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percheduphere · 4 months

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God, you know ... I've been thinking about this for months, but the more it sits in my brain, the more hilarious it becomes.

The whole Odinson/daughter family would absolutely HATE Succession. Like, if Mobius or Tony Stark felt like being an absolute dick, this would be the show they'd put on when any one of them is around. I mean ...

Logan Roy = Abusive, narcissistic father who pits his kids against one another to inherit his corporate Dynasty.

Kendall Roy = The narcissistic golden boy. Dad's "favorite". Shit to his younger siblings and entitled as fuck. Thinks Roystar will be his.

Roman Roy = Oh, boy, here he is. My favorite slime puppy. The runt of the litter. Dad's favorite to abuse. Uses humor and assholery to hide Pain(TM). Actually, the smartest of the bunch and closest to "the favorite".

Shiv Roy = Only girl in the fam battling against the absolute misogynistic sausage fest of her siblings; ruthless and sharp but not that sharp; destroys everything for everyone but herself.

Connor Roy = Baldur

... just.

Look at them. Look at them and tell me this isn't the dysfunctional Asgardian family in a nutshell. Succession is a satire on American capitalism and a Shakespearean familial tragedy. It makes sense.

#loki #thor #hela #odin #mobius #loki series #random loki thoughts #succession #literary archetypes #literary tropes

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nerdby · 1 month

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Just imagining what it would be like dating Loki and living with him, and like trying to get him to do chores. Just like imagine if it were raining outside, and so you haven't left the house in almost a week. At first it was kinda nice because you'd sit in Loki's lap while he's stretched out on the couch, braiding your hair while you're watching movies or listening to music or reading.

Loki is kinda lazy because he grew up being pampered by servants and his mother on Asgard, but he loves a clean home and being surrounded by nice things. He doesn't love doing chores, though. You guys would be lazy together for those first few days. Then the dishes would pile up, the plants would need watering, and the mailbox would be full of unpaid bills.

Since Loki is clueless about how bills work you would go to your desk by the window, grab your laptop, and the little pink spray bottle for the plants. "Get the plants, please," you'd say.

Loki would roll his eyes and probably over water the plants, but then magic them back to perfect health later -- you'd never need to know. Then he would start on the dishes, and you'd be on the phone arguing with the bank or insurance company. Then he throw himself down on the couch and look at you accusingly because for some reason you always insisted on balancing the bank account by hand and it always took forever.

"Y/N." He would say quietly and impatiently you while you chewed on your pen.

"Not now," you'd say, waving him off. "I'm almost done."

And Loki would flick his wrist, sending the pen flying from your hand.

"Loki!"

"Y/N!"

"What if the app is wrong?" You'd ask. "What if the account overdrafts and I have to pay a fee?"

Loki would round the desk. Then he'd reach over your shoulder and close the laptop with a click. "Then I'll get you more money to pay it off with."

"You wouldn't do anything illegal, though?" You'd ask uncertainly because it'd obviously be hard to tell if Silvertongue was lying.

"I make no promises," he'd smirk down at you. Then he'd pick you up, throw you over his shoulder like a ragdoll, and bring you back to the couch with him.

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bitchliteraria1906 · 2 months

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Random thought:

Loki and Mobius find a hurt stray cat. It's agressive, bites, doesn't trust anyone, etc. But Mobius insists on taking it in, and Loki gives in.

None of them has ever had an actual pet before, but they try. They let the cat hide when they get home and don't pressure it to come out. They get food and water and leave it close by.

Mobius is the one who gets the cat's trust first though, and it's actually kind of sudden? One day Loki gets home and the little hairball is just curled up in Mobius's lap.

He's actually kind of impressed.

"What did you do?"

"Nothing specific. I guess the poor thing just needed to feel safe."

"This 'poor thing' has bitten and scratched both of us several times."

"Scared animals do that, Loki. Not very different from people."

A small moment of silence, and suddenly Mobius is smirking, and Loki knows exactly where this is going.

"You know, now that I think about it..."

"Don't."

"I guess I just have experience with hurt and scared little things who act like they're angry when they just need care."

"Don't you dare compare me to this creature."

"I wasn't going to, but hey, you said it."

"I hate you."

#loki #loki tv show #mobius #mobius m mobius #mobius mcu #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #lokius #random thoughts #i mean come on #mobius would #he just would #i just know he calls Loki kitten behind closed doors #i just know he does #headcanon #kind of #more like an alternative universe scenario #i might write this

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tired0artist · 7 months

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What if Mobius, on the sacred timeline, dies in the attack on New York in 2012? And he created a branch by somehow surviving?

Like imagine he’s working for a firm that sells jet skis. That’s how he knows so much about them, cause he works in marketing and he has a whole speech prepared to interest the buyer.

He’s in New York cause he’s meeting a potential client or partner or something. He’s there for work and then shit hits the fan.

On the sacred timeline, Mobius dies covered in rubble, trying to dig himself out.

On the branched timeline he somehow managed to drag himself from under the rubble only to get arrested by the TVA just for SURVIVING.

That would be sick. And angsty. That’s why it’s my new fav Mobius headcanon lmao.

And of course Loki would feel sick to know that he’s the reason why Mobius dies over and over again on the sacred timeline.

#mcu #lokius #mobius #mobius m mobius #mobius mcu #mobius my beloved #mobius headcanon #loki #loki x mobius #lokius headcanon #loki series #loki headcanons #just some random thoughts #kinda sad #but oh well #there’s no flavour without angst #angst

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wishglow · 9 months

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*me at 3 a.m. reading about the same people falling in love for the 1000th time but slightly different every time instead of sleeping*

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lokisgoodgirl · 1 year

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Heyyaaa.. I got this random idea where Loki keeps visiting you, an Asgardian healer to tend to his wound (even the minor ones) just so he can flirt with you and you were just too oblivious to notice

That's so cute 😂😂

The Papercut

"It stings." Loki huffed, making the corners of your mouth twitch. You pressed the compress tighter around his finger.

The smell of cloves and mint wafted upwards from the cloth.

"And how did you aquire this particular battle wound, Prince Loki?" you smiled, the teasing in your tone not going unnoticed as the god raised his eyebrow.

"Asgardian parchment is not to be taken in jest" he murmured, watching the movement of your hands. "It always waits to strike until one is deeply engrossed in its contents. A most cunning foe..."

Your smile grew, closed lips pressing wider on your cheeks. His eyes fluttered up to meet yours, dark glossy lashes catching the beam of light streaming through the window. Dust swirled within it.

"You must be more careful, my Prince." you said, quietly.

"Oh, I have no intention of that." he said, quieter still.

❤️

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#loki fluff #loki drabble #random thoughts #loki laufeyson

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cleabellanov · 5 months

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Remember when, at the very beginning of season 2, a lot of us had this theory in mind? About how Mobius decided to help, sort of rescue Loki in season 1 because he knew them before the memory erasure at the TVA?

Funny how that turned out to be true. Because he did know Loki. It's a nice circle, where they know each other for an undetermined while, then one of them doesn't.

#marvel #random thoughts #random post i know #a friendly reminder #remember when #no but for real #never ever could my Lokius heart believe this would be an actual scene in the series #mcu loki #loki #lokius #mcu #loki and mobius #mobius #don?#original timeline #variants #seadoo #jetski

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super-marvel-dc · 2 years

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Loki, watching someone run from the police with a huge bag of candy: Look at that idiot.

Thor: Uh... Loki, isn't that Y-

Loki, realizes it's Y/N: Oh my- THAT'S MY IDIOT!

Y/N: *Runs past Loki* hi honey!

Police: Get back here!

Y/N, still running in the distance: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!

#my random 6 am thought #loki laufeyson x reader #loki laufeyson x y/n #loki laufeyson x you #loki laufeyson #loki x reader #thor odinson #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #marvel #mcu

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wanderingmind867 · 12 days

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Shezmu, the lord of blood, wine and perfume. Such a strange minor figure. I must say: when Rick Riordan inserts comedy into his books, he does it very well. And since fantasy and comedy are like my two favorite genres, that makes his stuff quite easy to read.

Also, set is a great villian. Set truly is chaotic, but in all the right fun ways. But honestly: Rick Riordan always writes pretty fun villians. Like Loki in the Magnus Chase books, or Setne in the final Kane Chronicles book. He's just great at creating silly villians sometimes, and I like that.

#the kane chronicles #tkc #rick riordan #riordanverse #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #mcatgoa #pjo #pjo hoo toa #loki #set #setne #my thoughts #random thoughts #he really can be good with comedy #and i like that

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sigyn-foxyposts · 1 month

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Fun fact! Sometimes I feel like Sigyn in a universe where Freyja was her mother. Why? Because my mom dislikes my partner and their behavior (it's not even bad) worried how it's going to affect our future 😭

Sparrow you're basically like Loki, silly ADHD creature-

#random thoughts #shitpost #i think im coping-#is this a vent?#because i wrote this to be funny #sigyn #loki #freya

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nerdby · 1 month

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Everyone loves to talk about that time Loki turned Thor into a frog, but no one stops to ask themselves

Did Thor deserve to be turned into a frog? Or did Thor deserve to be stabbed when Loki was pretending to be a snake?

Cause pre-Jane Thor was kind of a huge dick.

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dreamer-oriented-express-1 · 1 month

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Should I post smut fanfics???🤔

It can be on ANY kind of character! It's not that I'm against smut I just have to be in the mood for it...I can write smut REALLY well...I be reading other people's smut fics as well...but again, I have to be in the mood for it...

Here are some characters I'm willing to write smut for:

Cal Kestis

Silco

Dagan Gera

Feyd Rautha

Loki

Just give me the signal! I'll be ready! 😆

#random post #random thoughts #smut writing #favorite characters #cal kestis #star wars jedi survivor #silco #arcane #dagan gera #jedi survivor #feyd rautha #dune part 2 #loki #marvel #i have too many thoughts #lmaooo 😂😂😂

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vbecker10 · 2 years

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Y/N: Loki, can I see your phone for a second?

Loki: Of course (holds out his hand and his phone appears from seemingly thin air)

Y/N: Where the hell do you keep it?

Loki: A pocket dimension (shrugs as if it was an obvious answer)

Y/N: Are you serious?

Loki: Yes... why?

Y/N: I can't even get pants with pockets and you have a whole freaking pocket dimension!?

#tom hiddleston #hiddlestoners #loki #tom hiddleston characters #twhiddleston #loki laufeyson #hiddlesarmy #loki x reader #loki odinson #loki x y/n #random thoughts #just being weird #mcu loki #loki pocket dimension

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jollyjolly · 3 months

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WHY DID NOBODY TOLD ME THIS STUPID THEORY ABOUT LOKI S2 THAT JUST CAME TO ME?!

(maybe someone did have the same idea, but somehow I haven't read anyone saying this?)

Let me try to put this in the most coherent way I'm capable at the moment.

It's literally 3:30 am. I'm grieving my old family pet. I can't sleep. My room feels like I'm slowly being roasted like a chicken on a spit...

So, I was trying to sleep when, OUT OF NOWHERE, I started thinking about Loki. Specifically, about that blonde McDonald's cashier. I was like, that kid was so sweet he reminds me of... MOBIUS... *🤯*

And here is the train of thoughts that followed that: That kid IS Mobius (did they ever mention the kid's name?) Sylvie went to make her life on one random timeline and unknowingly met the younger version of Mobius. Some time passed. They got to know each other, they fell in love, they got married and had two kids, at some point Sylvie got tired of that life and went away looking for another adventure... (another city? Another timeline? That's not that fitting to her? but maybe the divorce was a mutual agreement?) Mobius raised the kids as good as he could, and then later, he met another version of Loki (our TVA Loki) and he felt attracted to him, threatened him with a wrench blah, blah *SPAGHETTIFICATION*...

I'm writing this as fast as I can... I'm not thinking straight, forgive me.

I'm going to try to sleep now, but this thing is rattling around my brain and when I wake up I will revise this. I have to rewatch those episodes to backup or destroy these ideas.

What I can't remember, and it's basically the thing that initiated all this, is what's the blonde cashier's name. Maybe that was Mobius' name at some point in that timeline (And then, later in that same reality he changed it to Don??? It doesn't make sense???)

Another thing, did Sylvie ever met Don? *🤦🤷* (I'm questioning my abilities to recall info rn. I really need to rewatch Loki s2, as painful as that it.)

Anyways, that was the stupid theory, and even if it not a good one I kind of like it... Imagine Mobius falling in love with a Loki, not once, but twice in the same timeline and none of them not knowing it. Wouldn't it be so funny, and tragic? 😎🥺😭😔😌

Did someone already write a fic with a similar plot?

If so, please let me know 🥺 I'll read it 💓🌼

(I just know all this will sound silly when I regain consciousness)

#mcu loki #loki season 2 #loki series #lokius #Mobiusmmobius #Mobius loki #Deadpool3 #Marvel #Mcu #random thoughts #fic reader #fics recs #tva loki #I'm starting to treat tumblr like a diary just like god intented #deadpool

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iamnmbr3 · 9 months

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the moment when you realize an ai would've written a better larry show than mike waldron bc an ai would've been trained on previous loki content and thus, unlike mike, would've actually watched the films

#still not over the interview where he didn't even know that loki killed laufey even tho it was a pivotal character moment for him #or how neither he nor kate seem to get that the sylki romance could be read as selfcest or incest bc they thought it was just like #miles/gwen bc they didn't realize “loki” is a name not a title #so sylki isn't like miles/an alternate spider person. it's like miles/an alternate miles.#originally posted this in the discord but im salty so its today its going here too #I genuinely think Mike Waldron is the worst writer I have ever come across. his lack of talent is truly staggering.#Not that the others like Eric Martin are much better #still wild to me that he basically copy pasted his abominable og script and changed a few names and no one cared #or that he could get away with openly messing up basic facts about the character in interviews and showing he never even watched the movies #(The point of this post is to show how abysmally poor the quality of the Larry show was. not to advocate for ai writing)#the point is. mike couldn't even clear that very low bar. the answer is not ai. the answer was hiring actually competent writers #and not making the show with the express intent to undermine loki. bc the show wasn't just bad. it was actively malicious #loki show #loki tv series #loki season 2 #loki tv #loki series #loki tv show #random musings

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stupidrant · 4 months

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another random thought from me 🤣 I remember from the 2018 game when Atreus and Kratos had to row into Jörmungandr’s mouth to look for Mimir’s eye, and since Jörmie is Atreus’ son, it’s like the equivalent to a dad getting a random Lego out of his child’s mouth LOOOOL “let’s not eat legos please” energy 😭

- 🥀 anon (I’ll hide behind this for now 🫣)

LOLL i always thought it was funny how jormie met and watched his own father grow up when he was a child and then saying “daddy its me!” And atreus is like who tf are you until ragnarok😂

#This blog is filled with random thoughts dw 😉#and anon whoever u are i love you #I love all the anons that send me asks #even for anyone who gets off anon i love you too #Everyones shy including myself dont worry 😭#jormungandr #atreus #god of war #god of war ragnarok #loki #Asks

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