else)
Tae Youngs duality
(Him being cute vs him being hot)
Aaron Z being confident on stage for 6 minutes straight
(Includes- ab peaks, thrusts, making love to the camera)
Jesse murdering 4*townies with his looks
(His vvoiiceee, running hands through his hair, prolonged eye contact, KNOWING he's fine and using it as a weapon)
Tae Young serving vocals
Aaron Z being shy
Comedians getting replaced by Aaron T
Robaire being done with 4*town
T line bringing chaos 
Aaron Z's superior athleticism
Jesse using oldest privileges
Got my 18 y/o self giggling and swinging my legs in my bed at 12am smh
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feralshadowdemon · 3 months
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HELLO
ivan, chuuya, fukuchi, tetchou, AAAAND
yosano
HELLO!!!!!!!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE LONG ivan goncharov first impression: oh how did fyodor fuck you up (did not know/realize he was lobotomized either) impression now: ohh he's my silly. his english dub voice gives me gender envy. i like his eyes. he is weirdly a well-written lobotomized guy. i looked into actual lobotomy for you favorite moment: his entire fight scene was good and more people should talk about it. signed yours truly me idea for a story: primarily? a general character study, however, - bubble bath. it is a character study with him and shibusawa. not set in canon - highschool au. he deserves to be a normal highschool student. he would swear a sweater vest. i will die on this hill unpopular opinion: his character is really fucking good and yes his ability's name is on the nose but i hope we see him again. i don't like shipping him in canon though bc he can't. Consent. Fyovan should not exist. also i think more people should be paying attention to the bsd side characters favorite relationship: shibuvan/shibusawa x ivan and you know it. my #1 comfort ship in my heart. they are so cute <3 favorite headcanon: he has tics and freckles. also sometimes i like making him trans the others are below v
chuuya nakahara first impression: oh he's cool impression now: I WANT TO BE YOU YOUR CHARACTER IS SO COOL GIVE ME YOUR GENDER YOUR CHARACTER SCRATCHES MY BRAIN YOUR ABILITY IS SO COOL. I AM NOT NORMAL. favorite moment: THE HELICOPTER SCENE OH MY GODD idea for a story: i have many! - hirotsu visits him during a stormy night and he's suffering w chronic pains but hirotsu gets him his meds. they get to talk a little. they are silly to me - summer camp au w dazai they are at war constantly - i have too many, but to briefly summarize the rest: fan dancer and kitsune au, meiji era/period au, chuuya and kouyou fic/character study, there will be more after i read stormbringer unpopular opinion: he probably doesn't have anger issues. might just be agitated easily or because of dazai. also people need to stop getting his character soo wrong because the amount of mischaracterization that surrounds that man is NOT funny favorite relationship: people sleep on his and hirotsu's possible dynamic. next one is well. okay. it's obvious, but soukoku, i just like their dynamic whether it's romantic or not. absolute menaces. shoutout to kunichuuzai also, but i honestly cannot ship that man all the time. bonus platonic relationships i really like is the idea of tetchou and chuuya becoming good fucking friends. let chuuya have so many friends to make up for the ones he's lost favorite headcanon(s): freckles chuuya, lightning scars chuuya, nonbinary chuuya (i dont use they/them for them all the time but i am a believer in it), chronic pains, autistic, metal/rock (the song genre) lover, sanrio and ocean life special interest, also demisexual/demiromantic !! sorry they have the most. favoritism is showing fukuchi ochi
first impression: oh doesn't he kill everybody's faves. meh impression now: YOUR CHARACTER AND WRITING IS SO OVERLOOKED. YOU ARE DAD MATERIAL AND THAT SCARES ME BUT IM ALSO :D ABOUT IT favorite moment: the entire fucking fight he has with atsushi and akutagawa. you don't understand he was both terrifying and also that gave me an actual adrenaline rush once i watched it in the anime. the music was so good. also the scene w aya !! idea for a story: the main one is a fukufuku fic where it goes through how overtime, fukuzawa in fukuchi's eyes is more like a wolf than a human being. it's his way of making it hurt less when he has to hurt him. i cant remember any others, but i hope there will be more unpopular opinion: can the fandom not hate on him so much lmao i dont mind seeing people dislike him that's valid but like. give him a chance i swear. he also can be trusted with children favorite relationship: him and fukuzawa's (romantically or platonically idrc). holy shit. holy shit. holy shi- also bonus shoutout to him and ranpo's!! it is not shown a lot but augh. of course i love his relationship with the hunting dogs too but fukufuku sits at the top favorite headcanon: hm. i can't think of any rn tetchou suehiro
first impression: AUTISTIC impression now: AUTISTIC favorite moment: them and kenji's fight >>>>> idea for a story: they are a samurai and they meet jouno along the way. they stay with fukuchi after having a rough run-in with an innkeeper and some people who are after them. they smell like blossoms unpopular opinion: i wish people wrote them beating up people more they're literally one of the strongest characters (physically specifically) of bsd favorite relationship: them and jouno's is peak favorite headcanon: asexual and nonbinary tetchou for the win. my most favorite one of all time though is them being half-taiwanese :] akiko yosano (surprise???)
first impression: please be well written. impression now: she is so cool!! i wish she had more screentime but oh my god she is so cool <33333 she is fun in the manga and i love her so much favorite moment: her backstory i wanna say. we don't get too much content of her but damn her backstory hits hard. it adds so much to her character and i love her a lot idea for a story: she and fukuzawa go shopping together. i think she also deserves some fics w fukuzawa. they have a fun time !! unpopular opinion: not a fan of kousano favorite relationship: her and ranpo's. siblings your honor, absolute siblings, ALSO THAT ONE SCENE IN HER BACKSTORY WHERE HE KNEELS DOWN TO HER AND SHES CRYING AND SJJSDHHFBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA favorite headcanon: aro/ace yosano is cool. very cool. aro/ace yosano.? holds her out to you. Consider
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