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ot3 · 6 months
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gonna kill my sister
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navybrat817 · 6 months
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Sorry in advance for the multiple polls, lovelies! ❤️
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carbon-mono · 28 days
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Right, that’s it, i’m finally buying a balaclava.
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eyesxxyou · 7 months
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Sorry I'm going thru my asks at like 6 am
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lolwhatarefeelings · 2 years
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Me after killing a bug
(A haiku):
I apologize
For my reckless ways, but you
Had entered my home.
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Being your mother's emotional punching bag, well fuck I suppose someone's gotta do it
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thespiritpixie · 2 years
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Think it’s time to get sober
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ranger-kellyn · 2 years
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Sent off the email to tell the people I interviewed with I wasn't going to accept the job offer and boy am i SWEATING
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destielyurii · 27 days
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viennacherries · 27 days
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whisper-and-tangle · 8 months
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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.
But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.
And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.
And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.
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Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist
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officersnickers · 4 months
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stil-lindigo · 11 months
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hobie motherfuckin' brown!!!!!!
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bellwethers · 1 month
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Tough.
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