Make a story with...
First letter of character's first name: a setting
A: an abandoned warehouse
B: the shower drain
C: the local café
D: (weallliveina) YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE
E: a very slow elevator
F: on the wrong side of a trapdoor
G: a shipwreck
H: a cupboard just large enough to fit in
I: cookie factory
J: the White House
K: Elmo's basement
L: Midnight coffee race track
M: 'I'm calling the police!' and other bad catchphrases: the ultimate convenience store
N: underneath a table
O: in the middle of a football field
P: the roots of a tree
Q: in a pile of wool
R: a couch
S: the worst part of a shopping center
T: a comic book convention
U: the twelfth car show of the day
V: a rock concert
W: a swimming pool
X: a really good but very uncomfortable hiding place
Y: a bowling alley
Z: the wrong universe
First letter of character's middle name: someone or something there
A: a ghost
B: your character's relative's ex
C: a cursed envelope stamp
D: a very pushy repoerter
E: Not Jerry
F: an ex-axe-murderer-murderer
G: two cents and a piece of string
H: a politically active chair
I: an exposition of a dog
J: grandma's high school friend's ex-datefriend's 140 year old packet of chips
K: a key that seems overly happy when quoting Shakespeare
L: egg cartons on sale
M: a partridge in a pear treeeee
O: the aunts for towels protesting group
P: a dollar
Q: Miss Geometry
R: a very obvious bribe
S: a drunk barista
T: someone allergic to squid
U: a platter of cheeses
V: a jazz band
W: a sassy robot
X: a horse who's seen it all before, by the name of King Arthur
Y: a disabled fairy
Z: a siren who is fluent in sign language
First letter of character's last name: a line of dialogue to include
A: "I'm sorry, I'm going through a mid-afterlife crisis right now."
B: "Because it's not spaghetti."
C: "CAN YOU PLEASE --- TURN --- THE VOLUME --- DOOOOOWN?"
D: "This feels like a really good way to get me in jail."
E: "Can we be a normal crochet club for ONE day?"
F: "Of course I have terrible taste. My pyjamas are covered in red rubber duckies."
G: "Is that sarcasm? Wasn't that my job?"
H: "When did we lose the cornflakes?"
I: "Eyyyyy MACADAMIA!"
J: "Be quiet, weeb."
K: "Don't wake the dead, we've already gotten this far."
L: "I know why I'm here, but why is he here?"
M: "We're doing this because it's a terrible idea."
N: "If I hit this, there's a fifty percent chance it will work and a fifty percent chance that it will explode."
O: "My goldfish! Is this because I ate your hamburger?"
P: "Quantum physics... Pizza... 13 year old Nobel prize winners... What do they have in common?"
Q: "This worn-out slipper is your cat!"
R: "If it makes that noise, it's not a safe car."
S: "I've been searching for years... And it doesn't exist."
T: "BEEELIIIIEEEEVEEEEE IN MY SMARTNESS."
U: "You're... Not meant to know that."
V: "Boy scouts!"
X: "I can do it. I just don't want to."
Y: "Why can't it at least be Tuesday?"
Z: "Now is probably not the time to order a waffle."
I'd love to see what you come up with, if you care to share :3