#funny poetry

[artbysherryle]

My art @artbysherryle

December 2023

Feral and goes after sparrows

Ready to fight and full of might

His nickname is Sprite

And that's his plight

#my art #my poetry #funny poetry #artrage #cat #illustration

[lovebloodandmonsters]

I imagine spring arrives black dress, thigh boots, satin glove begrudging and disinterested for 𝒫𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓅𝒽𝑜𝓃𝑒 has left her love. I imagine she's kept her habits from the dark depths of hell blowing smoke in the face of daffodil and bluebell. The world opens up with sweetness and glee and she rolls her eyes muttering "yeah... It's me."

— Carolina Outcrop

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[inkpug]

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[mycosmicbackyard]

Rashberry Whine

There once was a raspberry wine

it’s said that it tasted divine

and made with such humor

that it had a rumor

of seriously crossing the line.

For once you had gotten a taste

you quickly succumbed to a haste,

though savor of beauty

all berry and fruity

you’re forced to be part of a race.

It quickly developed a rash

produced then the centuries smash

a blow with such force

that your screams would be hoarse

while you painted a toilet’s moustache.

There once was a drink with such fame

that Rashberry Whine was its name

though cherished and hated

severly debated

it still is the centuries game

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[iloveboysfuck]

Love is like my dad.

the more I look for it the harder it is to find

#funny poetry #suck my tiddies #i came up with this myself #idk how to tag this #what the hell

[quadruple-a]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

I want to be a rotisserie chicken

Just spinning around in an oven all day

No reason to stress and no thoughts in my brain

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[euesworld]

"You can touch my heart, you can try to touch the moon, you can touch my soul, but if you try to touch my food.. I will kill you."

Hahahaha.. I'm hangry!! - eUë

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[dominostodoomsday]

Change your life with one simple tweak

Save half and hour

Shit in the shower

I do and I make

$40,000 a week

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[formerlyemo]

#poem #funny poetry #poetry #cat poetry #cat poem #miette #original poetry #original poem #original poets on tumblr #cat owner #literature #lament

[nira-poetryposting]

unhelpful hugs

when you say that you're

in pain, my first instinct is

to hug you, but that

probably wouldn't help with

bronchitis in any way

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[lolwhatarefeelings]

Me after killing a bug

(A haiku):

I apologize

For my reckless ways, but you

Had entered my home.

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[rebockey]

Even the moon makes

me think of you. Why would you

do this? Sick bastard.

#found in my old poem notes #hilariously blunt wtf past me #but also very on point for one of our PCs dnd arc #spilled thoughts #funny poetry #break up poem #poetry #i post sometimes #i create sometimes

[literary-lesbianism]

Tu ha’ ‘l viso più dolce che la sapa,

e passanto vi par sù la lumaca,

tanto ben lustra, e più bel c’una rapa ;

e’ denti bianchi come pastinaca,

in modo tal che invaghiresti ‘l papa ;

e gli occhi del color dell’utriaca ;

e’ cape’ bianchi e biondi più che porri :

ond’io morrò, se tu non mi soccorri.

La tua bellezza par molto più bella

che uomo che dipinto in chiesa sia:

la bocca tua mi par una scarsella

di fagiuo’ piena, sì com’è la mia ;

le ciglia paion tinte alla padella

e torte più c’un arco di Sorìa ;

le gote ha’ rosse e bianche, quando stacci,

come fra cacio fresco e’ rosolacci.

Quand’io ti veggo, in su ciascuna poppa

mi paion duo cocomer in un sacco,

ond’io m’accendo tutto come stoppa,

bench’io sia dalla zappa rotto e stracco.

Pensa : s’avessi ancor la bella coppa,

ti seguirrei fra l’altre me’ c’un bracco :

di che s’i massi [?] aver fussi possibile,

io fare’ oggi qui cose incredibile.

You have a face sweeter than boiled grape juice—

it looks as if a snail had walked across it,

it shines so much—and prettier than a turnip;

and teeth as white as parsnips,

so much so that you could entice the Pope;

and eyes the color of a medicinal brew;

and hair whiter and blonder than a leek;

so that I’ll die, if you give me no relief.

Your beauty seems much more beautiful to me

than any man that’s painted in the church;

your mouth, it seems to me, is like a sack

filled up with beans, just like my own is;

your eyebrows seem tinted from the frying pan,

and curved more sharply than a Syrian bow;

your cheeks, when you sift flour, get red and white

like poppies in fresh cheese.

When I look down upon each of your breasts,

they look like two watermelons in a bag,

so that I’m set on fire just like tow

even though I’m worn and broken by the hoe.

Just think: if I still had the cup of beauty,

I’d follow you through the other girls like a hound;

so too, if getting blocks of stone were possible,

I would make incredible things here today.

— Michelangelo

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[mysteriouslyjollyheart]

I really need a laugh

How about a pink giraffe?

Wash yourself up

In a jello bath.

Take away

The need for math.

All your enemies

Get an itchy rash.

A stranger gives you

Some good ole cash.

Your peeping neighbor

Suddenly gets whiplash.

Your household is

Complete with staff.

You notify your boss

You're giving him the shaft.

You wanted a dog

You received a calf.

Everywhere you go

Where's the staff?

They've recruited your cat

In the draft.

You went fishing

With a hole in your raft.

You like dots

But you wore plaid.

You thought computers

Were just a passing fad.

Just plumb silly

I sure hope you laughed.

Love, Amy

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[albertsemple]

#anti consumption #anti consumerism #zero waste #fast fashion #late stage capitalism #poetrycommunity #poetry #rhymingpoetry #rhyming #rhyming poem #rhyming poetry #amwriting #funny poems #funny poetry #humorous poetry #original poetry #original poem

[living-dead-girl515]

I crack myself up and that's what matters

#creative writing #writing #poetry #poem #love poem #break up poetry #funny poetry #fuck you #idk lol