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[me-uglypretty]

Valkyrie: Are they always like this?

[Kamala, America, Kate & Yelena staring intensely]

Carol: No, actually, yes, but they’re really excited to meet you—

Kamala: OHH CAROL HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

Kamala, whispering: And she’s gonna be our other mom.

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[castielinpastel]

kamala : hold on! i’m having one of those things… a headache with pictures…

kamran : what?

bruno, sighing : she’s having an idea.

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[incorrectquotesandmadness]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Carol: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Sam: ...I did. I broke it. Carol: No. No you didn't. Yelena? Yelena: Don't look at me. Look at Kate. Kate: What?! I didn't break it. Yelena: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Kate: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Yelena: Suspicious. Kate: No, it's not! Peter: If it matters, probably not, but Kamala was the last one to use it. Kamala: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Peter: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Kamala: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Peter! Sam: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Carol. Carol: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Peter: Carol... Yelena's been awfully quiet. Yelena: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Carol, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Carol: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Carol: Carol: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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[slightlycomicobsessed]

Agent Deever: What’s your name?

Kamran, whispering to Bruno: Can I tell her my real name?

Bruno: No!

Kamran: I’m… Bruno.

Bruno, whispering to themselves: The ONE TIME they get my name right…

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[mykinkyyandere]

Kareem: I love you since the first day I saw you.

Kamala: You're annoying, but I love you too.

Kareem & Kamala: 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

⠀

Kamran: 👀...

Bruno: 🙄

Kamran: So... 💫Br U No💫

Bruno:

Bruno: MY NAME'S FUCKING BRIAN AND I FUCKING LIED TO YOU.

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[daisy-mooon]

Kamala: I'm getting another sibling!

Carol: Congratulations! Do you know what-

Muneeba Khan: *slams adoption papers on the table* The sibling is you. Sign right here.

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[caitlynskitten]

Yelena: Can I use your laptop?

Kamala: Oh sure! Let me just exit out some of these tabs.

Kate: You seem to read a lot of fanfics

Yelena: You seem to write a lot of fanfics.

Kamala: Oh my god this is embarrassing, I’m sorry.

Yelena: Hang on wait I saw my name in there!

Kate: Mine too! Did you write these?

Kamala: *throws laptop out the window*

Kamala: Oh would you look at that? I need to get a new laptop.

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[incorrect-multiverse]

Carol: While I’m gone, Kamala, you’re in charge.

Kamala: Yes!!

Carol, whispering: Monica, you’re secretly in charge.

Monica: Obviously.

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[theydidntactuallysaythis]

kamala: i made you a friendship bracelet! carol, monica, and i have matching ones and i made goose a matching collar too

fury: you know, i don't really wear jewelry...

kamala: oh ok well you don't have to-

fury: back the fuck off this is mine im wearing it

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[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Carol(to the Young Avengers): Alright, listen up, you little shits!

Carol: - Not you, Kamala. You’re an angel, and we’re glad you’re here.

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[me-uglypretty]

Kamala: So like what? You both are dating?

Valkyrie:

Carol: Kamala.

Kamala: Just admit it! I’m strong enough to accept that I am being replaced!

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Carol: Listen kid—

Kamala: Call me Kamala.

Carol: I’d rather not. If I named you I could get attached.

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[incorrectquotesandmadness]

Kamala: Kate told me I was found in a KFC bucket next to a dumpster and I was rescued. Carol: You probably were. Kamala: Oh crap, maybe that's the reason why. Maybe my lackluster feelings towards their fried chicken is because subconsciously I'm reliving the trauma whenever I see their trademark bucket. My brain and cognitive dissonance won't let me completely lie to myself and say I hate their food, because fried chicken is great and I want some now, instead it just steers me away. Thank you for helping to guide me towards this epiphany, perhaps now the healing can begin.

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[slightlycomicobsessed]

Kamala: Bruno likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

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[marvel-my-most-beloved]

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[floilee]

Not every fic is fic

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