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gavamont · 2 days
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Raiding a dungeon, but raiding with friends
If you’re raiding with buddies, the fun never ends
But that’s cause this dungeon has looped time
But I’m here with friends, so that’s just fine
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“New book”
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precariouswizardry · 2 days
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Just found out what you fuckers use voodoo for. Shame. Shame on all of you.
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i think i’m actually the shittiest wizard ever
No. Im the shittest wizard i literally said so and i said it first. Do you want to fight? Are you craving a fireball to the face?
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song-de-lune · 2 days
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HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS
I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.
MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN
I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.
You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.
Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.
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yeast-wizard · 19 hours
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Fermis lays beneath a glass bowl, staring at the dark, stormy skies above. Rain pours down upon Wizard Island Island, distant lightning strikes sometimes lighting up the forest.
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IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!
With the release of the Announcement post, the official Blue Moon Ball discord will open!
It'll be small, and with the intent of helping me communicate with people better. Updates for the ball will be posted to both discord and tumblr still, so don't worry!!
Pinglist A
@scuttling-comfuddlement @the-gnomest-bastard @kobold-sanctuary-buss-island @satyrs-apothecary @irving-the-pirate-wizard @morbingtime @justagingerwithredhair @chaos-familiar @these-detestable-hands @regina-the-sorceress @combustion-witch @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @selldemapplez @agentldiddy @fractalkitty @wizard-island-trading-co @good-wizard @the-illegal-wizard-council @ash-the-tiefling @mysticminion @blobbiedaykeeppcaway @blaster-fagot @life-is-okay-rn2 @skyethebisexualwolfwizard @thequeerwizardcouncil @dread-the-eldritch-wizard @profeshinul-wizurd @a-squirrel-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @amateur-wizard @chaos-wizard-nyehehe @bertskullhaver @transgender-wizard @flowers-the-sun-witch @thebookshelflord @ceeceelemons @the-silliest-sorcerer @wizard-ghost @a-goose-in-a-trenchcoat @flirtyambiguouswizard @paltering-peculiarity @parkyrtheelvishbard
(A reblog with the rest of the pings is coming!).
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devious-buffoon · 5 months
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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robots-scare-me · 5 months
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the con crunch sleep deprivation caught up to me at the con so i took a nap before the cosplay contest
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softandwigglybones · 4 months
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*reblog for a more universal wizard tower*
Edit: it's supposed to say purposeless area,
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gavamont · 13 hours
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I cast a spell
A spell I cast
Spell did go well
Give me big ass
Counterspell next
From enemy
Ass went and left
Sad as can be
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ash-the-tiefling · 1 month
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COUNTRY GNOMES
TAKE THEIR BONES
*a bunch of gnomes in overalls run toward you and take your bones out of you*
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carnivalwizard · 7 months
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wizards see a swirling elixir and r like "anyone gonna chug this?" then get sent to the mirror dimension
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tarot15 · 10 months
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the-final-knight · 4 months
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You find a letter on your desk, sealed in red wax.
If you choose to open it, it says:
'Meet me at the dock by nightfall.'
Huh... Will do i suppose.
*I wait till nightfall then begin walking there*
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