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doodlemcjazzhands · 2 days
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They have no idea what they're doing.
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alexsays-no · 2 months
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Happy Birthday to one of the man I love the most ♡♡♡
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My light my love ♡
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aithusarosekiller · 2 months
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James: climbs through the window of his own house
Sirius, watching the tv: hey
James: *scream* how the hell did you get in my house??? I thought Remus took your key away because you kept disappearing and inviting yourself over here??
Sirius: Reg gave me yours
James: so I just had to climb through MY OWN KITCHEN WINDOW because I didn't want my husband to know I lost my key again...and all along HE'D GIVEN IT TO YOU?
Sirius: he wanted to know how long it would take for you to say somthing
James: ...
Sirius: you love me too much to be mad at me, come here, I have popcorn
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moondustinfj · 3 months
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James and Sirius real life footage
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Be gay do crime 🤟
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pearlynia · 1 month
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Remus and Regulus discussing about books
Sirius, sighing dramatically: Prongs, the light of my life, since our boyfriends ditched us for each other, why don't we get married!?
James, wiping out fake tears: Padfoot, the love of my life, it would be an honor to marry you!
Sirius, fake crying: Moony, I'm dumping you for my soon to be husband!
James, fake sniffing: Regulus-
Regulus: Can you two shut the fuck up or get the fuck out, the adults are speaking.
Remus: Honestly you two, didn't Effie taught you to not interrupt your elders?
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jaylienpotter · 9 months
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Sirius: you can't date James!
Regulus: why not?! Give me one good reason.
Sirius:
Sirius: I kissed him first.
Regulus:
James: in like year 3... on a dare... what does that-
Sirius: it's a brother rule. Not that you would know those, TRAITOR!
James: what rule??
Sirius: the first to get it keeps it. We don't share.
James: "it"? Don't I have a say in this?
Black brothers: no.
James:
Regulus: you have Lupin already! You're just gatekeeping Potter.
Sirius: bloody right, I am!
Regulus: well I marked him already so there's no going back from that. I win. *leaves dramatically*
Sirius: mark? What did he mean m- JAMES POTTER ARE YOU SHAGGING MY BABY BROTHER?!
James: I-I... *incoherent noises*
Sirius: *death stare*
James: I wouldn't- call it... Exactly- *runs*
Sirius: YOU BROTHERFUCKER!
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not-rab · 3 months
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James: Reg have u seen my glasses?
Sirius: oh i’m not-
James: did i leave them in your bed again?
Sirius:
James: wait i found them
Sirius:
James:
Sirius:
James:
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Important Conversations
Platonic Prongsfoot>>>
"Pads....I think I'm queer."
"Same, Prongs. Now pass the marmalade."
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"Padfoot...I like your brother."
"Eurgh. Are you sure? He's so...prickly."
"Yeah. I'm sure."
"If you're sure. Pass me my quill?"
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"Sirius? Reg and I are dating."
"I know, Prongs. You turn into a puddle around him."
"Right. Yeah...I....he's lovely."
"No, he's not. Now give me my Potions book."
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"Prongs? Do you like my outfit?"
"Erm. Yeah, it's alright."
"What?"
"What!?"
"Alright? How dare you insult me like this? I worked my arse off for hours on this jacket! I've never felt so betrayed! My best friend, too! How could you?"
"You look perfect, Sirius."
"Thank you! I know!"
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hrlx23 · 5 months
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Regulus after Remus told him about him and Sirius:
Ew why would you do that to yourself?
Sirius after James told him about him and Regulus:
EWWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?
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kwiwrites · 5 months
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I NEED. I NEED Remus and Regulus to have to the same unhealthy level of codependency that James and Sirius do. I need it viscerally. I need them looking for each other in empty rooms, I need them finishing each other’s sentences. I need them sharing books and sweaters and stationeries until they don’t even know who the original is. I need them instinctively brushing shoulders, brushing hands and noses and I need them tangled up in the same bed, breathing in sync. I need them touching all of the time because they can’t bear to be away from the platonic other half of their soul.
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veethebeequeen · 6 months
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James writing a letter to Walburga after the black brothers escape to his house: Mrs. Black, I know you are not a huge fan of me.
James: and that is ok, I don't like you either.
James: but if you didn't like me then you're really not going to like me now.
James: because not only am I your older son's best friend....
James: but I'm dating your younger one too.
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alexsays-no · 7 months
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More about the contortionist Black
James in denial:
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They are so competitive with each other
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aithusarosekiller · 2 months
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Sirius: okay, I'm bored, has anyone got any gossip to share?
Lily: nah
Remus: not really
Peter: well, there's always Jamie's new guy
James: ...
Sirius: WHAT? James has a new guy? Why did I not know about this?
James: UHHH-
Peter, who knew exactly what he was doing: because he was waiting to introduce you two, right James?
James, sweating buckets: UMMMM
Sirius, still completely unaware: oh this is so cute! ofc I want to meet this boy of yours
James: AHHHHHHH
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moondustinfj · 3 months
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Sirius *looking into the bathroom mirror* : Hey Moony...I know it's unexpected that I'm here. But I wanted to tell you something...You're my boo...You're my boo and I'm- and I'm...I've been missing you...I've been missing you oh so long-
James *appearing behind Sirius* : You know what's weird?
Sirius: *high pitched scream*
James: I don't find this weird anymore
Sirius: What's your problem James?? How much of that did you hear?? How long have you been standing there??
James:
Sirius:
Sirius: I'm in love man...I'm in love with Remu-
James: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT EXCEPT YOU DUMBASS
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pearlynia · 2 months
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Sirius "dogfather" Black
Remus "I love you more than chocolate" Lupin
James "it's a stag not a deer🤓" Potter
Regulus "I'm not gonna learn how to swim, you can't tell me what to do! *Drowns not even a year later* Black
Barty "I'm not insane 🙄" (famous last words) Crouch
Evan *DEAD silent* Rosier
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spookeart · 7 months
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October 31st angst🪦
The idea of Sirius finding them and immediately breaking bc he’s just lost his soulmate- I’m unwell
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