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to-my-enigma · 3 days
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besties wake up marauders deep dive just dropped
screaming kicking my feet i have been waiting for this vid for MONTHS go give her some love!
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luizd3ad · 2 days
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Game Time | Poly!Bartylus x GN!Reader One shot
ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 ࣪˖⤷ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ࣪ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 ˖ ⤷
Pairing: Barty Crouch Jr x GN Reader x Regulus Black
WC: 700
TW: polyamorous relationship, Modern AU, light talks about killing Sims, no use of Y/N, this is just fluff
Author's Note: Honestly I just got this idea bc my sims hyper fixation is coming back. The little bit of French that’s in here I got from google please tell me if it’s wrong.
Summary: Regulus comes home to you and Barty playing the sims.
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Someone tell me to stop making theses for ever fic please. I won't listen but someone should still tel me.
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Regulus had spent the day with Sirius, just catching up. 
They've been finding it harder to do so since leaving Hogwarts so they try to make it a priority to see each other as often as possible. 
He did enjoy spending time with his brother but right now all he wanted to do was go home to his partners. 
You and Barty were like a breath of fresh air to him after his social battery was drained. Just being in the presence of both of you was enough to make him feel better. 
Regulus finally crossed the threshold to his shared flat. He took his shoes and jacket off at the entrance and put them in their designated places.
But then he noticed the flat was quiet which was rare considering Barty lived there.
“Mon amours? I’m home?”
Regulus called out looking around the flat curiously. 
No one was in the living room. He didn't hear anyone in the kitchen. 
He started walking down the hall that held their shared bedroom and the guest room/ office when he heard them.
“Angel, I love you but you're wrong!”
“Watch it Crouch! Or you'll end up in the basement next..”
Regulus was only slightly taken back when he heard his partner say that to their boyfriend. 
Honestly it wouldn't be the first time he heard them say something like that.
Barty then gasped and started shirking something about ‘Never feeling so betrayed’ which was something Barty would say often. 
Regulus took a deep breath mentally preparing himself and then opened the door to the office, he couldn't help but let out a soft chuckle at the sight in front of him.
There they were, the loves of his life hunched over the computer playing the muggle game that Remus had shown them.
‘The Sims’ he thinks it was called, but he couldn't quite remember. 
“Barty.. Did you take the ladder out of the pool again?”
Barty then gasped as if the thought was inconceivable. 
“What would make you think such a thing, angel?”
“I mean other than the fact that you've done it before? The sim’s name is Bartemius Crouch and he looks exactly like your father.”
Barty then giggles looking proud of himself. 
“Leave him there he deserves it.”
Barty says with a wide smile.
Regulus chuckles a little louder this time and shakes his head finally catching the attention of his partners.
You and Barty both turn your heads to look at Regulus. 
You send him a big smile and say.
“Hi my love, how's Sirius?”
“Sirius is fine. Now what are you two doing?”
Regulus say still standing in the doorway of the room.
“I'm trying to show our darling boyfriend that there's more to The Sims than killing the people that you wish you could kill in real life.”
“And I'm trying to show our angel that killing people in the game is the most fun you can have.”
“Wait, so you make the characters people you actually know?”
You and Barty look at each other and then look at Regulus with raised eyebrows.
“Obviously.”
Barty says looking at Regulus like it should be common sense.
“Wait so you have a character of me?”
“Of course we do.”
You say then turning back to the computer clicking on the mouse a few times and then waving Regulus over to show him a big house with sims of the three of you.
“Is this supposed to be our house?”
“Yes. Unfortunately we’re not all technically dating on here, since that's not an option.”
You explain while Barty crosses his arms while pouting and saying.
“Which is stupid.” 
Regulus just smiles at Barty and kisses his head. 
“It’s okay ​mon beau because we’re dating in real life.”
Regulus says while running his hand through his boyfriend's hair.
You and Barty spent the rest of the night showing Regulus your favorite parts of the game. 
Regulus found himself having a good time whether it was just because he got to spend time with the two of you or because he actually found the game entertaining he didn't know nor did he care.
He was just content and happy to be there.
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hedgehog-troops · 2 days
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✨marauders era characters as text conversations i have had✨:
cw: slightly nsfw, nothing explicit
Barty: you're old as fuck
Regulus: i don't fuck like the old tho
Regulus:
Regulus: i did NOT mean to say that
Barty: (internally hyperventilating)
Barty: WHAT RHE FUCK??
Regulus: *shitshitshit*
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fromagony · 2 days
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i wanna write jarty i wanna write bartylus i wanna write rosestarkiller i wanna write rosekiller i wanna write jegulus i wanna write a fuck fest but i don't want to write
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sixlane · 1 day
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hi hi hi 🫶 would you mind sharing your bartylus thoughts? i am so curious about them
bella! i would love to share my thoughts! giving you a giant kiss <3
barty and reg became friends when they were very young and it was definitely one of those friendships of convenience for regulus. he was constantly annoyed with this loud mouth weirdo who is catching spiders with his bare hands and showing them to him meanwhile regulus just wants to read his nancy drew books on the playground in peace. but reg is a little quiet weirdo kid too just in a different way. so neither of them have other friends and just stick together
it’s one of those things where they look up in 10 years and they’ve spent half their lives together. reg is like “how did i get here” (he loves barty more than he’s ever loved anyone) and barty is like “🥺 ten year anniversary head??” (he’s been looking for a way to merge their very beings almost since they met)
barty is obsessed with the place where regulus’ ass meets his thighs and reg is obsessed with barty’s collarbones
they can predict what the other will say in any given situation. and they often say the same thing at the exact same time. it makes barty laugh so hard because every time reg is like “get the FUCK out of my head”
regulus is terrible at making decisions so barty makes them for him (he always somehow chooses the option that regulus is secretly partial to)
they really are just that secret third thing and i love them so bad
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jamespotterbbg · 3 days
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my boy only breaks his favorite toys as bartylus
regulus’s pov, about barty
“the voices in his head”
“but you should’ve seen him when he first got me”
“and i’ll tell you that he runs because he loves me”
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nixnight1 · 1 day
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Mi jefe me hizo un té 😭😭😭
Anyway...
I want to write a bartylus one shot, but one where Barty doesn't die, you know?
Lonely dancers
Like...
Barty and Regulus marry each other young and nobody knows that, till they find out and everyone is so upset because one: "wtf you didn't tell us?!" And two: "You didn't invited to your wedding you cunt!!!" So they decide to just plan a bigger wedding with everyone they love? And Regulus decides that if he's going to have a bigger wedding, he wants Sirius in it, so he decides to be brave and contact his brother
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you guys have to read this bartylus circus au by @cryinglookingatsoulages !
it was such a fun read and also had me on my toes about everything (and how fucking smart regulus is)
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moondustinfj · 3 months
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Barty: From now on we'll be using code names! I'll be "eagle 1"
Barty: *points to Regulus* Reggie is "been there done that"
Regulus: 😑
James: hey now-
Barty: *points to Evan* Evan is "currently doing that"
Evan: *smirks and highfives Barty*
Barty: *points to Remus* Remus is "happened once in a dream"
Remus: *lifts an eyebrow*
Sirius: *offended gasp*
Barty: *points to Dorcas* Cas is "if I had to pick a girl"
Dorcas: *snorts* in your dreams Crouch
Barty: And Dora is
Pandora:
Evan:
Dorcas:
Regulus:
Barty: "eagle 2"
Evan and Pandora: oh thank god
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jiangyanlissidepiece · 5 months
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Evan and Barty been waiting for YEARS for Regulus to turn their relationship into a threesome and then JAMES FUCKING POTTER—
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kthaios · 20 days
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if everyone’s straight in canon everyone can be gay in fanon
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regulusblock · 29 days
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Barty: bro i think we committed the perfect crime
Evan: what do u mean bro
Barty: i stole ur heart and u stole mine
Evan: bro
Barty: bro
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thund3randrain · 2 months
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so i made a thing
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silveryones · 3 months
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stay with me
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leftwiththeriverr · 3 months
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for me to be left alone in a room full of things that I’ve done
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mydarlingdearestdead · 10 months
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Regulus: I am at a loss for words!
Barty, voice over: Despite being lost for words, Regulus yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
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