Alfred: Miss Stephanie, what’s all over your arms?
Stephanie: Oh, my bruises? I can explain all of those.
Stephanie, pointing: Sparring practice, fight with a hammock, slept on an Oreo.
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Tony, cutting a hole in a watermelon and filling it with vodka: [sighs]
Clint: Why are you defiling a watermelon?
Tony: Because they don’t sell them like this.
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Steve: I think I know what would cheer you up: a little gossip.
Robin: I hate gossip.
Robin: ...Who's it about?
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Natasha: Peter, what’s all over your arms?
Peter: Oh, my bruises? I can explain all of those.
Peter, pointing: Fight with Doc Ock, fight with a hammock, slept on an Oreo.
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Harry: I love our new house.
Draco: I love our ceiling fan in our new room in our new house. If I wasn't married to you, I'd marry that ceiling fan.
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Thor: I think I know what would cheer you up. A little gossip.
Loki: I hate gossip.
Loki: ... who’s it about?
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Maverick: Why are you suddenly interested in going to a Drag Brunch?
Iceman: Why wouldn't I be? I like brunch, you like not doing things in the conventional way, it seemed like something we could both enjoy.
Maverick: I don't know, I guess I just never thought you were that kind of gay.
Iceman: Excuse me? You're not exactly grand marshal of the pride parade yourself.
Maverick: Hey! I am pretty gay. In fact, I have a husband.
Iceman: I have a husband, too. And frankly, I would say I'm gayer than you.
Maverick: How are you gayer than I am?
Iceman: I wear a man purse!
Maverick: That's not gay. That's hideous. And if you were as gay as I am you'd know that!
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Colin: You know what they say about drinking alone…
Benedict: That there’s twice as much to drink?
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Hvitserk: You love not being nice to people.
Ivar: I don’t love it. I’m just really good at it.
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Lucifer Morningstar: I think I know what would cheer you up: a little gossip.
Lilith Morningstar: I hate gossip.
Lilith Morningstar: ...Who's it about?
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Sera: you actually make a good argument.
Adam: I do some of my best work when I bullshit.
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Hermione: What's wrong?
Ron: It's a little thing, but would you not put my wand in your bra for safe keeping?
Hermione: Sure...as soon as you stop breaking them.
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Gwen: Heather and Leshawna? I don’t see it.
Gwen: …Oh god, now I see it. I can’t stop seeing it.
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Vanessa, cutting a hole in a watermelon and filling it with vodka: [sighs]
Charmy: Why are you defiling my watermelon?
Vanessa: Because they don’t sell them like this.
Finral: Isn’t it a little early for that watermelon to be drunk? I’m talking about you, 'Nessa. You’re the watermelon.
Vanessa: I’m not having it now, it has to marinate. I’m cooking!
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Natasha, cutting a hole in a watermelon and filling it with vodka: [sighs]
Peter: Why are you defiling a watermelon?
Natasha: Because they don’t sell them like this.
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Roman: What do you like in bed?
Janus: Privacy.
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