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minilev · 4 months
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aoshimasss · 21 days
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alan rickman verse(?)
i just wanted to draw some his characters together, they're all so weird and such kittens.
maybe I'll make more drawings with their interaction
films:
harry potter, die hard, closed land, dogma, january man
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smilingformoney · 9 months
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Alan Rickman filmography >> Die Hard (dir. John McTiernan, 1988) as Hans Gruber
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pr-olvdr · 7 months
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alan rickman 💫
it's crazy what you can do with a marker and an insatiable love for a now deceased british film star
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myers-meadow · 8 months
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Hans Gruber misses you
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Rain platters and streams down your window. What a night, you're glad to be safe and warm inside. It’d be better if your love was there with you, though. To enjoy a nice evening on the couch, reading in his arms, a nice drink on the table to warm you up from the inside.
Work comes first for him, you think, a little bitterly, but you know that’s just your brain talking shit. It's not true, but your brain can't help it sometimes. In fact, you've never felt appreciated like you do when you're with Hans. Just as you move to get the plaid blanket draped over your feet, the telephone rings. You jolt and almost run to the kitchen to pick it up.
“Yes?”
No one calls this late, no one except…
“Liebling." Hans. His voice fills you with warmth. “You’re still up.”
You hum softly, smiling. “The bed is cold without you. How is it on your end?”
“We are just wrapping up here,” he says, tone smooth, and there’s shouting in the background. The engine of a car starts. Your heart skips a beat at the thought of him home with you tonight. “So I’ll be with you soon. Will you stay up for me, Schönheit?”
You nod, even though he can’t see you, twirling the phone cord around your finger. “I will.”
“Be good for me and get the champagne cold. I want to celebrate with you.”
As far as the phone cord allows you, you move to the living room to get the bottle off the rack and put it in the fridge. “Of course. Come home safe.”
“Bis gleich, Liebling.” It’s a promise.  
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roseunspindle · 8 months
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Alan Rickman: What I've Seen Him in
Die Hard - Hans Gruber
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Quigley Down Under - Elliot Marston
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Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Sheriff of Nottingham
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Sense and Sensibility - Colonel Brandon
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Galaxy Quest - Alexander Dane
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone - Severus Snape
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - Sverus Snape
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - Severus Snape/Boggart
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Severus Snape
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Marvin the Paranoid Android
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Severus Snape
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: Judge Turpin
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Severus Snape
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 & 2
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Alice in Wonderland - Absolem the Caterpillar
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chernobog13 · 4 months
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taraprince · 10 months
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holy shit i need him so bad someone send the paramedics i’m not okay
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myveryownfanfiction · 5 months
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Rickmas day 5: grave of snow
18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI
tags: @illiana-mystery, @deepperplexity, @fangsandroses
warnings: post-smut, swearing, talk of death
AN: this probably isn’t what the prompt means but while I was looking for inspiration this idea came up that a grave of snow was looking at life as something beautiful while looking at death as something to be feared. And hans seemed to fit that perfectly. So enjoy!
I gently traced circles into Hans’ chest as I laid next to him. He hummed slightly as I moved my finger up to trace the lines in his face. Hans had a smile on his face as he laid with his eyes closed, enjoying the quiet bliss that came after we had sex. He tilted his head slightly to kiss my finger and I giggled quietly.
“you’re so beautiful.” I murmured as I propped my head in my hand. “Sometimes I think you’re so beautiful it hurts.” Hans chuckled and opened his eyes to look at me.
“Darling, no one is more beautiful than you.” He smiled at me, leaning up to kiss me. “Not even me.” I blushed as he brushed a strand of hair off my face. Hans groaned as he laid back and his eyes scanned over my face. “What I wouldn’t give to spend forever right here. Right now.” I smiled softly at him, tracing the light scars that littered his body. Hans turned his head when I gently ran my finger over the one along his ribs. “Snow falling, fire roaring…” Hans turned to look at me again, a smile on his face. “You naked in my bed.” I gently shoved him but Hans grabbed my hands, bringing them up to his face to kiss them. “Perfect.”
“You’re lucky I enjoy being naked in your bed.” I laughed. Hans drew me in for another kiss. “What were you thinking about?” I asked after a while. Hans looked at me confused. “When I was drawing on your face. You looked like you were deep in thought.” Hans nodded slightly and his eyes went vacant for a second before looking at me softly.
“the fall.” He admitted. “And how lucky I got afterwards.” I bit my lip and frowned. “I should have died. Should have been arrested. But for some reason…”
“they thought you were dead. Not my fault they failed to check. Let alone look for you.” I pointed out. Hans smiled at me and kissed my hand again.
“I was going to say for some reason I was sent an angel instead.” I blushed again at his words. “Nursed me back to health.” Hans reached up and cupped my cheek. He absentmindedly rubbed his thumb over the bone and watched me. I leaned into his touch and smiled at him. “I’m not entirely sure what would have happened to me if you hadn’t found me. I’ve run the scenario through time and time again. I don’t like the endings.” His eyes flickered down to my lips and back.
“Hans.” I breathed out. He shook his head.
“it’s alright (Y/N).” He whispered. “I’m here. Now. Thanks to you.” Hans leaned up and kissed me again, pulling me on top of him for another round.
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deepperplexity · 5 months
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🎄 RICKMAS - a challenge for all creators who love Alan Rickman and any of his characters! 🎄
Now, you all know the drill! I will give one prompt for each day up until the 24th of December. Do with it what you wish — make it the theme of the fic/drawing/song/edit/etc., make it a feature or simply mention it in a corner. It’s all good no matter how you choose to create with these prompts!
All creative things are welcome, everyone is welcome to join in the fun and if you do one, eleven, or all prompts is completely up to you! I’m hosting this lovely event to create more content, and to allow fans to connect and share some love, joy, warmth - all of it really. Let’s build our fandom universe and community further this December! 😍👏
This year’s tag is rickmas2023 — make sure to tag your work with it so we can all find your posts darlings and I’m hoping that even more creators and consumers join in the fun this year!
Let’s yet again spread some love among us for our dear Alan Rickman and the amazing characters he’s portrayed. On to the challenge list! 😍
*drum roll*
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💚 RICKMAS 2023 💚
Chimney Soot
Restless Waiting
Snowballing
Sharing
Grave Of Snow
Out Of Care
Stormy Reunion
Rosemary For Holly
Missing Star
Snow Prints
Imperfect Holiday
Giver Of Gifts
Shimmering Icicles
A Light In The Night
Cards And Coals
Keep Warm
Bells Of Christmas
Blankets And Snuggles
Hope
Returning Home
Star Of Wishes
Lights And Strings
Under The Tree
Christmas Party
Good luck everyone and I hope December will be good for you!
💚 Lots of love, and jolly holiday wishes, Plex 💚 DON’T FORGET TO TAG WITH rickmas2023! And reblog so more find their way to this event!
Creator taglist: @mamawolfsmith87 @snowblossomreads @eternal-silvertongued-prince @smilingformoney @imwithyoutiltheendofthelinebucky
(Posted: 2023-11-14)
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galbalmuhet · 5 months
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Oh Alan. You are my infinite and sinful pleasure... ❤️
Found on Pinterest
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freetheshit-outofyou · 4 months
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Times up Hans.
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Hostage With Benefits
Summary: Y/n is taken captive by Hans Gruber and is easily seduced by his charm.
Contents: Smut with barely any plot, degradation, gun kink, spitting, choking, BDSM, bondage, power kink, humiliation, strong language.
Word count: 3.7k
A/N: sorry if it's formated weird or too short or something like that, I spent a long time writing it and it's 1 am right now, I'm so tired. I hope you guys enjoy it though!
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Christmas music played throughout the 30th floor, the party was alive and the people were cheerful. Everyone was wearing their finest attire, men in their tuxedos and suits, women in their dresses and skirts. Today was Christmas Eve, and naturally, Mr. Takagi thought it would be a good idea to have a party at work. It served a double purpose, the party, as the company had just made a big sale. 
It was typical of this company, to have parties for the workers, booze and drugs in almost everybody's system. However, your position in the company determined if you got to join in on the party as well. This is how y/n got stuck working during the celebration. She was an intern. Not that she cared about the party, she actually found it to be rather boring. 
"Y/n, be a doll and get some more booze, would ya? You know where it is." Ellis said, his voice slurred.
Y/n grimaced, Ellis was a creep. He constantly did drugs at work, flirted with any woman who breathed, and worked his way into the company with his daddy's money. 
"Yeah, sure." She said. 
The girl stood up from behind her desk, where she had been sorting out files, stapling them, and then putting them in alphabetical order in  the filing cabinets. Ellis had disappeared as soon as he had arrived, which was a relief for y/n, as his presence made her physically ill. Straightening out her skirt and tugging on the bottom of her button up shirt, she grabbed the walkman off her desk and hooked it onto her hip. Placing the headphones on her ears, she clicked the play button and smiled as 'Rebel Yell' started to play. 
Y/n was fairly young, only 24, the youngest person in the building. Even though she didn't get treated like an actual member of the company, people still found her presence to be comforting. A young, optimistic and innocent aura was a huge contrast to the dark and dreary feeling of working in an office. She took pride in how friendly and approachable she was. 
'Let's see…the drinks should be on the 15th floor, near the cafeteria.' She thought to herself. 
Having to go through the crowd of people, y/n paused her Walkman and lowered the headphones. Although she didn't feel like participating in the party, it would be rude if she didn't say hi to a few people. Passing by a couple workers, glances were cast at her, obviously critiquing her outfit. She knew she wasn't going to be a part of the party, so why would she dress up? She still looked nice in her opinion. She wore a white, slightly cropped white shirt with short sleeves. It was a little too tight for her, but she didn't really think much of it. The skirt she had on was a soft teddy bear brown with two black buttons, some frilly white lace underneath the skirt, showing only slightly. White socks with small ruffles were on her feet as well as shiny black flats. 
"Y/n, nice to see you! How's your night going?" Ms. Gennero asked. 
"It's fine, Ms. Gennero. Thanks for asking. Sorry, I need to get some more drinks for the party." She excused herself. 
Reaching the elevator, she felt relieved. The crowd of people around her was nearly enough to suffocate her. She pressed the button to the 15th floor, placing her Walkman back on her ears and continuing to listen to music. When the doors opened, she stepped inside, popping a piece of gum she had into her mouth as she waited to arrive at her destination. 
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Around 15 minutes later, a group of men had taken over the 30th floor. Guns in hand, ready to shoot and kill on command. The party that had once been so alive and happy, was now dismal. A man stepped forward, a small book in his hand. 
"Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen!" He declared with a strong accent. 
The room grew quiet, everyone afraid to make a sound. 
"Due to the Nakatomi corporation's legacy of greed around the globe, it is about to be taught a lesson on real power. You will be witnesses." The man cleared his throat, looking down at his book. 
"Now… Mr. Takagi? Where are you? Where is the man who used to be in charge around here?" An arrogant smile spread across the man's face. 
He strolled through the crowd of people, glancing around at their faces occasionally as he looked through his book of notes. Everyone he saw had fear glazed over their eyes, hands shaking, knees trembling, brow sweating. As he came near the end of the crowd, he glanced down at another man. 
"Enough!" A voice said from behind him. 
The foreign man turned around, his movements fluid and calm.
"Ah, Mr. Takagi. How nice to meet you. I am Hans Gruber. Let's have a little chat.."
~skipping the interrogation scene cuz I don't want to write about takagi getting shot lol~
"See if you can dispose of this.." Hans gestured to Mr. Takagi's dead body. 
"Karl, you go back up and watch the hostages. Theo, get to work on the vault. I shall like to look around the building in search of any stragglers."
Once assured that everyone had understood their tasks, Hans left the room. 
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Y/n had made it to the 15th floor quite some time ago, but she had decided to make herself a snack in the cafeteria. Her shoes were held in her left hand while a slice of the PB&J sandwich she had made was in her right hand. She had taken her shoes off because they were far too tight, no one would care if she didn't wear her shoes. Groaning, she opened the fridge, remembering that she was supposed to bring back more alcohol. She put her sandwich in her mouth, holding it in between her lips as she grabbed a bottle of vodka with her free hand.
'I hate this job.' She thought to herself as she walked out of the cafeteria. 
As the doors swung open, she nearly fell over. It was difficult to open doors when your hands were full. Her Walkman still was over her ears and she started to dance a little when Dreams by Fleetwood Mac started to play. Her skirt flowed as she twirled around, the smoothness of her socks allowing her to slide across the floor. Turning around the corner of the hallway she noticed a man at the elevator. She waved at him - or - tried to as she had her hands full. The man looked surprised, but his facial expression softened as she approached him. He noticed she had her shoes in one hand, a bottle of vodka in the other, and a sandwich in her mouth. Y/n placed the bottle on the floor and grabbed her sandwich with her now free hand. 
"Hi! I'm y/n! Sorry, I just got back from the cafeteria. Getting some more drinks for the party!" She stated, her voice a happy tune. 
"Hans. Hans Gruber."
Hans put two and two together and concluded that y/n was referring to the Nakatomi Christmas party. This was perfect for him. 
"I'm supposed to be at that Christmas party right now. Would you mind showing me the way?" He questioned. 
Nodding, the girl bent down to pick up the bottle but was stopped by the man. He grabbed it. 
"Allow me."
Smiling, the girl took a bite out of her sandwich and entered the elevator with Hans. Bending down, she pressed button 30 and started to balance back and forth on her heels. Hans was taken aback by her behavior, but found it slightly entertaining. 
"I'm an intern! I don't really like my job, but I can't do much about it." She bluntly explained. 
Hans just nodded in response.
The elevator doors opened and y/n walked out. As she looked over the room, everyone's heads turned to her. Confusion and fear spread across her face as she saw men with guns aiming at her. Turning around, she attempted to run but Hans had dropped the bottle of vodka, letting it shatter on the ground, and quickly grabbed her by the back of her neck. 
"Not so fast, liebling…" He murmured against her ear. 
"Y/n! Leave her alone!" Ms. Gennero shouted, accompanied by a few other protests. 
Smirking, Hans looked at his men. He chuckled in y/n's ear as he pulled her closer to him. 
"Well, if she's so important, perhaps I should keep her. Make sure you all behave, unless you want your poor intern to perish." He mocked, a fake frown on his face. 
Everyone began to scream and wail, y/n accompanying them. Ignoring the cries, Hans dragged y/n to the office he had claimed. Shoving her down on the ground, he closed all of the blinds. Straightening his tie, he approached her slowly. 
"Let me go!" She exclaimed. 
Hans merely laughed at her pathetic excuse for a plea. 
"Mmm, I'm afraid not. Taking a whole company hostage and leading a heist is a very stressful thing. I think some company would do me good, and you're quite entertaining." He mused. 
Y/n, though not restrained, felt like she couldn't move. She was worried that if she moved even an inch, she would be killed instantly. Hans looked her over, raising an eyebrow once he realized how she was dressed. 
"Rather slutty for a Christmas party, don't you think?" He teased. 
She furrowed her eyebrows. 
"At least I don't show up in a suit and tie to hold people hostage. What, you think you're a part of the mafia? Hoping to be in The Godfather Part III?" 
Hans whipped his head around, lowering himself to her level and grabbing a fistful of her hair. 
"I think you shall find it wise to mind..your..tongue. Just because I find you entertaining does not mean I won't hesitate to shoot you between the eyes. So I suggest you watch your attitude, young lady."
His words were like honey. Venomous honey that coated her body. The pressure of her hair being pulled and the intimidation that filled her while he was glaring at her sent shivers through her spine. Hans noticed this and scoffed. He tugged at her scalp once more, harshly. A soft anguished moan left her throat. Hans stood up. 
"Your outfit matches your mind. Perverted and whorish."
Leaning back against the desk, hands gripping both sides, he tilted his head at her. 
Raising his hand, he used his finger to gesture for her to come to him. Reluctantly and cautiously, she obeyed. Standing directly in front of him, she felt her knees get weak. He brought his hand to her face, using his thumb to wipe off jelly from the corner of her lip. Sticking his thumb in his mouth, he sucked the jelly off. Her heart raced, baffled at how attractive she found the man in front of her to be. Smirking, he grabbed a chair and put it next to the chair behind the desk. He took his seat in the office chair. 
Y/n backed up slowly. Hans rolled his eyes. 
"Sit down!" He roughly demanded.
Y/n scurried over next to him, frightened by his tone of voice. Sitting in the chair, she started to button up more of her shirt, realizing she was showing way too much. Hans brought up a hand to stop hers. 
"Obviously you were more than comfortable to dress so promiscuous today, so I don't expect you to change anything now." 
Hans slowly removed his hand from over hers, making sure to run his thumb over her nipple as he did so. Y/n's thighs clenched together and she bit her lip. Smirking, the man removed his hand completely and grabbed his radio.
"Theo, process on the vault." 
"Halfway there."
"Good. Stay on schedule. If anyone needs me, radio in. I do not want to be bothered." 
With that, he put the radio away. Slowly, he turned towards y/n, his hand gripping his pistol on the desk. 
"Tell me, dear y/n, are you afraid?" 
She nodded. 
"I see. Do you wish you weren't here? That I wasn't here?"
She nodded again.
He raised an eyebrow, glancing down at her thighs. On the seat, he could see a shimmering wetness. Chuckling, he used the tip of his pistol to lift up her skirt, revealing her soaked panties. 
"Mmm, I think you're lying to yourself my dear." 
A blush spread across her face as she attempted to stand up, ready to march out the door. But a strong hand on her shoulder forced her back down. 
"Sit. Down. Do not make me tell you again." His voice was stern. 
As she sat back down, Hans pulled her chair closer to his. A smirk was plastered across his face and a mischievous glint lingered in his eyes. Gently, he placed his large hand on her thigh, rubbing the inner part with his thumb. 
"I find you fun, liebling. You're very entertaining to watch."
Y/n squirmed in her seat, gripping the sides of it firmly. The feeling of his hand on her thigh drove her crazy in a way that made her feel dirty. Hans noticed this. 
"Do you know what Stockholm Syndrome is?" He questioned. 
She nodded. 
"I-Its when a hostage or a victim of kidnapping grows dependent on their kidnapper. Or form a bond." 
He nodded.
"Do you feel a bond with me, my dear? Are you dependent on me?" 
Y/n grimaced, shaking her head. Though, secretly, she was thinking about him in ways that she shouldn't speak out loud. Hans smirked, moving his hand up her thigh, thumb tracing her panty line. Her breath hitched and she let out a small yelp. 
"Say yes. Say yes and I'll make you feel the best you'll ever feel in your life." He said lowly, sincerity lined his tone. 
Somehow, y/n believed him. This man looked like he could fuck you for a day straight and not get tired or even break a sweat. He looked like a Greek god chiseled in marble, like a work of art. She thought about this for a moment, maybe, letting him have sex with her would guarantee that she would live. It was worth a shot. And, as a plus, she'd be getting amazing sex. 
She nodded slowly. Hans rolled his eyes and gripped her chin harshly. 
"Words. Use them while you still have the ability to make coherent sentences." He hinted at what was to come. 
"Yes." It came out like a gasp. 
Without another word, Hans grabbed the girl by the bottom of her thighs, lifting her up and placing her on his lap. His raging hard-on was noticeable in this position, as y/n felt it poking underneath her skirt. Hans chuckled at her reaction, a gasp leaving her mouth. 
"Tell me, young lady, have you ever been fucked before?"
"Yes. Only once, but it wasn't that good.." She answered. 
Hans smirked, trailing his thumb up her thigh and planting his thumb over her clothes clit. Y/n moaned softly, gripping the sides of chair. 
"So, you're an innocent young lady who just chooses to dress like a whore? Why is that? Do you crave attention? Or, maybe you just enjoy it." 
His words caused her core to gush. She had never been talked to like this before, and she found it oddly hot. The way his rough hands against her skin felt, along with his rough words. It was a sinful combination. 
"Answer me." He growled, bringing his hand up to her throat. 
She coughed, clawing at his hand. 
"Y-Yes, I want the attention!" She sputtered. 
Releasing his grip from her throat, he gave her face a light slap. 
"Don't worry, you'll get lots of it. Let's just hope you can handle it."
In one swift movement, Hans stood up and placed y/n on the desk, pushing her skirt up slightly. He let out a low moan as he saw how soaked her panties were. With his left hand, he pushed her down so her back was on the desk and her legs were hanging off. Yanking her panties to the side, he licked his lips at the sight of her bare center. He roughly pressed his thumb against her clit. A shrill whimper left her throat and Hans took pleasure in the noise. 
"Who knew you Americans were so kinky? Finding the idea of being fucked by your kidnapper hot. Or, is that just your own twisted fantasy?" He mocked. 
As she was about to speak, he shoved two fingers inside her. He curled them as soon as he got knuckles deep. Her back arched and he used his left hand to slam her back down, groping her left breast. 
"I'm getting you nice and ready for me. If I didn't prepare you, then you would suffer greatly. And that wouldn't be fun for either of us-"
He leaned down to her ear, nibbling on her neck. 
"-because I love hearing you moan in pleasure."
Y/n, as if commanded, let out a pathetic moan. The feeling of his fingers inside of her flooding her mind with lust. She was lost in the sea, and only he could bring her back. 
"Fuck, yeah, just like that…"
Hastily, he started to undo his belt, holding it in his hands when he finished. He let his pants fall to the floor and grabbed her hips. Flipping her over, he forced her to lay on her stomach across the desk. Y/n's ass was on full display to him underneath her skirt. Out of nowhere, a sharp sting landed on her ass and she let out a groan in pain. 
"Oh, the dirty whore likes that too?" 
He landed another firm whack against her cheeks, which were surely red by now. Leaning down, he planted kisses on the bare skin, biting down on it too. 
"Fuck! H-Hans!" She moaned. 
The feeling of leather wrapped around her throat, and she suddenly felt herself being pulled back, her back arched. Hans had wrapped the belt around her neck, almost like a leash. It was humiliating to say the least, but that made it all the more hot. 
"You shall call me Mr. Gruber, is that clear? Do you call all of your superiors by their first name?" He asked. 
She scoffed. 
"You're not my superior."
Once again, she was flipped over. Now, she lay on her back, Hans hovering directly over her. His tie hung loose and his eyes were narrowed. Leaning down, he planted a soft kiss against her lips. His tongue slid in her mouth, claiming it as his own. As they pulled apart, a string of saliva connected between them. 
"In this room, I am." 
Quickly, he clamped his hand down on her mouth as he roughly pushed himself inside her. Y/n's eyes widened and she clawed at his back. The feeling of being stretched out was so sudden and raw that she couldn't handle it. Angrily, Hans roughly pulled out and pushed all the way back in. 
"This suit is worth more than your education, I suggest you unhand it you filthy whore." He spat. 
Afraid to disobey, she did as she was told. Instead, she wrapped her hands around his neck. Smirking, Hans unbuttoned her shirt slowly while keeping himself still inside of her, taunting her. He was surprised to see she had no bra on. He bent down and licked a stripe from her navel all the way to her collarbone. Nipping at it gently, he whispered in her ear. 
"Now, let's see how much you can take."
Without another word, he began to fuck up into her at an animalistic speed. Moans tried to leave her throat, but she choked on her own words. Ecstasy and lust clouded her senses, and all she could think about was him. Him and his dick. Her walls clenched around him as he spit on her chest, as if he was telling her that she was disgusting for this. And, in a way, she was. But she didn't care. For this was the best sex she had ever had. Hans brought his hand down, prying her jaw open and shoved two fingers in her mouth. She began to suck on them, swirling her tongue around them. Hans moaned at the sight, his movements becoming more harsh. 
"So pathetic, letting me fuck you. I could kill you right now." He grinned, bringing his gun up and pushing it against her head. 
Y/n's heart raced, fear and adrenaline coursing through her veins. She felt herself getting closer to her release, and she whimpered around his fingers, signaling this. Placing his gun down, he grabbed both of her hips and raised them slightly, giving him a better angle. Her hands dangled off the desk and flailed around aimlessly as he continued her merciless onslaught on her cunt. His head flew back as he felt himself get close. Quickly he pulled out and grabbed her hair, yanking her towards him. Without warning, he turned her around, so her head was hanging off the desk and shoved his dick deep down her throat. As he did this, he leaned over and continued to fuck her with his fingers. Not even a few seconds later, y/n felt her orgasm wash over her and she arched her back as her arousal coated Hans hand and arm. Seeing this sight pushed him to his limit, and his cum filled up y/n's mouth. Pulling out, he sat back in the chair, watching as y/n breathed heavily. Her mouth full of his cum, trickling down her face and onto the carpet, her tits perked up from the cold chill in the building, and her legs dripping with her own arousal. 
"Merry Christmas to me…" He chuckled to himself. 
"I've had better… Mr. Gruber.." she smirked, jokingly. 
"Oh? Then let's go for round two."
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smilingformoney · 9 months
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Three Secrets
Summary: Hans Gruber x reader | smut | You're a member of Hans Gruber's gang of thieves, and when you take the blame for another's betrayal, Hans grants your last request.
Or: you get fucked violently by Hans, and then you die.
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I watched Die Hard, got horny, and this is the result.
Dedicated to @snowblossomreads, who so lovingly enables my thirst for this dead old man.
Warnings/content: smut, dubcon, gun kink, all your holes get penetrated (yes even that one)
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“Who warned die Polizei?!” Hans roared as he returned to the safehouse, panting and out of breath, his tie askew. When there was no answer from his fellow thieves, he roared in anger and smashed his fists on the table, causing the carefully-stacked Marks to collapse into piles and scatter across the floor.
“I WANT A NAME!”
The thieves began staring at each other suspiciously, agitated by the news of a betrayal and - although they’d never admit it - frightened of Hans’ anger.
With a sudden BANG!, Hans shot down the man nearest him. Probably not the rat, and certainly a good thief - but Hans was angry, and he wanted to punish someone.
You stood up immediately.
“It was me,” you lied.
It wasn’t you, of course it wasn’t. You would never betray your friends. But you also couldn’t sit there and watch Hans take his anger out on them.
The barrel of the gun met the underside of your chin, and you closed your eyes as you steeled yourself for the shot…
But it didn’t come. You dared to open your eyes, and you were met with Hans’ fiery gaze, his face dripping with sweat, a nasty snarl on his face.
“Tell me why I shouldn’t pull the trigger, Schlampe,” he growled.
You knew of a thousand reasons. You weren’t the rat; you were an asset to the team; you liked being alive. But Hans cared about none of those - all he wanted was to sate his anger.
“Do I get a last request?”
Hans’ eyes narrowed, then he chuckled darkly. “Perhaps,” he replied. “What is it?”
“Schlampe, you called me. I am no slut, Hans. No man here has touched me. No man has ever touched me.”
Hans laughed and turned to his men. “Do you hear that, boys? Die Schlampe wants to be fucked before she dies!”
The men laughed, far too many of them looking at you with hunger.
“I don’t want them!” you insisted as you stepped closer to Hans, the barrel of his gun digging deeper into your flesh. “I don’t even want to be fucked. What I want… is to suck your cock.”
As soon as the words left your lips, the men gathered went feral, cheering and whooping, shouting out words of encouragement to Hans. He, meanwhile, seemed merely amused.
After a pause, he grabbed you by the shoulder, spun you around, and marched you out of the room, gun pressed firmly against the small of your back. Wordlessly, he guided you through the house, leaving behind the wooting animals that called themselves men, and once he reached his bedroom, he pushed you inside and slammed the door shut behind him.
“Turn around slowly,” he said in a low, menacing voice, one that struck fear in most, but for you it only sent a rush of arousal through your body.
When finally you could see him again, Hans’ eyes were alight with danger, desire and anger. So long as that gun was trained on you, you knew any moment could be your last, even if your mouth was full of his cock - and, shit, you hoped it would be soon.
“So the little virgin wants to suck my cock, does she?”
He gestured at her body with his gun.
“Take those off. I don’t want any hidden tricks.”
Sure. That was why he wanted you to strip.
You pulled your t-shirt over your head, and Hans licked his lips when his gaze landed on your chest. Next you slipped off your shoes, then the rest of your clothing, leaving you in nothing but your bra and knickers.
Hans raised his eyebrows. “Did I tell you to stop?”
You had hoped to at least keep some of your dignity before your last meal, but this was Hans Gruber you were dealing with. He never did anything in halves.
You reached behind your back to unclasp your bra, letting it fall from your shoulders, then hooked your thumbs under your waistband to push your knickers to the floor.
And that was how you found yourself stark naked in Hans Gruber’s room, staring down the barrel of his gun, not daring to break eye contact with him, no matter how desperate you were to see if he was aroused.
“Show me your technique first, Schlampe. Open.”
You obeyed, and panic shot through your heart when the barrel of his gun - safety most definitely off - slid past your lips and threatened to choke you as it passed over your tongue and settled at the back of your mouth.
“Well?” Hans prompted. “I’m waiting.”
Of course he had a fucking gun kink.
You tried to ignore the metallic taste as you began to move your head back and forth, ever so slightly, trying not to get too close to the trigger. What a way to die this would be.
“Will you suck my cock with this little passion, Y/N? It is your last request, after all. You’re supposed to enjoy it.”
Bastard. Sadist. Psychopath.
You hadn’t been lying; you really hadn’t been with a man before. How were you supposed to show him your cocksucking technique on a gun when you had never even practised on the real thing?
You closed your eyes, hoping it would help you to pretend the barrel was a dick. You tightened your lips around it, telling yourself it was the most delicious thing you’d ever tasted, that it tasted like flesh and sweat, not metal and gunpowder…
You could hear Hans breathing heavily, alongside the sound of a belt unbuckling. You chanced a glimpse, and when you saw his other hand sliding under his waistband, you let you an involuntary moan.
He grinned, looking like a devil as he palmed himself under his boxers, finger far too close to the trigger of the loaded gun you were currently allowing him to fuck your mouth with. Because he was, he had taken over the movement, and while one hand rubbed up against his cock, the other pulled the gun from your mouth, only to send it back in violently, and you grunted with pain as the metal tip collided with the roof of your mouth.
“I could pull the trigger at any moment,” Hans said, speaking aloud the very fear that sat at the forefront of your mind. “You would die sucking my gun, wishing it was my cock, dead before you knew what was happening. How does that sound, Schlampe?”
Fuck. He was asking you a question, and still he was thrusting his gun into your mouth; you were sure he would leave a bruise.
Not that a bruised mouth would matter soon, once you were dead.
Hans suddenly pulled the gun from your mouth, switched on the safety and returned it to the holster on his hip. You gasped for air, glad to be free of the metallic taste and the imminent threat of your head exploding.
He placed his hand on your head and pushed down, forcing you to your knees as he pulled his cock from the confines of his boxers, and you couldn’t help but stare.
You always knew Hans had big dick energy. Now you knew he had the size to match.
“I will show you mercy,” he decided. “You’ll get my cock… and maybe I’ll blow your brains out with my cock down your throat.” He held his erect cock to your lips, and instinctively they parted to allow him in.
Fuck, he was big. Too big; you thought the gun might have been more comfortable. It may have been cold and metallic, and ready to blow your brains out at any moment, but at least you could breathe. As Hans pushed further past your lips and over your tongue, you felt the muscles in your jaw protesting as you stretched them out as far as they could go.
His tip hit the back of your throat and you gagged. If Hans noticed, he didn’t care. Tears began to fill your eyes, and through your watery vision you could see that he was hardly even halfway in.
Hans grabbed either side of your head with his hands and tilted your head upwards, forcing you to look at him.
“So full, and I’m hardly even in,” he growled. “Now, are you going to just stare at me, Schlampe, or are you going to suck. my. fucking. cock?”
You decided to go with the latter.
You tried to pull your head back slightly, but Hans’ large, strong hand on the back of your head kept you in place.
What were you supposed to do? He wanted you to suck, but he clearly didn’t want you to move back. That only left forward, but you rather enjoyed breathing.
Ah, but you had another option - your tongue. At the moment, it was flattened uselessly under his cock, but perhaps you could - yes! You managed to loosen it slightly, just enough to allow it to slide along his shaft. You hadn’t realised before how veiny cocks were, but you certainly knew now as you traced a line along one that ran from the head, down the underside, and past your lips. Curious, you raised a hand to the rest of him and gently ran your thumb from your lip, tracing the vein all the way to the base, where it was lost in amongst his pubic hair, which was surprisingly coarse, much coarser than your own.
Somewhere above you, Hans hummed with satisfaction, and you hoped you were doing well. If you weren’t, you supposed you would know by the prod of a gun in your temple.
You stuck your tongue out as far as you could past your lips, then retracted it. You followed the movements of your own tongue with your lips, and you were relieved when Hans allowed you to do so, his hand on your head loosening its grip slightly as he allowed you to pull back until you felt his lip threatening to pass your lips. You were just about to go back in when Hans decided to take control of the situation - as if he weren’t in control already - and, twisting your hair in his hand tightly, he tugged your head back towards him. The movement was so sudden, so violent, that your gag reflex had no time to kick in, and this time you found your nose buried in his hairs, his thick cock gliding down your lubricated throat.
Before you had chance to adjust to your new position, Hans began to violently fuck your mouth - or, more accurately, he fucked himself with your mouth, as his hips were perfectly still, whilst his fist in your hair tossed your head back and forth, leaving you in a whirlwind of pain as he tugged on your scalp, choked you with his cock, and stretched your jaw beyond what you’d ever expected possible.
Your eyes flicked up, and through your streaming tears you could see him, staring down at you with a hungry snarl. Sweat began to drip down from your temple – whether from exhaustion or fear, you were unsure. You were terrified, you were in agony, you were suffocating… and you were undeniably turned on.
“Mhm… a perfect mouth for fucking,” Hans growled as he wiped a tear from your cheek before bringing it to his mouth and sucking it off his thumb as if it was the nectar of the gods. “Such a shame to waste it.”
Naively, a hope rose in your heart - perhaps, if you were good enough for him, he would spare your life after all, punish you by making you into his personal cockslave. It wasn’t exactly the life you craved, but it was life.
Suddenly, your lungs filled with air as you instinctively inhaled deeply, your body reacting before your mind had even the chance to process what had happened - his sudden withdrawal from your mouth, leaving you a simpering, drooling, gasping mess.
His hand still in your hair, Hans tugged you to your feet. You winced in pain, although you were glad to be breathing freely again.
Your heels had hardly touched the carpeted floor, however, when Hans threw you violently back. The pain in your scalp was replaced by pain in your calves as they collided with the bedframe just moments before your back hit the mattress, and you let out an oof as the air was forced from your lungs.
You gasped desperately, and once you were finally in a state to look up, you saw that Hans had removed his jacket and tie, and was in the process of removing his shoes. Even in his carnal state, he took the time to neatly fold his clothes. This gave you the chance to recover, however briefly, and you adjusted yourself on the bed, finding a more comfortable position with your head against the pillows.
You’d seen Hans’ body before - just last summer, a particularly lucrative job had allowed the gang enough funds to holiday in the south of France, and it was there, seeing Hans in nothing but a pair of swimming trunks, that you had developed an attraction to the man.
You had even seen his arse once, after a drinking game dare from Karl resulted in Hans mooning ein Polizist from a moving car.
And, of course, you had seen his cock just now. But you’d never before seen him completely naked – until now.
He crawled over you like a panther on a hunt, and you fully expected him to continue until his throbbing cock slid into your mouth so that he could fuck your head into the pillow.
Instead, he stopped as his hungry grin reached level with your own lips, and he ran his tongue along them testingly. You parted your lips obligingly, and he chuckled.
“Two years you’ve been with us now, Y/N,” he mused. “Two years that perfectly fuckable mouth has been in front of me and I did nothing. It’s only now, after you seal your fate, that your true talents are revealed. Pity.”
You were tempted to offer your mouth to him, to offer him every hole to be taken whenever he liked, so long as he kept you alive. But that would be begging, and Hans abhorred beggars. No, he had to come to the idea himself.
“How many other secrets are you keeping from me, Schlampe?” Hans growled. He shifted his weight back slightly and for the first time you realised he held his tie in his hand. He grabbed your wrists, crossed them over one another above your head, and used the tie to secure them to the headboard. Once satisfied with the tight knot, he began to run his hands down your body, starting from your face and down your neck towards your chest, as if challenging himself to touch every inch of your flesh before it turned cold.
He took your nipples between his fingers and twisted them harshly, eliciting a loud yelp from your throat.
“I asked you a question,” Hans said plainly. “How many secrets do you still keep?”
Was he seriously interrogating you right now? Was that what this whole thing was, just a way to torture information from you?
Information you didn’t have, because you weren’t the rat.
You had to draw his attention away, to remind him what a waste your death would be.
“Two,” you gasped as an idea struck your brain. “I have two more secrets.”
“Only two?”
You nodded, trying to suppress a whine as his fingers squeezed on your nipples again.
He surveyed you for a long moment, his amber eyes staring into yours, as if hoping he might find some hidden information in there.
“It would be a shame if your secrets died with you,” he growled. He sat up fully now, and his cock came back into view, still erect, throbbing and glistening in the light with a mixture of precum and your spit.
He let out a sigh of relief as he stroked himself, his eyes never leaving your squirming form beneath him. With his spare hand, he pushed open your legs, tugging on your hips to bring them close to him. You took the hint and wrapped your legs around his waist, presenting your soaking wet cunt to him.
“Will you tell me your secrets before you die, Y/N?”
“Yes,” you replied immediately, understanding his meaning.
“Good. I would hate to take the from you by force.”
You felt his cockhead pushing against your lower lips, then past them, then – it slipped inside, aided by your gushing juices.
Hans gave you no time to adjust. If he remembered you were a virgin, he didn’t care as he sheathed himself inside you, cock crawling up your tight walls, forcing them to stretch open for him.
You bit down on your bottom lip hard, trying to ignore the pain as he finally bottomed out. He barely gave your walls a chance to adjust to his size when he withdrew again, only to thrust forward again. He was nothing short of stabbing you with his cock, venting his anger at your apparent betrayal.
His thrusts picked up pace, and soon enough the pain had subsided, leaving only the pleasure.
And oh, what pleasure. Was this what you had been missing out on for so long? You had never dared make a move on Hans, never dared risk his anger if your proposal angered him. You wished you had made a move, that you had spent the better part of the last two years getting railed.
What a wish to make on your deathbed.
If you weren’t already busy moaning with pleasure, you might have laughed.
This was your deathbed, quite literally – and you were getting fucked into it like there was no tomorrow, because for you, there wasn’t.
Hans not only had a massive cock, but he had incredible stamina too. He pulled out, and you weren’t ashamed of the whine that left your throat when he did so, leaving you feeling suddenly empty. His cock was throbbing, almost twitching, and leaking so much precum it seemed as if he might cum just from a change in the wind.
He wouldn’t, though. Of course not. He was Hans Gruber, and he came only when he chose.
He made no clever pun about secrets now. He just took your hips in his large hands and turned you over, ignoring your grunt of pain as your wrists rubbed against your bonds.
He also ignored the veritable scream of pain you let out when he stretched open your arsecheeks and pushed inside your final hole, the last secret you hadn’t known you were keeping from him.
You sobbed into the pillow. You couldn’t help it. Although painful at first, his cock felt good in your cunt, the stretch painful but pleasurable too. This, however, was nothing but pain.
Any hopes you might have had of your own orgasm were now dashed. You felt nothing but pain as Hans stabbed into you again and again, and over your own sobs you heard him, growling and muttering something to himself under his breath.
“Dumme verdammte Schlampe,” you heard. “I’ll teach you - oh, I will fucking show you - you don’t - keep - secrets - from - me!”
He stilled suddenly, hilted deep inside your arse, and Hans let out nothing short of a roar.
Your head was dizzy, the world spinning, and you continued sobbing into the pillow as Hans finally withdrew. You couldn’t move, you just lay there on your front, covered in sweat, tears, and - although you couldn’t see to be sure - blood and cum leaking from both your holes. Even so, you missed Hans’ warmth when he moved away from the bed.
After a minute, water began to run from the bathroom. Five more minutes, and the water stopped. Some movement and shuffling of fabric. Still, you didn’t move, too stiff with pain.
You certainly didn’t move when you heard the cocking of a gun, and you felt the barrel pushing against the base of your skull.
“Any more secrets?”
Your hopes were dashed. He wasn’t going to spare you after all. No, he had just fucked you raw, and now he wanted what he had always wanted - the truth. To him, you were a rat, not to be trusted and certainly not to be spared.
The truth, you knew, would get you nowhere.
So you lied.
“Nein,” you mumbled, face still smushed against the pillow. You daren’t move.
Somewhere above you, Hans sighed.
“A shame,” he muttered.
It really was a shame. Those were nice bedsheets, ruined now with her blood…
…and her brains.
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Hello fellow snape lovers! This is a new blog however I am not new to writing! I have a separate blog specifically for writing but I will not let anyone know what it is due to the fact that I am afraid I will receive hate/threats because I enjoy Harry Potter. And before anyone comes at me, no I do not condone to the actions that JK Rowling has done!!! I simply just enjoy the series because of how much comfort it brings me.
Request Rules:
I WILL write: smut, fluff, angst, suggestive, female and sometimes gender neutral reader unless its spicy, and domestic stuff!!
I will NOT write: Incest, pedophillia, rape/no consent, racism, homophobia, abuse, professor x student, daddy kink, piss/shit fetish or anything related to those!!
As for the characters I will write for, I will mainly write for Severus Snape however I am open to recieving requests for Colonel Brandon from Sense and Sensibility, Sheriff Nottingham from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Hans Gruber from Die Hard, and David Friedman from Judas Kiss!
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I will write head canons, drabbles, and short fics! Possibly full length fics if an idea that i really like is either requested or i think of!
Masterlist Below the cut!
Severus Snape
New Professor - Snape x Professor! Reader
Sick Days - Snape x Wife! Reader
Girl Dad - Dad! Snape x Mom! Reader
Relieving Aggravations - (SMUT) Snape x Reader
An Amazing Birthday - (SMUT) Snape x Reader
You're Beautiful, Don't Forget That - (SMUT) Snape x Wife! Reader
Good Boy - (SMUT) Sub! Snape x SoftDom! Reader
Secret Lovers - Snape x Wife! Reader
Colonel Brandon
Your Last Night - (ANGST) Colonel Brandon x ill! Reader
Sheriff Nottingham
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Hans gruber
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David Friedman
Nothing yet!
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