Do it!!! Write the weird fic!!! Honestly, it’s your writing, so however weird it will be, it’s still going to be good and I just know I’m going to enjoy it!
And truly, how weird is it really?
Is it worse than spending your entire day writing a Berlermo AU inspired by a movie (that isn’t even a ‘classic trope’) you’ve never seen, just by a Wikipedia summary and the title song? Because that’s what I was doing yesterday (whilst I actually had a lot to do) sksksksk (will I ever finish it? Probably, when I actually have time to watch the movie sksksks)
Hi anon! Thanks for the encouragement! Ah, warms my heart to know you have so much faith in me :')
It's definitely one of those things I felt like writing because I am going through it LMAO. For a taste of how weird it is, know that at some point in the fic, Martin compares Andres to a glorified fleshlight, in complete seriousness.
Oh gosh, anon, I relate to you so hard now. Procrastinating via writing fic inspired by a movie you've never see is a big MOOD. That said, do let me know whenever you publish that- would love to know what the AU is!
Random Things Part 6!
Nora: *walking ahead*
Alphinaud: Why did I agree to this?
Alisaie: *points one finger up* Because to some degree you care for me, Nora comes to either clean up my mess or stop me from being too reckless which gives you more reason to join because you care and would go crazy if Nora got hurt in any way
Nora: *turns back to them* I heard my name?
Alphinaud: *waves his arms wildly* N-No! Nothing!
Y'Shtola: *holds her staff out slamming it to the ground, wiping away some black "blood"* I've made the metal ones pay for their crimes...
Nora: *pops up from behind Y'Shtola, grinning* Y'Shtola's scary now!
Nora: Gods I can't wait for when you die
Nora: You heard me
Alisaie: Alright, Nora right hand on red.
Nora: *on top of Alphinaud*
Alphinaud: *blushes* (So close so close so close so close so close so close!!!)
Nora: *blushes* This is on purpose isn't it?
Alisaie: Yeah I stopped spinning around sixteen turns ago, I'm surprised you just figured it out
Thancred: Alright I have a question, if Nora and I were about to fall into a volcano who would you save-
Thancred: -If you could only save one of us
Thancred: Who would you-
Thancred: Who would you save if you could only save one of us
Thancred: Who would you save if you could only save one of us?
Alphinuad: Nora, could you help carry this box please? It's a tad heavy
Nora: *effortlessly picks up the box* Nothing is heavier than the weight of my depression
Alphinaud: I am now equally impressed and concerned
Nora: *talking to Alisaie*
Lady: *laughing as she gazes at Alphinaud*
Alphinaud: *slightly blushing as he smiles*
Nora: *stares at the two, falling silent*
Alisaie: You're very silent now
Nora: *keeps staring* Do you honestly believe one would plan a murder out loud?
Alphinaud: You should sleep
Nora: I'm not human, therefore, I do not require sleep
Nora: What if... Nobody ever falls in love with me?
Alphinaud: *slams the door open* I beg your pardon? Shall I say how false that question is?
During a Scion meeting
Y'Shtola: There's only one thing worse than dying *rips off a piece of paper to reveal "Nora" above dying*
Nora: *tears up* Me
Nora: If only someone out there loved me...
Alphinaud: *whispers to himself* If only you knew how much I love you
Alisaie: *yells* IF ONLY YOU TWO WOULD JUST LOOK EACH OTHER IN THE EYES AND CONFESS FOR TWELVE'S SAKE!
Y'Shtola: Nora, what is the one thing I told you not to do?
Nora: *tilts her head* Not to burn the house down
Y'Shtola: What did you do?
Nora: *grins* Made you dinner!
Nora: *ears go down* And burnt the house down
Nora: *opens the door* Sorry I am rather tardy, I was busy doing stuff
Alphinaaud: *walks in beside Nora*
Alisaie: *smug* Brother, when were you going to tell me that you changed your name to "Stuff"
Alphinaud: *turns red*
Thancred: Well you know what they say about men with big feet...
Nora: *tilts her head to the side* What do they say?
Y'Shtola: *a few feet behind Nora, glaring at Thancred in a menacing aura*
Thancred: *sweats* T-They say "Damn those are some big feet"
is there anything i don’t know about my buddie pornstar au 👀👀👀
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(That's (Love is) the Second Oldest Profession for those of you going ????)
I went through so many. so. many. porn scenarios in trying to figure out what I wanted to do for the final scene where they film the sex and everyone goes "uh you two are in love love." I think that roleplay can be rather sexy, if you have fun with it and you really commit (I feel like a lot of people are far too aware they're doing something that could be deemed silly so they can't get out of their own heads so it then does become silly and it's like honey just commit, it's okay to have fun and play pretend, I promise).
There were quite a few that I thought could actually be sexy instead of ridiculous, but it just wasn't working, and I realized it was because Eddie would be nervous enough on his first time that there was no way he could get into the roleplay without laughing, and that it worked better if Buck threw the script out the window and acted like it was just the two of them both for purposes of the sex scene and to showcase just how gone over Eddie he is.
Basically I couldn't have my cake and eat it too. I had to either have a scene where everyone goes "holy shit they're in love" or I had a scene where they were following a porn scenario script. But trying to do both wasn't meshing, it was oil and water. Because it's hard to be really vulnerable and let someone feel the love you have for them when you're also struggling to keep a straight face because you're saying things like "I'm so sorry... my pipes are just... really backed up Mr. Sexy Plumber Sir..."
Perhaps this is a limitation as a writer (TBF I was struggling mentally with writing at the time and have been for several months so I'm not really happy with any of the stuff I've written since my Witcher Regency AU I just feel like I could've done them better than I did... I wasn't at the top of my game... ANYWAY) that I need to work on, perhaps I could've found a way to combine both... maybe that's just my failure... yeah who knows.
That doesn't mean I can't be... persuaded... to have a further *ahem* discussion about perchance what some of their more... popular videos on the 118 Studios site would be...
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