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me-uglypretty · 5 months

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Y/n: If Carol isn't a lesbian then explain this!

Fury: That's a picture of Carol and Goose.

Y/n: No, that's a picture of a lesbian and her cat.

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checkingoutforheroes · 2 years

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Not my girlfriend.

Wanda: Y/n is NOT my girlfriend.

Y/n: I am not her girlfriend. Why would-

Wanda: Yeah. Why would they urghh..

Also Wanda: Let's go baby.

Y/n: Yeah, let's go.

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super-marvel-dc · 3 months

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Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Bucky, Wade, and Y/N: Ok.

Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Bucky: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Y/N: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Wade: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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romanoffshouse · 5 months

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Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.

Steve: You have Bucky?

Kidnapper: Yeah

Steve: Good luck with that.

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daisy-mooon · 5 months

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Kamala: I'm getting another sibling!

Carol: Congratulations! Do you know what-

Muneeba Khan: *slams adoption papers on the table* The sibling is you. Sign right here.

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incorrect-marvel-because-why-not · 2 months

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Bucky: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Steve: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Bucky: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 15 days

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Steve, coming out of the closet: I don’t like… women.

Tony, mouth agape:

Thor: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!

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gfmaximoff · 8 months

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Y/N: *tapping fingers on table*

Natasha: *taps fingers back furiously*

Wanda: …What’s going on?

Steve: Morse code. They’re talking.

Natasha: -. --- / ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -

Y/N: *slams hands on the table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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incorrectmarvelquote · 8 months

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Peter: [showing off his stuffed animals]

Peter: This is Todd, he ate his parents

Tony: What?

Peter: This is Gustavo, he’s usually okay but every so often he just cries until he throws up

Tony: Kid-

Peter: These are the twins: Free Willy and Free Britney

Tony: Pete-

Peter: And this is Greg, he hates everyone but if he likes you you can keep him

Tony: Does he like me?

Peter: No

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incorrectmarvelquotesss · 4 months

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Steve: Does Bucky make your heart beat faster?

Y/N: I don’t know, man. I have anxiety, everything makes my heart beat faster.

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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months

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Wanda: you know I can move things with my mind right?

Y/N: that’s not the only thing you can-

Wanda: detka!

Y/N: sorry. I’m a slave to your fingers

Wanda: I’ll show you my fingers later (winks)

Steve: can we focus on the mission?

Natasha: let them be, Rogers

For @lifespectator

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me-uglypretty · 5 months

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Y/n: Valkyrie said we got princess at home.

Carol: Stop saying that!

Valkyrie: Okay, pretty princess.

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steveybucky · 2 months

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Wow that’s too bad what happened to the 107th…. Wait, did you say the 107th?? As in Sergeant James Barnes of the 107th?? And nobody has gone looking for him????? Well shit, I guess I’m walking to Austria to march into a heavily fortified military base across enemy lines alone with nothing but a couple of theater props because of the slightest possibility he’s still alive. Oh, he’s alive. I can feel it in my soul. What? Oh no, we’re just friends :)

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super-marvel-dc · 12 days

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Bucky: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Y/N: It was Sam.

Steve: It was Sam.

Natasha: Sam broke it.

Sam:

Sam: ...yOU PROMISED-

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romanoffshouse · 13 days

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[Steve and Sam texting]

Steve: Bucky is in court right now. :(

Sam: And I broke my leg. Why is he in court?

Steve: Bucky hit someone with his car by accident but I don't know who.

How did you break your leg?

Sam: Someone hit me with their car.

Steve: Oh

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rxmqnova · 3 months

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*Avengers meeting*

Tony: Y/N is late again.

Steve: How did this happen? I called her at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Clint: I printed up a fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Natasha: I set her clock to say PM when it's really AM.

Wanda: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

*Y/N bursts through the door*

Y/N: WHAT TIME IS IT?

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