Me writing a reverse thilbo fanfic looking through the hobbit family trees to find names for the company of Bilbo Baggins: I will not think too much about how many cousins of one family married cousins of another family making their family tree slightly shaped like a fucking circle, let's focus on why almost every guy here has a name that sound like a slang for dick
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Sam: Mr Frodo, are you ok? You look like you didn’t sleep much last night.
Frodo: I got a solid eight minutes so it’s not that bad.
Frodo: Not consecutively but it’s fine. You’re not even that blurry.
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Nooo ooooone
Wacks like Gamgee
No one smacks like Gamgee
Cracks a pan over your head like Gamgee
"I use taters in all of my culinary"
My what a guy
Gamgee
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Senshi Dunmeshi 🤝 Samwise LOTR
Cooking meals for loved ones
I recently started watching Dungeon Meshi and somehow came up with this crossover and I just had to draw it haha
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"Nice characters are boring" to YOU. I love characters who no matter what, will always have genuine love for humanity in their heart. Characters who dance and laugh and sing with sincerity. Characters who believe in others, and are willing to extend a helping hand to people when no one gave them the same luxury. Characters who have gone through so much but believe, no matter what, that humanity and life is something beautiful and worth protecting
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Sam: Why can't we just leave Elanor and Frodo at home with Pippin? They’re definitely old enough to be babysat—
Rosie: Because Pippin’s idea of babysitting them is “making sure they survive”.
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