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Let's talk about Boromir
He was deeply human. Not immortal like Legolas. Not immune to the allure of the ring like Gimli. He doesn't possess Gandalf's wisdom or the innocence of Merry and Pippin. He had a Sam-like loyalty in him, but he didn't grow up with a Frodo to be loyal to in his formative years, and so he learned to be loyal to himself. Nobody handed him a quest, a divine task to fulfill like Frodo. He didn't know the love of a good dad. His honor was never hailed like Aragorn's. If he displayed goodness and kindness in his childhood, it was never praised, only disparaged as a weakness. His father valued him, yes, but never as a person or a son, only as a trophy, a marker of success. He made real mistakes, succumbed to the draw of the ring.
Even so, he came to love and care for the hobbits with the kind of love he needed so deeply and never got from Denethor. He came to love Aragorn as a brother even though he would never be as widely beloved and his heroism never as widely known. He recognized his mistake, and he lamented it. And when the moment came at which it most counted, he sacrificed all of himself to protect the hobbits, to fulfill his duty and right his mistake, but most of all because he loved them. And they loved him too, enough to hurl themselves at the orcs even though they were hobbits of The Shire.
Boromir was defined not by his swipe for the ring's power, but by this love and heroism. And in his dying moments, Aragorn made sure that Boromir knew that his honor was as true as that of Aragorn himself.
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deadthingposting · 1 year
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Me writing a reverse thilbo fanfic looking through the hobbit family trees to find names for the company of Bilbo Baggins: I will not think too much about how many cousins of one family married cousins of another family making their family tree slightly shaped like a fucking circle, let's focus on why almost every guy here has a name that sound like a slang for dick
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arofili · 9 months
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lord of the rings ladies week day one | hobbits + fairy tales | mrs. took and her fairy wife | @lotrladiessource
It was often said (in other families) that long ago one of the Took ancestors must have taken a fairy wife.
—The Hobbit, “An Unexpected Journey”
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adtothebone · 3 months
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This tool showed up at Bismarck Antique Mall back in November. Can you guess what it was for?
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bumblingbriars · 6 months
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Ik this means with a bow and arrow but it’s so much funnier thinking about the Tooks with old timey shotguns. Like we did not invite you here BANG
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yo-hannia · 1 year
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Happy Valentine to those who celebrate. Those who don't celebrate, with happy Marguerite (just kidding)
On the occasion of the holiday, I think a picture with a story can be posted.
Reading through the Appendices to The Lord of the Rings, one discovers many amusing and interesting stories that hadn't been noticed before. One such story focuses on a local, Shire's, explanation of what's wrong with the Took family, why they're so fidgety and generally adventurous. Turns out it's about (as you might expect) bad blood! Although.... depends on the point of view.
There is an old anecdote in the old country of Tookland and Tuckborough, and in old family books, that before the hobbits lived in the Shire, when they were divided into three peoples, one of the Fallowhides (who lived near Mirkwood) got a 'faerie' wife (as the hobbits called the elves before). As with much of this legend, it's not clear if it was his own wish or if the faerie kidnapped him and bewitched him, but either way, the legend exists. From this marriage came the hobbits, who later became the familiar Shire Tooks.
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zmpl · 3 months
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If you don’t know your score, take the test here
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anyroads · 5 months
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Something so profoundly fucked up between the inverse ratio of shrinking middle class and ever increasing aggression of advertisement
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the-punforgiven · 7 months
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Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month
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The math just adds up!
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icaruspendragon · 4 months
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babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe
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caffeinatedopossum · 1 year
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Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with
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moregraceful · 3 months
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Bought my uncle a burger and milkshake in exchange for letting me disrupt the holiest day of the week, NFL Sunday Football, so I could install a Pi-hole and free the household of ads...the thing abt the specific boomers I live with is they told me not to trust people on the Internet but they do not understand the algorithm or online advertising and think that Facebook has their best interests at heart. And every time I have tried to explain to them that no, blorbo from my dashboard is not selling my kidneys on the dark web but Google from your capitalism is definitely selling your web searches to every advertising company on the planet, they think I am paranoid. How could their personal friend Mark Zuckerberg want anything bad to happen to them etc. I am fighting battles I did not know existed!!!
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cyanbeetle · 10 months
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Punks
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powdermelonkeg · 1 year
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If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?
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ink-the-artist · 9 months
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Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 
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