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urban-surfin · 3 hours ago
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Hasids and Hayseeds = Klezmer bluegrass band
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urban-surfin · 3 hours ago
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Baby, you erect my monument!
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urban-surfin · 3 hours ago
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Today is a Grade-A gray day
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urban-surfin · 3 hours ago
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Rapt = all wrapped up in
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urban-surfin · 3 hours ago
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Chest cold = witch’s tit
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urban-surfin · 3 hours ago
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I suffer from an apartment complex.
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urban-surfin · 3 hours ago
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Republicans have reached herd inanity.
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voldiebuns · 21 hours ago
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Too Long Since by reeby10 Word Count: 306 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Trek RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto Characters: Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto Additional Tags: Cold Weather, Established Relationship, Fluff Summary: The hostess led him to the back corner of the restaurant, tucked away where none of the other patrons would be able to see it.
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People in Alola call their aloe brand sun burn gel "Alola Vera".
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justbellathings · 2 days ago
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the fact that the phrase "go off" can mean both start working AND stop working..
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chillywillow1 · 2 days ago
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Ho, see? No Kirby.
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dzamie · 2 days ago
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gonna go against the proship community here and admit that shipping Sir Pentious (Hazbin) is actually ILLEGAL :/ :/
I hope this doesn't stir too much drama but I'm Very Sure about this one!!
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Sir Pentious is a cobra, presumably venomous. It's illegal to put venomous snakes through the mail - hence, illegal to "ship."
Nonvenomous snakes are fine, though. Just gotta label them. Long-distance noodles. You've heard of chess by mail, now try snek by mail!
Anyway let Stamper Snek fuck whoever he wants. Especially Alastor.
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canalsobemoe · 3 days ago
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Chapter 5 of ‘Twice Told’ now up on AO3!
This is Fairyland. Anyone up for some riddles?
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puzzlenation · 3 days ago
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Solution to our May the 4th Jedi Logic Puzzle!
In today's blog post, we've got the solution to last week's #Maythe4th logic puzzle!
Last week, we celebrated Star Wars Day (aka May the Fourth) with a Jedi-themed brain teaser for our fellow puzzlers and PuzzleNationers to solve! How do you crack this Star Wars-inspired Jedi mystery? Let’s find out together! On a small planet in the Mid Rim, a group of Jedi defeated several squads of battle droids. Reporters had a hard time piecing together descriptions of the five Jedi who…
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kyoshi · 3 days ago
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i’m in the shadows you cannot get rid of me, centipede entity making moves taking blues never leave paper trails police can make it to, straight from a fable i’m Cain and youre Able, I’m holy, i’m sacred I know imma make it
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I JUST REALIZED “AEOR” WAS PROBABLY TAKEN FROM THE WAY WE SAY “AORTA”
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tributary · 4 days ago
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i think it is important to define your terms at the outset of a discussion AND i think that playing language games is wildly unproductive
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