been thinking about rodrick heffley
god i wanna be him so bad it hurts
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And now, a moment of silence for all the asexual vampires who cannot consume the holy bread of life. Stay strong soldiers 💪
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me when sending one (1) tumblr dm makes my music turn off completely
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Me emerging from the psych ward (no one knew where i was):
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I love pinterest sm bc I'll be looking for fancast or ship photos and just see a thousand flashes of a thousand people's lives preserved in a wall of photographs for the whole world to see. I mean who are these people? What are their lives like? What are their goals, hopes, dreams, fears and loves? Why are they here, preserved for my veiwing pleasure? I feel like I'm peeking into a million different lives so different to mine its honestly amazing.
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I'm sure my existential nightmares about the coming end of the world and my death are nothing to worry about and don't need to be mentioned to my therapist
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I'm gonna pass out
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I can't have people blaming themselves, this is my fault
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Maybe I really did deserve this
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Actually tweaking I only have 3
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Bitches be like igaf and then boom ibuprofin
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My parents have my phone in their room and I forgot to delete my messages from last night oh fuck oh shit i feel like im gonna puke
friend keeps texting my phone while the ringer is on loud in the same room as my parents. if they check it im a dead man.
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friend keeps texting my phone while the ringer is on loud in the same room as my parents. if they check it im a dead man.
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the terrible change save me...the terrible change...save me the terrible change
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