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entishramblings · 8 hours ago
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Merry: where are you going?
Pippin: to get mushrooms or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.
Merry: well why not both at the same time?
Pippin: now that is why we are friends!
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entishramblings · 8 hours ago
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Legolas: Hey Aragorn!
Aragorn: Yes?
Legolas: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Aragorn: ...
Aragorn: Where’s Gimli?!
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stoneforests · 12 hours ago
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entishramblings · a day ago
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Pippin: hmm this chicken is good!
Pippin: so is the broth!
Pippin: what do you know about necromancy?
Gandalf, spitting his soup: WHAT?!
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entishramblings · a day ago
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Gimli: Have you ever heard of the word ‘sorry’?
Legolas: No, is that another word you made up?
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lotrhyperfixated · 2 days ago
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Bookverse:
Aragorn: This is Glorfindel. He dwells in the House of Elrond, and is one of the Elves of old. You can trust him.
Movieverse:
Aragorn: This is Arwen. She knocked out Glorfindel and stole his horse. You can trust her.
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tolkien-fantasy · 2 days ago
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Racially Diverse Fantasy Idea
Fantasy Dwarves inspired by the native mountain-dwelling cultures of the Andez, Rocky Mountains and other highlands. 
Perhaps these dwarves breed large mountain goats and alpacas as shepherds, and carve their homes right into the sides of mountains or build them underneath overhanging cliffs. They may farm potatoes and roots to survive, foraging and planting are common occupations, but hard work in the treacherous and rocky terrain. They have intricate tattoos in wondrous designs, living in places of such high altitude that other Races may struggle to breath when visiting. 
Dwarves with darker skin, braided black hair and warm, colorful clothes of red and purple, made from dyed wool and furs. Still acting as skilled craftsmen, warriors and miners, and still maintaining their short, bearded appearance, but with a different cultural influence than most other dwarves seen in popular fantasy. These Dwarves may find it easier to travel on rocky and uneasy terrain, having done so their entire lives, and are even stronger than most other Dwarves, used to hard physical labor of tunneling caves and removing rocks from roads. 
Perhaps Dwarven Necromancers are common in these regions, collecting the bodies of those who have died in the cold mountains, communing with their spirits and putting the dead to better use in their servitude. Druids who focus on alpine terrain and environments, collecting gemstones and salts from the mountains and serving as traveling merchants and adventurers. Their religion may be focused on the Sun or the Seasons, with a vast pantheon of warrior deities and those who bless foragers and collectors of grain. 
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entishramblings · 3 days ago
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Legolas: what did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!!
Gimli: there’s just no pleasing you sometimes.
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hirokosoul · 3 days ago
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Hello!
I want to say that this blog is no longer a lotr/the hobbit one mostly. From now on i will post multifandom things. These are the movies/series/books i will post about:
•LORD OF THE RINGS
• THE HOBBIT
•SHERLOCK HOLMES(bbc version)
•GAME OF THRONES
•MARVEL
•HARRY POTTER
•DISNEY
•DC
• PIRATES OF CARIBBEAN
• SHADOW AND BONE
• ANNE WITH AN E
•METEOR GARDEN
and many others...also this blog will be a photography blog (hope you don't mind)
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entishramblings · 4 days ago
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Pippin: sometimes two heads are better than one!
Gandalf: yes, but not when one of them is yours.
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