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#captain marvel incorrect quotes
headcanonthings · 4 hours ago
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Sam: HELP! I TOLD STEVE I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Bucky, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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caroldanverslefttiddy · 9 hours ago
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does anyone know where i can find that one picture of short hair captain marvel in the comics wearing her ceremonial uniform?? please
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just-another-wanda-fan6 · 11 hours ago
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Steve: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
y/n: To the city?
Steve: Yeah, no matter what!
Sam: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Steve: I... I don't know!
Bucky: Oh come off it, be serious!
Steve: I am serious!
Bucky: You're insane!
Natasha: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
Steve: What???
Natasha: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Bucky, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!
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avenger3000 · 12 hours ago
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Tony: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!
Steve: Language!
Tony: What else am I supposed to say!? "Woe is I"??
Steve:
Tony: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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immortaltricksters · 23 hours ago
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Jack; “I can never tell whether you’re insulting me or flirting with me.”
Loki; “If it makes you feel better neither can I.”
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Female.
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Natasha: Hi, I'm Natasha Romanoff, female spy.
Wanda: Hi, I'm Wanda. Female witch.
Carol: I'm Carol Danvers. Female captain.
Maria: Maria Hill. Female deputy director.
Y/n: Hi, I'm Y/f/n Y/l/n.
Also Y/n: A Female :)
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Zemo: Goodnight moon. Zemo: Goodnight tree. Zemo: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
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Steve: You know those things will kill you, right?
y/n, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Bucky, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Sam: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Steve: What time is it?
y/n: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
y/n: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Bucky: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
y/n: It’s 2 am
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Peter: is it ok if I swear?
Tony wanting to see what will happen: yeah kid go ahead
Peter: ….f
Steve: yeah? go on
Peter: sorry I’m nervous
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Bucky: I love it when you get sentimental
Steve: Aw~ I love it when…
Bucky:
Bucky: …What?
Steve: *shrugs* Nothing, I just love you
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hungry-and-soft · a day ago
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*at the dinner table*
Steve: yo, this shit bussin
Tony: ...
Peter with a big smile on his face: Big facts
Harley: It do be smackin tho
Morgan: I'm simping so hard for this spaghetti right now
Tony: The four of you are grounded..
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headcanonthings · a day ago
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Bucky: If I died how much would you miss me?
Steve: It‘s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.
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arcemo17 · a day ago
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Sam: Oh my God, why is so much of your hair missing?!
Bucky: I’m having an affair.
*later*
Sharon: He tried to give himself a haircut using sheep shears.
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Natasha: I'm so gay for Steve.
Natasha: By that I mean every time I see him, I get the slightest bit gayer to avoid ever being attracted to that piece of garbage.
Natasha: Screw you, Steve.
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