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skylarinfinity · 3 months

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[natasha going out with the girls]

wanda : so natasha, how are you and your new boyfriend?

natasha : well couple years ago i loss my ex at a party and found him making out with two woman-

carol : [scoffed] fucking arsehole.

natasha : but last night i lost male reader at tony party and find him eating a tacos while patting the animals at the corner of the living room.

maria : [chuckles] the upgrade!

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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kate : [staring at natasha while drinking her coffee] did every russian call people with their full name?

natasha : [looking up from her breakfast] what? of course not, what make you think that?

kate : it's yelena-

natasha : that's yelena, she... she just different-

[yelena and male reader walk into the kitchen side by side]

yelena and male reader : hello kate bishop, good morning!

[kate looking at natasha with raised eyebrow]

natasha : [sigh] listen here kate bishop- oh lord it's is russian thing...

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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[male reader private jet just landing on airport]

male reader : [see his teammates fighting eachother] i only gone for one month vacation, what the fuck is happening here?!

[team ironman and team cap both immediately stop fighting when they heard male reader voice]

tony : [point at steve] he start it! [steve sigh and shaking his head]

male reader : [ignoring tony than turn to look at natasha and wanda] who started this shit?

wanda : [suddenly find floor more interesting] i loss control of my power and government-

male reader : [raised an eyebrow] so government fault?

natasha : yeah, but this started because those two [point at tony and steve] refused to talk properly [shrugs]

male reader : than why you two decide to join them?

wanda : i just don't like tony [shrugged]

natasha : [shrugs] i prefer to life with tony black card.

male reader : [sigh] all of you go back to compound.

steve : male reader-

male reader : [give steve stern look] compound now!

tony : i don't want-

male reader : one, two-

[avengers immediately run into their vehicle]

male reader : [groan] this team useless without me.

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skylarinfinity · 4 months

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[male reader, tony and bruce try to have intelligent conversation]

tony : so in the conclusion is-

male reader : i just realized that getting girlfriend is like pre-ordering a milf.

bruce : i'm sorry, but what? please don't stop our research for irrelevant topic-

tony : no bruce, he talking fact here! [pointing at male reader]

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skylarinfinity · 4 months

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male reader : [standing in front of wanda] wanda you have attachment issues, please fix it.

wanda : [looking at male reader with confused but also hurt expression] what?

male reader : [putting files in front of wanda] your files have some attachments error, please fix it.

wanda : [blushing] oh- ok i will fix it...

[male reader nod and walk away]

clint : [snorting] you really thought he calling you out huh?

wanda : [pouting] shut up!

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skylarinfinity · 9 months

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[tony and steve fighting while other try to calming down the situation]

steve: [sigh] tony-

tony: [interrupted steve and keep jabbing steve shoulder with his fingertip] no you listen to me steve-

natasha: [pull steve away from tony] guys-

m/n: [stressed out] dad's can you guys calm the fuck down?!

[the room immediately silent]

tony: [look m/n with wide eyes] what did you say?

m/n: [look at tony with confused and scared] can you guys calm the fuck down?

steve: [smile softly at m/n] no, before that.

m/n: [get more confused] i don't say anything?

sam: [wiggle his eyebrows] m/n, you call cap and stark dad's.

[m/n face start turning red so he immediately left the room]

clint: [suddenly gasp] m/n going to be child of divorce!

tony: [shake his head firmly] no i'm not going to divorce steve, we can figure this out for m/n.

steve: [confused] but we never married-

tony: [glare at steve] shut up steve, we would work this out for m/n!

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skylarinfinity · 11 months

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Male reader being the dad of the team yet being younger than most (26)

[m/n walk into compound living room and see steve and tony bickering like usual]

m/n: [hit the back of steve and tony head using a paper] steve can you do something useful like finish the report? and tony go to your lab keep bruce company-

[tony and steve nods before doing their task]

m/n: [walking toward the couch and sighed] sam! can you put your wing where it supposed to be? do it now before i trash it out!

sam: [running down the stairs] okay! okay i'm sorry [take his wing to his hero suit closet]

m/n: [heard something in the vent] clint! come down now before i go up there and get you!

[clint immediately jump out the vent and look at m/n with fears]

m/n: [glare at clint before nod and walking towards dining table and take half full vodka bottle that been sitting in front of natasha, putting it back into the cabinet] okay, that enough of alcohol for you today- [natasha glare at m/n] oh don't you glare at me- [stop when to clear their throat]

m/n: [turn to see wanda and smile at her] i have meeting with fury but after that we going to buy you a new clothes and your basic needs- [realising] friday can you tell thor that his breakfast ready for him? and please remind bruce to take his medication! [walking away from the dining area]

wanda: [look natasha with confused] is he avengers leader? i thought steve or tony is the leader.

natasha: [sighed] no he actually the youngest and one of newest avengers member but he takes the avengers dad title...

thor: [walk in smiling and start eating breakfast] without young m/n, avengers would die starving and compound will full with trash-

[exploding can be heard by where their are and following with m/n shouting]

m/n: anthony stark!!!

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skylarinfinity · 4 months

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Y/n who loves peters ass and is constantly squeezing it

[peter noticing male reader keep picking on his own skin]

peter : [hold male reader hand] stop doing that, after this patrol we go buy you a fidget-

male reader : [move his hand to peter arse] or you can just let me squeeze this [squeeze peter arse]

peter : [whine] if you keep squeezing it, it's going to be sore!

male reader : you a spiderman, you going to be fine [chuckles]

peter : [pout] but- [see male reader give him puppy eyes and sigh] fine go ahead!

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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[four in the morning, team having breakfast before training]

male reader : [decided to interrupt his teammates peaceful morning] there no physical evidence to say that today is friday, we all just have to trust that someone has kept counting since the first one ever.

[team groaning after they heard what male reader just say]

peter : [sobbing] please stop, it's too early for this!

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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[avengers have bbq night]

male reader : [grilling the meats] clint, how do you like your steak?

clint : the same way my sex life been going [laughing thinking he so funny]

male reader : [deadpans] so very rare than?

clint : [stop laughing] what-

[team try so hard not to laugh at him]

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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natasha : [reminiscing her childhood] when i was small-

male reader : [snort] “was”

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skylarinfinity · 3 months

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kidnapper : [calling avengers] we have your children.

tony : [see morgan colouring her books] no, my child here and safe.

kidnapper : than who the fuck this six kids!?

steve : [sigh] can you describe them?

kidnapper : [groaning] well one of them keep asking us if she can watch sitcoms-

steve : [gasped and whisper] that's wanda-

kidnapper : than there's this boy who can't stop flirting to our coworkers and flexing his abs-

steve : and pietro.

kidnapper : one of them cursing us in russian because we refuse to get her mac and cheese with hot sauce-

natasha : [rubbing her face] fucking yelena.

kidnapper : there's this girl who wont stop crying because we accidentally snap one of her arrow-

clint : [nodding] that's kate.

kidnapper : and the last two boys our favourite because they just playing with lego that we provide.

thor : [gasped loudly] that's spiderboy and male reader!

tony : yup that's our children... but you guys don't have them, they have you- [seeing natasha running towards the jet] oh and the mama spider on her way.

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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[male reader trying to summon cthulhu]

cthulhu : [appear from the bottom of the sea] who's the foolish one dare to summon me from my deep rest?! [looking down at male reader] ah a young mage what knowledge do seek from me?

male reader : [waving at cthulhu] hi... so um i this girl from my team her name is wanda, but i not sure how to ask her out.

cthulhu : [putting bow on his head and a blush on his cheeks] okay, so pretend that you talking her right now-

[avengers arrived and ready to fight cthulhu]

wanda : [run towards male reader and pull him into a hug] male reader, why are you here alone?!

cthulhu : [looking at blushing male reader and mouth] is this her? [male reader nods, clearing his throat] ah that young mage so strong [faking cough] who ever in relationship with him would be the luckiest person ever! [slowly sinking back to the deep ocean]

[silent]

tony : what the fuck just happened?

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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male reader : [talking to clint] you know, natasha is like a moon to me.

clint : oh that's good-

male reader : she slowly getting away from me.

clint : okay that's bad-

male reader : but it's will take her five billion years to really leave me, she be dead by then.

clint : okay, wtf-

natasha : male reader, can you just tell people i have new mission normal way?! it's only for one night!

male reader : [pout] yeah, and i have to sleep ALONE for ONE NIGHT!

clint : [sigh] why... just why?

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skylarinfinity · 4 months

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pepper : [try to convince her son male reader to eating other food not just kfc] the chicken you're eat had a family.

male reader : [looking up to pepper] that's why i ordered the family bucket, no one gets left behind.

[pepper looking at her son with shocked]

tony : [wiping his non existent tears] i'm so proud of you, male reader [pointing male reader to other customers] that's my genius son!

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skylarinfinity · 6 months

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[natasha put blanket on top of drunk male reader]

male reader : [smiling at natasha] hey i know that i'm drunk, but one day you going to be my wife.

natasha : [smile softly at drunk male reader] male reader, we already married for six years love.

male reader : oh? [giggling] okay than can we cuddle? [open his arms for natasha]

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