*reblog for a more universal wizard tower*
Edit: it's supposed to say purposeless area,
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the amulet stays on during sex. i don't care if it's cursed and giving you the heeby jeebies it's drippy as hell
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My cat is pondering MY orb. How do i keep this silly creature away from my stuff?
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Shout out to the council wizards who don't go hee hoo or cast inadvisable spells. Shout out to the wizards who work tirelessly behind the scenes studying spells and their effects in order to make recommendations for the yearly banned list. Shout out to the wizards who diligently work on Council Code Enforcement to keep the ignorant safe from dangers they cannot possibly comprehend.
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Betye Saar, Mti, 1973
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As my mother always said, reduce, reuse, reanimate!
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YOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT FUCK W ME
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The oldest and wisest wizard in the world invites you to Her glamorous tower mansion. She has a quest for you. Do you accept the invitation? Or do you stay home?
gasp! of course i accept!
(a little late some might say, but real ones know a wizard is NEVER late)
i dress in my finest robes (the one with the peacock and the nautilus and the Constellation Ass) and head on to her tower mansion
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Tumblr keeps recommending me posts about Blood Magic, and I'm getting a little concerned.
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Actually, wizards should be allowed to cast any spells they like
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confession: a couple lives ago i went to a beach, got blotted out of my fucking gourd, and put a weird spell on some rocks so that they'd make people old.
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James: Reg have u seen my glasses?
Sirius: oh i’m not-
James: did i leave them in your bed again?
Sirius:
James: wait i found them
Sirius:
James:
Sirius:
James:
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