#the marauders incorrect quotes

[my-castles-crumbling]

Sirius, introducing Regulus to his friends after they reconcile: …and this is my friend Remus!

Regulus, rolling his eyes: Sirius, I’ve seen you two in the hall. I told you I’m gay. You don’t have to lie to me.

Sirius, confused: What?

Remus, nervous: What?

Regulus, turning to James: Are they seriously that oblivious?

James, distracted by Regulus’s eyes: What?

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[incorrectly-mischievous]

Remus: we tried things your way, guys

Peter, Sirius and James: no we didn’t?

Remus: we did it in my head and it didn’t work

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[soleilonis]

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[old-fashioned-lover-boy]

Sirius: Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest of them all?

Mirror: it's you

Sirius: Wrong. It's remus

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[mischievovstar]

interviewer: and what would you tell James if he was listening?

Sirius: that we love you, and we miss you, and we are looking for you. and Lucinda from herbology is pregnant.

Remus: oh my god yes i mean she says she's not pregnant but it's obvious she is

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[saintchaser]

remus: sirius, can i have a quickie?

sirius, sputtering: a what now?

remus: a quickie

remus: the food

sirius: do you mean

sirius: a quiche

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[soleil-black]

James opening the dor: Oh, Hi, Sirius, Hi... I was not expecting you here right now

Sirius: Hello? We're going to the clubs, remember? We'll go pick up the others.

James: oh yeah, listen... I've been meaning to tell you something. Since you're here... I'm with Reggie...

Sirius: oh, yeah? Great, one place less to go

James: Really, you're okay with that? I've been worried you'd freak out

Sirius: what? Why would I freak out? And why do you look so disheveled? James... are you high right now? You're making no sense

James: ummm... well yeah, I think I am

Sirius: you got high with my brother without me?! What are you on?

James: ... watermelon sugar?

Sirius: oh for fucks sake is that Harry Styles reference? What the fuck is...

Sirius: JAMES

Sirius: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE WITH REGGIE ?!

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[theydidntactuallysaythis]

sirius: there is NOTHING more important than the fit

remus: except the bit.

sirius, nodding sagely: except the bit.

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[dysany]

Lily, dressed up for a date: ok, are we ready to go?

James: yeah sure

Remus, Peter and Sirius: *get up with him, all dressed up*

Lily:

Marauders:

Lily: ...what's going on?

Remus: we are a pack

Sirius: pay one get four

Peter: we are an extension of James at this point

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[incorrectly-mischievous]

Lily: there’s nothing in the fridge

Mary: well, you could always eat me

Remus, loudly closing his book: do you realize there’s other people in the room when you say this shit

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[justahawkinsgirl]

Sirius: just… be yourself

Regulus: "Be myself?" Sirius, this is Y/N’s father and I have one day to win him over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Y/N: right away

Remus: two weeks

Lily: 4 months

James: Jury’s still out

Regulus: See? “Be myself” what kind of garbage advice is that?

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[old-fashioned-lover-boy]

Regulus: *falls while walking in a hallway*

James: *catches him*

James: I think you just-

Regulus: don't say it-

James: fell for me

Regulus: let go of me

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[mischievovstar]

barty: who wants me?

regulus: the mental hospital.

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[sailorpegasus]

Gryffindor dorms at 2am

Peter: guys do you think I'll find my soulmate?

Remus: go to sleep pete

*Sirius snoring*

Peter: are we gonna be friends for ever?

James: c'mon dude

Peter: but you have to promise

Remus: yeah, sleep

Peter: if i wake up being a rat, would you still love me?

James: sure

*Peter transforms himself and climb to james bed squiking*

James: the fuck..

* hands James a note*

"Do you still love me?"

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[rideulie]

Hogwarts circa, 1970's

X : soo, how did you realize that you're a queer?

"EVERY non-sapphic queer student" : I had a crush on Remus Lupin in 4th/5th year.

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[theydidntactuallysaythis]

sirius: wanna get blowup dinosaur costumes and wear them to class with me? remus: i happen to enjoy not getting detention, so no sirius: i'm leaving you.

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