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#kamala khan incorrect quotes
incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months
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Carol: Listen kid—
Kamala: Call me Kamala.
Carol: I’d rather not. If I named you I could get attached.
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me-uglypretty · 4 months
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Valkyrie: Are they always like this?
[Kamala, America, Kate & Yelena staring intensely]
Carol: No, actually, yes, but they’re really excited to meet you—
Kamala: OHH CAROL HAS A GIRLFRIEND!
Kamala, whispering: And she’s gonna be our other mom.
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skylarinfinity · 11 months
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kamala: i wish i could understand why you have so much violence and contempt in your heart.
m/n: [blankly] i work in a supermarket.
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tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket
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firegal19 · 1 year
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Kamala: Hi, I’m Kamala.
Y/n: Hi Kamala. I’m Y/n. I’ll show you around
Wanda: Hey Y/n
Y/n: Kamala, this is my best friend Wanda Maximoff. She is a pain in my ass. I get telekinesis, she must get telekinesis. I join the avengers, she must join the avengers. I have a boyfriend, she cannot afford.
Y/n: Great success!
Wanda: Y/n: start running.
Y/n: Shit. Bye Kamala! *runs out of there with Wanda on her tail*
Bucky: Hey newbie. Have you seen Y/n?
Kamala: She ran out after she said something about Wanda not having a boyfriend. Are you Y/n’s boyfriend?
Bucky: Yes, yes I am.
Kamala: Cool. I’m Kamala.
Bucky: I’m Bucky.
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Agent Deever: What’s your name?
Kamran, whispering to Bruno: Can I tell her my real name?
Bruno: No!
Kamran: I’m… Bruno.
Bruno, whispering to themselves: The ONE TIME they get my name right…
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Yelena: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Kate: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
America: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Kamala: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Yelena: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
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realityuniverse · 1 year
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Beautiful
America: How is the most beautiful woman in the world?
Kamala: *blushing* I—
Riri, butting into the conversation: Shuri is perfect, thanks for asking.
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daisy-mooon · 5 months
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Kamala: I'm getting another sibling!
Carol: Congratulations! Do you know what-
Muneeba Khan: *slams adoption papers on the table* The sibling is you. Sign right here.
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caitlynskitten · 3 months
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Yelena: Can I use your laptop?
Kamala: Oh sure! Let me just exit out some of these tabs.
Kate: You seem to read a lot of fanfics
Yelena: You seem to write a lot of fanfics.
Kamala: Oh my god this is embarrassing, I’m sorry.
Yelena: Hang on wait I saw my name in there!
Kate: Mine too! Did you write these?
Kamala: *throws laptop out the window*
Kamala: Oh would you look at that? I need to get a new laptop.
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incorrect-multiverse · 5 months
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Carol: While I’m gone, Kamala, you’re in charge.
Kamala: Yes!!
Carol, whispering: Monica, you’re secretly in charge.
Monica: Obviously.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 16 days
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Kamala: Wait a minute! We don’t go TOWARDS the weird scary sound!
America: Yeah, we do. We always do.
Kamala: I really hate that about us.
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me-uglypretty · 5 months
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Enemy: And who are you?
Kamala: She’s Captain Marvel slash Carol Danvers, and sometimes…she’s a Princess.
Carol: [Sighs loudly]
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skylarinfinity · 11 months
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kamala: [upset over her first ever breakup] i hate this stupid feeling so much.
m/n: [pull kamala into hug] kamala, i promise you that time will heal your broken heart slowly and i will be there for every step of it.
m/n: [pull away from kamala and picking up a crowbar] but not that bitch’s legs!
tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket
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kamala: i made you a friendship bracelet! carol, monica, and i have matching ones and i made goose a matching collar too
fury: you know, i don't really wear jewelry...
kamala: oh ok well you don't have to-
fury: back the fuck off this is mine im wearing it
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