A wizard of taupe had a plan
To make every room much more bland
So she snuck to the store
Where they sold paint and more
And did a spell to make the colors grayish sand
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Limerick Template
There once was a [PERSON] from [PLACE]
Whose [BODY PART] was [SPECIAL CASE]
When [EVENT] would occur
It would cause [HIM OR HER]
To [BREAK A LAW OF TIME AND SPACE]
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Carmody Groarke: Underground Spa (2008) Location: Limerick, Ireland
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It arrived a million years ago but getting it properly framed took forever. I'm so happy with it!!!
Art by @theshitpostcalligrapher
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Here's the protests arranged for the weekend, show solidarity with Palestine
🇵🇸✊🇮🇪
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there's this claim I've encountered a bunch
that no words exist rhyming with "month"
yet that claim undermines
it's been rhymed with n times
making this instance the n+1th
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I've been working super hard on some really earnest poetry but one is embargoed and the other isn't done. So on this April Fools' Day, please enjoy a limerick that took me honestly WAY longer than it should have:
There once was a demon from Mayfair
Friends with an angel with white hair
When asked “You share a flat?”
He said “It's not like that!”
Then ran back to the bookshop that they share
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Image ID. A Palestinian flag flying from King John's castle in Limerick city. End ID
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There once was a vermillion mage
Who simply would not act his age
For he studied a lot
Though he’s just a tot
The perplexity of the seven year old sage
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The hist’ry classes rarely
Tell how lives are squarely
Normal still
In times of thrill -
We’re doing laundry, barely
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Galtee View, Limerick.
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Can I request Dracula for the limerick game? :D
Sure!
There once was a man (or a bat)
(Or a dog, or a mist cloud, at that)
He’s a terror at night
But today, in the light,
He’s a jerk in a silly straw hat.
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A skeleton once in Khartoum
Asked a spirit up into his room;
They spent the whole night
In the eeriest fight
As to which should be frightened of whom.
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Source details and larger version.
Slithery: my unusual collection of vintage snake imagery.
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