#misquote

[glorfindelridesagain]

Bilbo: You have to apologise to Thranduil.

Thorin: Fine.

Thorin: Unfuck you, or whatever.

#Bagginshield #Bilbo #Bilbo Baggins #Baggins #Thorin #Thorin Oakenshield #Oakenshield #Dwarf #Dwarves #Hobbits #Hobbit #The Hobbit #Gay Thorin #Tolkien #JRR Tolkien #incorrect quotes #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect Tolkien quotes #misquote #misquotes

[abduloki]

Sums up their relationship. 😆

#one piece #roronoa zoro #mackenyu #sanji #taz skylar #live action anime #misquote

[omu-rais]

I'm pretty sure someone out there thought of the same thing as me.

*Luz trying to comfort Hunter after Hollow Mind*

Hunter: I c-can't believe I'm a g-grimwalker...

Hunter: I thought he was m-my uncle uhoohoo..

*Luz and the Gang busts in the throne room on the Day of Unity*

Belos: You!! How did you get past my security?! >:0

Luz: You let your guard down.

Got it from this photo

#toh hollow mind #toh season 2 #the owl house season two #the owl house hunter #the owl house luz #luz noceda #hunter wittebane #willow park #misquote #wrong quotes

[kopitori]

#kopitori #kemonomimi #miqo'te #misquote #ffxiv

[fortuositywritings]

Hospital Room

Y/N: hey

Nat: “hey”?? You were hit by a car, you fucking idiot. I was terrified. You don’t just get to say hey when you just.. fuck it. I love you!

Y/N: woah! Did you just say -

Nat: yeah , shut up. *kisses y/n*

Y/N: I love you. So are we together now? Officially?

Nat: okay you know what? It’s just I love you, okay? It’s not , um. You need to calm down, you know. I’m not like an entirely different person now, and you’re ruining a very cute moment so

#natasha romanoff imagine #natasha romanoff x reader #source: the flight attendant #misquote

[sweet-holowires]

No one asked for this, but I had to 😤

Low effort comic with "Our Flag Means Death" quote (only slight change cuz Jack would never say "bloke")

#borderlands #fanart #handsome jack #rhys strongfork #rhack #comic #ofmd #misquote

[supersecretyoungjusticeaccount]

On their way to their first Wayne family dinner as a throuple...

Roy: What do you even bring to a mansion that's full of bats and gnomes?

Jason: An escape plan.

Kori: *nodding sagely*

#mine #my post #jayroy #misquote #jason todd #roy harper #koriand'r #batfam #rhato #red hood and the outlaws #source: sofia the first #dont judge me

[princemannikin]

The Kingdom Of Snows

Frosta: Come on, have a snowball fight with us!

Catra: I don't know, I've never been in a snowball fight before.

Adora: Really?

Catra: I don't know even know the rules; is there like a points system or is it . . . . TO THE DEATH!??!?

#spop #She-Ra #She-Ra and The Princesses Of Power #Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs #Frosta #Catra #Adora #Flint Lockwood #Mermista #Entrapta #Perfuma #Spinnerella #Netossa #snowball fight #Kingdom of Snows #Shadow Weaver #Catradora #misquote #misquotes

[scoruspio]

Hannibal: “I gave you a rare gift, but you didn’t want it.”

Will: “Didn’t I?”

Hannibal: “‘Didn’t’ past tense. You don’t want it anymore.” *stabs*

#probably won’t heart #finds this funny #are my worst posts made at night #Hannibal #hannicantgrammar #hannigram #misquote #thing #I wanted the stabs to come right after cause it needs to be sudden #this actual quote though #eyes roll back

[princessselene126]

Cinder: When I'm not here, do you guys braid each other's hair and debate who's the coolest Jonas brother? Wolf: No, but it's totally Nick. Jacin: Absolutely Nick. Kai: Kevin's the talented one. Thorne: Joe's the cute one.

#source: castle #lunar chronicles #the lunar chronicles #tlc #misquote #tlc misquote #mine #my post #tlc guys #lmao #i love them so much #they've def had this argument

[glorfindelridesagain]

Thranduil: New year, same me, because I am perfect.

#Thranduil #Elf #Elves #lord of the woodland realm #Mirkwood #lord of mirkwood #Lee Pace #The Hobbit #Middle Earth #tolkien #jrr tolkien #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes #incorrect quotes #tolkien misquote #the hobbit misquote #misquote #Misquotes

[legolonia]

Norm Alguy.

Four whores and seven beers ago….

Two coffees please miss.

#lego #mini figure #toys #toy-photography #legophotography #greyscale #blackandwhite #fun #livingwithfibromyalgia #chronicfatigue #normalguy #legolonia #awesome #minifig #playwell #staywell #justanormalguylivinganormallife #olympus #desktopphotography #lifeisgood #drunk #lincoln #misquoted

#lego #fun #legolonia #minifigure #funny #minifig #guy #norm #everyday #toy photography #misquote #Lincoln #drunk

[abduloki]

Thor : Love and Thunder / Star Wars

#thor #thor odinson #chris hemsworth #jane foster #natalie portman #padme amidala #darth vader #hayden christensen #star wars #obi wan kenobi #love and thunder #marvel #disney #mcu #misquote #crossover

[myrandomscribbling]

There was a crossover with Phineas & Ferb and Marvel superheroes. At one point, the Hulk is fighting the Red Skull (what a mismatch that is, but never mind), and Buford tosses him a fish. And I think:

Red man no worry. He will die pure. No gamma radiation. Only fish.

#Magneto vs. the Red Skull #misquote

[fortuositywritings]

Kate: Oh my god. Don’t tell me Y/N is going. She is dying about herself. “Oh, I’m so good looking. Oh, I’m so popular.” If there ever was a more shallow, self-absorbed, generally unpleasant human being—

Y/N: Hi, Kate!

Kate: (shook) hi. Good. Grand. Not too bad. Can’t complain. Is the answer I’d have given if you’d asked how I was.

Y/N: Right. Are you signing up for the Paris mission? I can’t convince that lot to come. Looks like I’m going to need someone to hang out with?

Kate: It would be an honor.

Y/N: Okay, well, I’ll see you later then.

Kate: You will, Y/N. Indeed you will! (Turns to Yelena) Did you hear that? The Y/N L/N wants to hang around with little old me!

Yelena: (sarcastic) You know what I admire most about you, Kate? Your unshakable principles.

#kate bishop imagine #kate bishop x reader #yelena belova imagine #misquote #source: derry girls

[crazysleepydreams]

Simon: We all have our demons

Simon, staring at Hans who waves at him from the other sidewalk: That one's mine.

#die hard #die hard 3 #hans gruber #Simon Gruber #Johannes Gruber #misquote die hard #misquote #sibling love #siblings #alan rickman