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trans-middle-earth · an hour ago
you: but thorin dies
me, an intellectual: OF OLD AGE, GLORY HALLELUJAH
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grunid · 3 hours ago
They are seeing a centaur warrior in Middle-Earth, how do they react ? ( Elrond + Thranduil + Galadriel + Bard + Thorin + Eomer + Aragorn + Lindir )
(none of the gifs or pictures are mine )
asked by @themerriweathermage​ to celebrate my 100 followers \^o^/ and because your inspiration is the centaur from Narnia, i I used the knowledge and characteristics of the centaurs from these movies :D
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-the first time he sees the centaur near Imladris, he is a little suspicious
-he thinks it may be a new race that Sauron has corrupted
-to be sure, he took some soldiers with him and rode to meet the centaur 
-the fact that the centaur is alone makes Elrond believe that he has escaped from where Sauron held him prisoner
-when he introduces himself and starts a conversation with the creature and the centaur explains what he really is, Elrond is more than relieved
-to be forgiven for taking him for a servant of Sauron, the Lord of Rivendell invites him to stay in Imladris as long as he likes
-he is pleasantly surprised to learn that centaurs have clairvoyant powers like him which leads to a lot of discussion on this subject, how they use it, the weight it sometimes gives
-he does his best to make the centaur feel good and comfortable
-when he learns that he has two stomachs, a human and a horse one , he does his best to offer him the right food
-when he sees the way the centaur fights he is impressed and often asks him for advice when he has to prepare his cavalry
-the centaur will do him the honor of riding him bareback
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-if you are not from his kingdom you are an intruder and therefore a possible enemy, no discussion for the moment
-the centaur will be brought to his throne and asked to introduce himself and explain his presence in Mirkwood
-he is very intrigued by the appearance of the creature in front of him and wants to know more
-"you are not a prisoner here, you are free to leave but I invite you to stay for a while. You will be treated with all honors. What do you say?”
-they share their medical and strategic knowledge
-since the trees of Mirkwood prevent the sky from being seen easily and since the centaur cannot climb the branches, Thranduil agrees to leave his kingdom so that the centaur can teach him astronomy
-does he like to race between the centaur and him on his wapiti ? YES
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-knew about the existence of centaurs in Middle-earth but had never seen any, or very very briefly
-has a lot of respect for them 
-so the day she meets one of them, she tries to make sure she doesn't ruin it with a word, a careless or disrespectful gesture
-she still doesn't know if they speaks her language but she tries anyway
-she is trying to establish a friendship between her and the centaur, to the  point he is intrigued and comes to see her more and more often
-they become good friends and very quickly a promise is made between the two: if the people of one of them need help, the other will come with the help
-she will never dare to ask him if she can ride on his back and will refuse when he offers her himself
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-he was quietly taking care of his boat when he heard strange noises in the forest and believing in orcs, he took his bow and went in the direction of the noises, silent and on the lookout
-he did not expect to meet such a creature, half man, half horse
-he has no idea what he is dealing with, he has never heard, seen or read anything about it
-Can this thing talk? It looks a little human. Is it dangerous ? where does it come from ? what is it doing there ? 
-he refuses to leave, too surprised and curious
-so he decides to put down his bow and arrows, raises his hands as a sign of peace, comes out of his hiding place and advances towards the creature slowly
-"Hello, strange creature. My name is Bard and I mean you no harm. Do you understand what I am saying?"
-Do you see how Aragorn talks to the horses? This is what Bard is trying to do here
-he feels a little bit stupid when the centaur answers him like a normal human
-the centaur answers all his questions
-he is reassured to know that the weapons carried by the centaur are for the Orcs and not for his village
-he takes advantage of a meeting with Gandalf to tell him about this meeting and to make sure that it was not a hallucination
-he only talks about this meeting with his daughters and his son
-sometimes he finds dead bodies of Orcs killed by arrows that he recognizes as belonging to the centaur he saw
-he returns from time to time to the depths of the forest in the hope of seeing the centaur again
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-he was convinced that centaurs only existed in children's stories
-after the moment of surprise and shock, he will politely introduce himself
-he won't be able to help asking if everything that is said in the books is true about them
-but he is extremely careful not to overstep the mark, he does not want to provoke a diplomatic incident from the start
-after all, if the centaurs are as good warriors as the stories say, he prefers to have them on his side and maybe make an alliance with them
-he is admiring when he sees the centaur fighting against Orcs : efficient, fast, dangerous, incredibly powerful
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-the first thing he feels when he sees such a creature for the first time is not surprise, or fear, no no no 
-he is fangirling to a point you can’t imagine
-his new goal in life is to become the best friend of this creature
-documents himself on the centaurs with all the scrolls, legends, rumors that he finds
-doesn’t stop talking to his sister about it
-he is so admiring and joyful when he tries to talk to the centaur after seeing him decimate a bunch of orcs that some of his men think he has fallen in love with him
-insists to Theoden that Rohan should try to establish an alliance with the centaurs
-does his best to convince the centaur that an alliance between them and the humans would be a good idea
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-he can't believe his eyes
-he approaches the centaur with precaution, for fear of frightening him
-he makes it clear that he is not an enemy
-he is impressed when he sees the centaur defeating a bunch of orcs on his own
-he is a bit like Eomer and finds it absolutely amazing to see and talk to such a creature
-When he became king of Gondor he did his best to establish an alliance between the city of Gondor and the centaurs
-he will be allowed to ride on his back
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-he saw the centaur from afar but did not dare to approach it
-is more than curious and  fascinated to see such a strange creature
-and when he does he is stressed
-he invites the centaur in the library of Imladris
-both devour the books
-in exchange for being able to read the books, the centaur takes Lindir to beautiful places that he does not know, in search of medicinal plants or having virtues being very little known
-even if the elfe is not a warrior the centaur offers to train him to shoot with a bow on horseback
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midearthwritings · 5 hours ago
Hello ! What is Naya's worst memory? And the best ?
This is my daily dose of happiness 💕
Naya's worst memory would be watching Thorin, Frerin and Dwalin leaving for war and learning about Frerin's passing when they came back. He was one of her dearest friends, she considered him family and so his death broke her heart.
As for her best memory, it would have to be Fíli's birth. First because her best friend finally got a child and when Dís feels happy, Naya feels it too. But also because Fíli's birth means the beginning of her courtship with Thorin.
Kíli's birth is also her best memory because of course, another baby in the family, and because she got married to her One shortly after.
Thanks for asking those questions darling 💕
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thewarriorandtheking · 9 hours ago
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Icons - Thorin Oakenshield
Thought I would try one of these...of course I ended up with two.
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peng915 · 10 hours ago
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jointhesinful · 14 hours ago
Chapters: 7/? Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fíli/Kíli (Tolkien), Kíli/Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli/Kíli/Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli/Thorin Oakenshield Characters: Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin (Tolkien), Balin (Tolkien), Bofur (Tolkien), Bombur (Tolkien), Bard the Bowman, Thorin's Company Additional Tags: Durincest, Porn With Plot, Accidental Voyeurism, Seduction, Uncle/Nephew Incest, Sibling Incest, Power Dynamics, Everybody Lives, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, BAMF Fíli, Sweet kili, Iglishmêk, Sign Language, Porn with Feelings, Thorin is a Softie, But he won't admit it, Sex Magic, Smut, Fluff and Smut, smut with feelings, Love, Love Confessions, Idiots in Love, Mentioned Thorin's Company, Kíli has self-esteem issues, Thorin wipes them away, insecure!Kili, Hair-pulling, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Frottage, Light Dom/sub, Choking Summary:The seduction of one baffled Thorin Oakenshield, King under the mountain, by his mischievous nephews, who, to Thorin's surprise, seem to have quite a different dynamic between them than what he would have expected. He's curious and intrigued to find out what exactly is going on between them.
He finds out that Kíli is even more special than he already knew he was, seeming to be a dwarf of legends, made for pleasure (his own as well as others).
Set after BOTFA, everybody lives, nobody dies, Erebor is flourishing once more and things are going well for our favorite dwarves.
Chapter 7: Thorin has his way with Fíli and things get intense.
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thepreciouspurrsian · 15 hours ago
Five male characters that I love
I was tagged by @maximalblaze and @my-soliloquy-chamber thank you friends! And sorry, I'm late a bit... ❤️❤️
Here we go, in an absolutely particular order! >w<
1. Alexios ( Assassin's Creed Odyssey, and I prefer him as Deimos tho)
There's so much about this man that can't be put into the words... I love him for who he is. He may be stubben, hotheaded, fragile, volatile, handsome, secretly caring and craving your attention, strong and unstoppable but by all means,*screams* HE IS NOT unlovable!!!
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2. Thor (Marvel series)
This Asgardian never fails at making me laugh! He's cute, charming, funny. Someone who probably fails when you give him one simple task to do but... at the end of the day, he somehow makes it up to you. I'd like to ask him to create thunder and storm in sunny days. Surely he can control the weather somehow, right? ;)
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3. John wick (John wick movies)
You gotta teach me how to defend myself, John. Living with him means that you're either having an extremely stressful life OR an extremely peaceful life. There is no in between. Also, let's adopt 10 puppies and keep them in the house! Weeee *happy dance*
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4. Thorin Oakenshield (The Hobbit, Tolkien)
Thorin, would you mind if this 21th century human girl joins your crew for this adventure? Oh. Oh, I'll make sure he won't follow Azog under the ice... And I'll remind him to give Bard the money he promised! Stop the war! There's a dragon to slay! (and a kingdom to reclaim!)
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5. Lucy! (Disenchantment series)
Lucy the demon. Don't mistake him for a cat; he's a real demon. Also, that kind of nice caring demon. He could be my (or your) best friend, trust me. You would die for each other in the time of necessity. He's smart and kind, unlike what you expect from a creature of the hell. 10/10 one of the best characters that has ever came to exist. Be my personal demon, Lucy!
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I tag @jakke-the-misthios and @alexandra-alle and @author-morgan and anyone else who's interested ^^
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domesticgoddesswriter · 17 hours ago
An Apartment -- OAK
“Bilbo, I know you aren’t looking for trouble. But there is nothing I can do to protect you down there. I just want you to be safe” Thorin continued as they walked.
“No offense, Thorin, but we’ve been living there for months without your protection and have managed just fine.”
“I know,” Thorin sighed. “I still don’t like It.”
Bilbo topped outside the library doors and turned to him. “Thank you. . . for caring. It’s . . . more than I’m used to.”
Thorin merely nodded.
“But I have to live within my means, and, right now, this is all I can manage. Even so, . . . I’ve been in worse situations, so I don’t need you to protect every step I take.”
“I just—“
“I know.” Bilbo smiled slightly. “Thank you, but I need space.” Thorin nodded again. “Now, if you’ll excuse me. I need to get to work before they come up with a reason to fire me. I’ll see you later, I guess?”
~~Excerpt from chapter 17 of One of a King by Domestic Goddess on Ao3 to be updated on May 10th. Subscribe now!❤
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peneigh-dzredfohl · 18 hours ago
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Gandalf?!
Anyone who watched 80s sitcoms should get the reference and why I saw that immediately
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demonquartz · 21 hours ago
My requests are open!!!
Now doing fics, headcanons, prefrences for:
The Hobbit
Here’s what I write for:
BDSM and most kinks
Poly relationships
Modern reader in middle earth
ABO maybe
Here’s what I do not write for:
SA and dub/con
Incest- polyamory is queer, but if you make a sibling request I won’t have them be sexually involved with each other
Modern AU
Race play/racism
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satoichi · 22 hours ago
Thorin: Azog, my old arch enemy.
Thranduil: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Thorin: I have a life outside of you, Thranduil.
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celeste-clearwater-06 · 22 hours ago
Hey everyone!! I know I've been gone for quite some time, as im taking a momentary break to deal with some personal at home stuff, and I really appreciate all of your patience and kindness with my time away!
I'm not sure how much longer I'll be gone, however, don't fret, because all of your requests are being worked on and edited as we speak! Just need some time to reevaluate and get back into the swing of things! Thank you all for your patience!! 💜💜
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