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hedgehog-troops · 3 days
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✨marauders era characters as text conversations i have had✨:
cw: slightly nsfw, nothing explicit
Barty: you're old as fuck
Regulus: i don't fuck like the old tho
Regulus:
Regulus: i did NOT mean to say that
Barty: (internally hyperventilating)
Barty: WHAT RHE FUCK??
Regulus: *shitshitshit*
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valoflunar · 2 days
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regulus would stay up for multiple nights on end to see if people really do pass out from lack of sleep
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BAND AU BAND AU!!
(pls zoom in bc this drawing is stacked)
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(took the photo ref from pics/videos of celebrities-these celebrities include matt hitt, timothee chalamet, boygenius and lewis capaldi)
close ups without colour bc i may or may not like them better:
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these two are the exception bc they turned out pretty cool
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regglilbean · 3 months
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TW : blood ?
insane love
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close ups
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aithusarosekiller · 2 months
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*in a life or death situation*
Dorcas: okay how the fuck do we get out of here?
Pandora: I'm working on a plan but it should take about four hours
Man: *points weapon at them*
Regulus: *survival instincts kick in and he manages to flirt his way out of the situation*
Everyone: ......
Regulus: ......
Barty: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
Regulus: I AM JUST AS CONFUSED AS YOU ARE
Evan: please go back to being quiet and offputting, that was fucking terrifying
Dorcas: Yeah, I agree. That was weirdly attractive and I'm literally a lesbian.
Pandora: *still trying to carry out her plan to see if it would've worked*
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kairospy · 7 months
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Regulus: where is that fucking idiot?
Barty: …I’m right here?
Regulus: surprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time
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iliveforrosekiller · 8 months
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dorcas: guys if you could have a threesome with any two gryffindors, who would they be?
evan: sirius and marlene
dorcas: excuse me-
barty: lupin and evans
regulus: james and remus
pandora: lily and peter
dorcas: peter???
pandora: yes, don’t judge me. he listened to me talk about crystals and i have a soft spot for him.
barty: i chose lily cz i feel like she the typa woman to peg me.
regulus: i like tall guys
evan: marlene’s just hot. and sirius wears heels, which is an automatic smash.
dorcas *speechless*:😐
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vomits0cutely · 18 days
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Remus: my dog just got hit by an ice cream truck.
Regulus: aww.. :(
Pandora: Reg.. what did you do?
Regulus: what? Sirius was being a bitch
Barty & James: oh!-
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siriusthirdcousin · 7 months
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regulus is the type of person to never back down from a fight or take back what he said, even when his words are misconstrued
regulus: i don’t like your outfit
sirius, dramatically: ARE YOU SAYING YOU HATE MY GUTS AND WANT ME DEAD? THATS SO MEAN, REGULUS!!
regulus, shrugging: well yes, i’m just being honest
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siriuslygay1981 · 1 month
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Barty- You've been tamed
Regulus- I have not been tamed.
Evan- Domesticated
Regulus- I have not--
Barty- Bark, bark,' that's you
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littleliterarylesbian · 9 months
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Barty, Regulus, Evan, Pandora, and Dorcas are totally the popular people in school where if they're all quiet for more than a minute they're 100% making fun of someone. Pandora usually giggles and does the whole "Stoooopp! That's so mean!" thing. Prove me wrong.
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hedgehog-troops · 1 month
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marauders as conversations i have had:
regulus: guys, i need a reference photo of a man, preferably tan/darkskinned... topless.
evan: damn, are you trying to draw your ideal type?
regulus: considering im drawing james potter, yes.
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valoflunar · 3 months
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Barty is so genius but at the same time no common sense at all like he’ll get 12 OWL’s with no sweat but somehow still set water on fire
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i heard some of you hc barty as italian?? that gives me ideas
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B: ao ma da ‘ndo pisci che sei tutta patata?
E: i have no clue what you just said but it sounded sexy
reggie, who knows exactly what barty said and wonders why the fuck it worked:
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it’s hard to translate in english but basically barty called evan a pretty girl in a…questionable way (patata=potato=pretty girl or 🐱)
some guys in italy say it to girls and sometimes (somehow) it works???
close up!!
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Barty Crouch Jr — perception
Barty has a certain reputation around the school — on one hand, his father’s the head of DMLE and he’s from a prominent Light family, but on the other, he’s a Slytherin and best friends with the likes of Rosier and Black, known from being old and Dark families.
He’s also impulsive, and often gets into fights. He’s always arguing, quick to draw his wand, and rumoured to dabble in Dark Arts; in his fifth year, when he hits fifteen, almost nobody dares to cross him. The teachers don’t like him, and Filch outright seethes every time he sees him. He has gotten into detention more times than anyone can count, but never for a long time — he can keep his worse deeds quiet, after all.
After OWL results get released, nobody knows what his are. Half of the castle is quite shocked he didn’t get kicked out for failing every class, but the teachers start taking longer glances at him.
That passes after a few months, when every one of them realizes his record-breaking results will not transfer into him putting any actual work into class. Barty has an infuriating habit of not turning in homework, but since Hogwarts only counts in the end year exams for passing the class, they can’t do anything else than put him into detention for one more afternoon, and they gave up on that method around his fourth year, when it became clear it wasn’t working.
All in all, he’s pretty respected in his house, and very much feared in the others. He enjoys his reputation. He knows it infuriates his father, which is always an appreciated bonus, and will establish himself as trustworthy amongst the Dark families. His friends can vouch for him, but Barty likes having a guarantee.
Nobody knows how he and Regulus fall into the same bed — first after nightmares, even in first year, when both of them needed every bit of comfort they could get, then after Sirius leaves and Regulus wakes up in the middle of the night screaming, and finally every single night, and Barty can finally bury his face in Regulus’ neck and breathe in his scent and think /he’s mine and only mine, forever/. On the other side of the room Evan laughs at them, mutters something about them finally stopping pining after years, but Barty knows he’s genuinely happy for them. They leave the empty bed in case either Dorcas, Pandora, or both want to stay the night.
Nobody knows what his plans are after Hogwarts. He aced his OWLs, the first 12 O’s in the history of the school — he guesses he should be proud of that, but really, he did it because he was bored — and to beat his father’s 10 O’s and 2 EE’s. Nobody knows how many NEWTs he plans to take, and neither does he. He will most likely decide last minute, just like he did before. Nobody knows how quickly his brain memorizes knowledge and forgets the most basic deadlines.
Nobody knows how his father treats him, how he treated mama when she was alive. Nobody knows how the ring on his right middle finger was once hers, a promise ring she got from her family before they all died, before she had to leave the country, before she got married and wasted her life. Nobody knows she taught him her language, how he calls Regulus kochanie just as she called him, with love dripping out of every single letter.
Nobody knows, except him and his friends. They know.
They know the way he lets Regulus and Evan rant about quidditch despite having no passion for the sport himself. How he can duel freely with Dorcas, because they’re always on the same level, how they keep track of who won and how they’re almost always tying the score. How Pandora tells him about her most recent experiments, asks him to help her with the next one — meaning to help him steal the ingredients needed for potions from Slughorn — and how he always agrees.
And he’s more than fine with all of that. Barty Crouch Jr likes his secrets and will continue to have them. He will keep it secret when he murders his father with his friends by his side. He will keep it secret when he threatens Sirius no-longer-Black with the Cruciatus curse if he ever dares to hurt Regulus’ feelings again, even show his face to the current Black heir. How he will make Regulus the current Black Lord if his parents dare to coerce him into doing something he will regret for the rest of his life for the sake of the family.
He will not, however, keep it secret when he marries his darling Regulus. He will not keep it secret when he exposes (after the bastard’s death) his father for every type of abuse that fell into their family. He will not keep it secret when he buries the name Crouch under the ground, and takes his husband’s.
Barty, as every (future) Black, has a flare for dramatics, after all.
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aithusarosekiller · 2 months
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Barty gives Evan the princess treatment but in the most deranged, wierdy possessive way possible
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