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#Frodo Baggins
hetaczechia · 5 hours ago
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Frodo: Sam’s away for a few days. So whilst he’s away, I’m gonna cut all the sleeves of my shirts.
Merry: Why?
Frodo: He's about 95% of my impulse control.
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hetaczechia · 5 hours ago
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Frodo: Save the bees!
Sam: Plant more trees!
Merry: Clean the seas!
Pippin: Shredded cheese!
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hetaczechia · 6 hours ago
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Aragorn: If you took a shot for every bad decision you’ve made, how drunk do you think you’d be?
Sam: Tipsy? Maybe?
Frodo: Drunk.
Merry: Wasted.
Pippin: Dead.
Merry&Pippin: *high-five*
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hetaczechia · 7 hours ago
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Frodo: Today is just such a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the birds are...
Merry: Sam texted you “have a good day”, didn’t he?
Frodo: With three heart emojis!!
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 18 hours ago
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Frodo: *hitting depression with a stick* Give me back my will to live
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celeste-clearwater-06 · 22 hours ago
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!!VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ!!
Hey everyone!! I know I've been gone for quite some time, as im taking a momentary break to deal with some personal at home stuff, and I really appreciate all of your patience and kindness with my time away!
I'm not sure how much longer I'll be gone, however, don't fret, because all of your requests are being worked on and edited as we speak! Just need some time to reevaluate and get back into the swing of things! Thank you all for your patience!! 💜💜
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frodoseyez · 22 hours ago
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“Where there’s a whip, there’s a way!” From the books and film LOTR, 1978. In this version, Frodo originally gets whipped for sport, by orcs in the Tower, before Sam saves him with Sting (I’m pretty sure) so I decided to do a lil sketch ;(
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Pippin: I have so many cavities.
Frodo: Apparently it’s hereditary.
Pippin: No, I think it’s from all the candy.
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feanarotherindion · a day ago
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Replace son of a bitch with:
A. Son of Morgoth
Pros:
No alliteration
Cons:
No alliteration
B. Son of Sauron
Pros:
Alliteration
Cons:
Alliteration
C. You fucking orc-shit
Pros:
Gender inclusive
Cons:
No cons
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Frodo: Next week has been exhausting.
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