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thoughtcascades · 3 days

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my favorite form of love is being loved without feeling like i was begging for it

#own #text #thoughtcascades #showerthoughts #shower thoughts #quote #quotes #writing #original words #poetry #literature #inspiring #quoteoftheday #poem #aesthetic #prose #inspiring quote #life #spilled ink

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thesleepyskipper · 1 day

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WIP Wednesday

Many thanks to @jmagnabo92, @three-drink-amy, @theprinceandagcd and @duchessdepolignaca03 for the tags!

I've been primarily working on my neighbours AU for @aroyallybigbangrwrb but I thought I'd feature something a little more spicy today that is a much older WIP that I haven't gotten around to writing properly yet.

Alex takes himself in hand, thinking only about Henry. He finally understands why Henry’s face has been the one to appear in all of his fantasies over the past few months, almost every time he takes a shower and he can no longer resist the urge to touch himself. Now that he’s had the chance to experience the real thing, the taste of him, the weight of him in his mouth - it all finally makes sense.

The next time they’re together, Alex desperately wants him in the shower.

Also taking the open tag from @kiwiana-writes!

More tags for anyone else who might like to share: @noahreids, @cha-melodius, @orchidscript, @myheartalivewrites, @cricketnationrise

@ships-to-sail, @rmd-writes, @indestructibleheart, @nontoxic-writes, @sparklepocalypse,

@magicandarchery @fullsunsets, @priincebutt, @onthewaytosomewhere, @dragonflylady77,

@suseagull04, @agame-writes, @hgejfmw-hgejhsf, @anchoredarchangel, @tinyarmedtrex

@henryspearl, @inexplicablymine, @nocoastposts

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #firstprince #rwrb fic #rwrb fanfic #shower thoughts #shower time #spicy content #a little bit of E-rated goodness #wip wednesday

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strangelittlestories · 3 days

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My last manager once coined the phrase ‘bare maximum’ to describe the amount of work our team had been doing.

And I kind of love it?

Like, the oxymoron of bare (as in sparse/empty) with maximum? Very pleasing.

The added layer that bare is British slang for ‘lots’? Enjoyable wordplay.

But also just the logical meaning of the phrase: “I am doing the bare maximum”.

E.g. “I am doing the absolute smallest amount of all the things. I have piled the truly tiniest quantity of total excess onto my comically undersized plate. I am utterly overburdened in the most controlled way possible.”

I can imagine a vampire/revenant/lich saying: “I am greedy for life … in moderation.”

Or a fairytale curse or prophecy telling a queen: “And the world will render unto you the smallest slice of every iota of creation.”

‘Bare maximum’ is, if I’m being honest, kinda how I live my life.

To quote the great Swedish hip-hop act Henry Bowers: “All I ever wanted was a little bit of everything.”

#shower thoughts #wordplay

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shyjusticewarrior · 3 days

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just-being-all-by-myself · 22 hours

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Sometimes a part of me is just like: Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything..!!

Then the other part goes: Fuck life, I just want to murder everyone and laugh while I bathe in their blood.. Hahahaha

Then yet other part is like: I shall take over the world, people will know how dangerous I am. I will kill everyone..

Then the other part goes: why do we even exist? It will all end someday, there is no use in trying to achieve anything..

Then suddenly I am snapped out of this conversation in my head by my friends and they are like:..

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You look a little pale.. Have you eaten or slept today?

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liianliann · 2 days

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Is the lamb going to be a minor for all of eternity?

At which age are they no longer a lamb, but a sheep?

Or are they never going to become a sheep and stay a lamb forever since they are the new god of death aka immortal now?

Then when will they be considered an adult?

#help they are legally not allowed to drink at the bar since they are a minor lol #somebody draw this #please #anyways #new cotl shower thought lmao #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl random stuff #cotl narinder #sort of #shower thoughts

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and-corn · 8 months

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if there's a condition called impulsive anthropomorphizing then I have it

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pretendmynameispoetic · 18 days

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3:13 pm at home

“Being around my family for an extended period of time makes me physically ill. I don't know how else to explain it…”

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x3nshit · 11 months

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you have to be at least a little delusional in order to lead a happy life

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megamuscle885-blog · 2 months

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Did you know:

Your knees crack when you crouch specifically as an audio cue to let you know you've entered stealth mode? This was added when playtesters reported that they didn't know when they were or weren't in stealth mode while moving around. It's also why you grunt when you stand up, to show that you've exited stealth mode.

#shower thoughts

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thoughtcascades · 10 months

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

#own #text #thoughtcascades #showerthoughts #shower thoughts #quote #quotes #writing #original words #poetry #literature #inspiring #quoteoftheday #poem #aesthetic #prose #inspiring quote #life #spilled ink

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sjhfjdjdn · 27 days

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#tfp #shitpost #meme #transformer meme #Transformer memes #Shower thoughts #Transformer shower thoughts #Tfp orion #tfp orion pax #tfp jack #tfp ratchet #tfp miko #tfp rafeal

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cat-cosplay · 4 months

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Being as it's New York, do you think the Ghostbusters ever interrupted a Christmas Carol situation?

Like some Rich Jerk is about to get his world rocked by 3 ghosts only to pay overtime rates on Christmas for the Ghostbusters to put an end to that.

#ghostbusters #Christmas #a christmas carol #shower thoughts

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merlinjoyer · 5 months

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Gwen: Why Lamia is so scared of you? She wouldn't even come close to you

Merlin, trying to hide the fact that it's his magic that is scaring Lamia away: ugh, uhhh, I'm gay

Gwen *gasps angrily*: THIS BITCH IS HOMOPHOBIC

#yeah i know i already have something like this but i rlly wanted to change it #merlin #merthur #guinevere pendragon #bbc merlin #bbc guinevere #gwen pendragon #bbc gwen #merlin incorrect quotes #incorrect merlin quotes #incorrect quotes #shower thoughts

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danshi175 · 2 months

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stuff tha has a wierd name that makes no sense:

Napoleon ice cream flavor (he is dead(cant make ice cream))

grapefruit (grape is the other fruit dummy)

atm machines (NOT A MACHINE (secretly a wizard pulling money from money dimension))

gummy worms (worms dont have gums as they lack a proper mouth and facial features)

stuff with correct names that absolutely make sense

gong (they do be doing that)

orange (self explanatory)

egg (just vibes)

#ramblings #shower thoughts #funny #memes #humor #lol #haha #comedy #meme #relatable memes #relatable

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character-selecton · 6 months

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Shout out to the fruitverse, busblr, snomblr, tbcu, OSHAverse, shower thinkers, potatoblr, restaurantverse, completionist, painters, counters, is-this/is-your-post, your-fave, wizardblr, government agencies, and ALL GIMMICK BLOGS

have fun. Role play. Make lore. Don’t let haters get you down. We may be “cringe”, but at least we know how to have fun

#epprbcu #fruitverse #wizardblr #oshaverse #shower thoughts #restaurantverse #gimmick blogs #roleplay blog #not rpg #ooc #busblr #potatoblr #tbcu #text doctor #government agencies #your fave is #completionist #showerfam

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