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Dr. Chuckles McGigglestein
I am the centipede in the corner of your room. I am the moldy leftovers you forgot in the back of the fridge. I am the mismatched sock in your laundry pile. I am the raccoon ready to fight you in the Denny's parking lot. I am that feeling when your foot goes numb. I am your favorite delinquent and your one and only local kneecap dealer.
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genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back
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The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle
(Source: Cartoon Brew)
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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles
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Rough weather in the Mediterranean, by Henry Moore (1831-1895)
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once you’ve heard these 3 songs in a row your soul literally shifts...there’s no going back!
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Reading a book on sea monsters on ancient maps and I thought this was such a funny way to put it. They couldn’t even afford sea monsters :///
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i was so excited to see a hummingbird hawk-moth inside the garden centre today that i bothered a stranger about it.
lucky for me he was an entomologist and just as hyped! 🥹
(unlucky for me, i couldn't wow him with my sick moth knowledge.)
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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
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I never really understood "baptism by fire" until I looked at old letters burning, there's a purity in burning something dead
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