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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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magneto just being like idk who you are is so funny because he definitely knows who feilong is

#this is a psychological precision strike okay #x men spoilers #'you stole Mars from me' go buy twitter about it #okay fine maybe this is going to be fun

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#i want a show about them doing family therapy like in that one Always Sunny episode #magneto #pietro maximoff #wanda maximoff #lorna dane #fandom #x men

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It's never going to make sense to me how in the og X-Men movies, Ian McKellen and Rebecca Romijn had some of the best and hilarious and most charming on screen chemistries I've ever seen (I mean, this part makes perfect sense to me, of course they did) - like, this was a gift-wrapped. Peope loved their dynamic, every moment of them is a treat.

What I don't get is how the x-men prequels saw this and were like "how about we make it a non-sensical romance with 0 chemistry that only comes up about every 30 years?" Bro, you could have had it all

#i mean it's because Lawrence and Fassbender don't have the same rizz as Sir Ian and Rebecca #but still. they didn't need to fuck what was the point here. #they were best as giggling terrrorist besties #x men #fandom

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I can't wait for Scarlet Witch & Quicksilver #4 when Pietro and Wanda are going to patch things up, most likely, decide that yes, burning the letter was not a good knee-jerk reaction on Wanda's part but also that Magneto is dead, they can't let stuff like this get between each other anymore and need to focus on the present and the future instead or something along those lines

only to go home and turn on the tv and Magneto's return is on the fucking news lmao

#listen I'm kind of miffed that of all the people we could see Magneto reunite with now that he's back from the dead #the first thing they did was this Tony Stark team-up #but the hilarious side-effect is that Magneto being filmed by journalists in Ressurection of Magneto No. 4 #is likely the way a lot of people are going to find out about it #x men #fandom

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fyodor dostoevsky, crime and punishment

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honestly nothing would be funnier than Professor X leaving Earth, happy with his vision of Magneto embracing his dream of human-mutant co-existence and leading the X-Men, yadda-yadda. And by the time he comes back from his space vacation, the entire team is now on team "magneto was right, actually"

#x men 97 #fandom #x men 97 spoilers

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Funnyguys (gender neutral)

#obsessed with Nightcrawler saying Oida thank youu #x men #fandom

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watching the final scene of the latest x-men 97 episode like: "ohhh someone is going to end painfully. Someone is going to die really, really ugly..."

#HOW DO YOU SEE THIS END. WHERE DO YOU SEE THIS GOING #like after what you did on Genosha you really would wanna to make sure Mags is dead. But THIS? #not a good idea #x men 97 #x men 97 spoilers #fandom #x men

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<3 amber my beloved

#Amber Volakis #house md #fandom

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i don't know who needs to hear this, but guilt, self-hatred and shame are not sustainable sources of growth and healing. you can't hate yourself into feeling better, or being better. you can't repeatedly punish yourself for your flawed humanity and expect wholesome results.

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Donna Noble has never witnessed a regeneration that doesn't result in multiple doctors, at least one of them being David Tennant.

She spends life living with fourteen worried that he's going to fall down the stairs and she'll end up with another one.

#Doctor Who #fandom

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Nikola, I'm so sorry that your last name has become synonymous with those stupid cars.

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not enough biting or punching in person. 2 stars.

This is a real quote from Werner Herzog about Pokémon Go and I can’t.

#headlines #as always thank you for your service Herr Herzog

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X-Men - First Class // X-Men - Days Of Future Past #MWR

#the great thing about being able to make my little gifs is that I can now make passive-aggressive commentary on discourse from 10 years ago #x men #Charles Xavier #Erik Lehnsherr #Magneto #(I have a more complex take on this that I might have to write out one day. But honestly...god he is so right to be pissed at Charles) #fandom #long post

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almost none of the reasons why i support abortion rights have anything to do with babies. really it’s more about the fact that I think the government shouldn’t be able to force you to lend all your organs to someone else and change irreparably in the process. is a fetus a person? I don’t care! If it is a person, I don’t want anyone to be forced to host one against their will! If it isn’t a person, guess what? Nobody should be forced to host one against their will! What’s a soul? What’s a person? When does life begin? IRRELEVANT! A world in which the government can force anyone to manufacture an entirely new human body at the cost of their own is not a world I want to live in!

#also consider this: If while she's pregnant a woman needs a blood donation #and her partner is suitable as a donor #no one could legally force him to donate #if she's starving you couldn't force him to donate his own food #so the idea that it's about 'you had sex so you are responsible for this baby' clearly isn't the driving principle #it's the very old idea that women/afab people are a commodity and don't get a say in their own reproduction #the purpose of the system is what it does. #cw abortion #cw pregnancy

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I just said to a friend, Deadpool × Wolvie is going to be Curseword Georg of the MCU

The thing is, I really hope the new Deadpool isn't just going to be 2 hours of talking the XMCU to shit because as much as a mess as it was, it deserves a better swansong than that - but tbh, with all the characters they brought back and the call-backs, I feel like it's going to be as much a roast as a loving hommage and I think I'm genuinely going to enjoy that

#fandom #deadpool and wolverine #x men