ofmd is like not comedy as in sitcom but comedy as in shakespearean where it’s psychological trauma and conflicts of violence but with dick jokes and the promise of marriage in the end
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norman bates was 27 years old running the bates motel. she should’ve been at the club
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Bird flu? Yes, they tend to do that.
"What's upstairs"? They cannot talk.
Apartment Complex? I find it quite simple.
"Road work ahead"? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.
You're telling me a ginger bred this man?
Wood fired pizza? How is Pizza gonna get a job now??
Chef's kiss? Do- Do they really?
Based? Based on what??
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Okay so who’s gonna write the fic where the bat bites slowly change Steve and Eddie?
It starts with clinginess. Eddie’s possessive of his things, always has been, especially his Sweetheart, his Precious, his guitar. But he gets possessive about smaller things—his dice, his rings, his vest, sure, that all makes sense; but t-shirts? Which he has plenty of? That doesn’t make much sense.
Steve’s always been more chill, but he’s been more possessive lately; curling an arm over Robin’s shoulders, not letting her go until she practically rips him off of herself.
When they’re together, though? It just feels natural to sit together, to be curled up so tight they can hardly tell which limb is whose.
It all comes to a head the day Dustin grabs at Steve’s arm, when he’s tangled with Eddie…
…and Eddie hisses at him.
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they all have 15 diseases each
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