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im-in-a-love-cult · 23 hours

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Random marauders headcanons!!

Sirius does not like physical touch unless it's a bro hug with James or Remus is touching him. He can make an exception if someones really upset tho

Regulus is one of those people who smoke then aggressively cough after. He tries to hide it when he smokes with Barty and Evan but he doesn't do great 😭

Barty is either sickly sweet to people (Pandora, Dorcas, Lily, Evan ect) or grabs at every opportunity to insult them (James, Sirius, not as much Remus funnily enough). And if he actually hates them he just punches them

Peter can breakdance strangely well??

Marlene doesn't wear makeup apart from an eyeliner pencil. Not in a pick me kinda way she just genuinely does not know what the fuck to do 😭

Regulus's favourite chocolate is white, and he loves sugar. Sirius is the opposite, he likes dark chocolate and doesnt mind sugar but it's definitely not his favourite

Dorcas is genuinely so sarcastic and funny, but Pandora does not understand sarcasm. My girl is confused

Peter is a silent judger. He will give you dirty looks and side eyes but if you ask what the problem is he's like 'nothingg...'

Mary really suits red and wears mostly that but she buys all her room decorations pink

Lily's favourite flowers are daisies. James always gets her Lilys and she finds it endearing, she doesn't tell him that tho (i love jegulus too don't bite me)

Majority of them smoke but Sirius, Remus and Barty do it most often. Remus doesn't like Sirius doing this. On the contrary, Pandoras never touched a cig in her life

Sirius and Regulus both have French accents, but Sirius's fades over the years. Of course, in some words he has a little French flair.

Pandora lets bugs crawl on her unless it's a hosile one. In that case, she gently scoops it of her and puts it where its safe

Lily and mary lie next to eachother in bed with facemasks on and they just sit in comfortable silence

Dorcas has really long natural nails. Her and Marls are both on the asexual spectrum so she doesn't need to trim them unless it's once in a blue moon.

Marlene sits cross-legged like a child whenever she can (same)

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winnienora13 · 3 days

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Jobs The Marauders would have if they were muggles:

James: soccer player

Peter: would own a cafe full of plants and cats

Remus:history teacher at university

Sirius:social media strategist

Marlene: mechanic

Mary:lawyer

Pandora:yoga teacher

Evan:pathologist

Barty:bartender

Dorcas:nurse

Lily:physiotherapist

Regulus:child welfare social worker

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not-rab · 28 days

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Barty: Why do you look like that?

Regulus: Like what

Barty: Like you’re dead

Regulus: It’s because I’m dying, leave me here to perish

Pandora: Regulus accidentally called Potter “James” in front of everyone today

Regulus: *sobs on the floor*

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littleliterarylesbian · 21 days

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I think people need to use Barty to explore the thin line between brilliance and insanity more.

#hes canonically super smart and super crazy #lets talk ab it!!!#marauders era #marauders #harry potter #dead gay wizards #dead wizards from the 70s #bartemius crouch junior #bartemius crouch jr #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #why is there so many variations of his name my goodness

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or-we-could-take-a-walk-together · 9 months

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Barty and Evan: *Accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

Barty: We need an adult!

Evan: Barty, you are an adult!

Barty: We need an adultier adult! Go get Regulus!

#slytherin skittles #barty crouch jr #bartemius crouch jr #evan rosier #rosekiller #regulus black #marauders #remus lupin #harry potter #jegulus #sirius black #incorrect harry potter quotes #james potter #incorrect marauders quotes #peter pettigrew #marauders era

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theprongspotter · 6 months

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Regulus, ranting: —and his stupid hazel eyes that twinkle like stars and his stupid pretty face can go fuck off.

Barty: What did Potter do this time?

Evan, rolling his eyes: He smiled at Regulus.

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jfpbowie · 2 months

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Welsh Remus. Welsh Remus, and Barty can't understand a word he says, like ever. He needs a translator. Remus' accent isn't even that thick.

#the marauders #marauders #marauders era #bartemius crouch jr #barty crouch jr #remus lupin #headcanon #marauders headcanon #welsh remus lupin #remus john lupin #how the fuck do u tag posts #this is almost as stressful as tagging ao3 fics

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currentlyfandomobsessed · 27 days

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Okay I just discovered the fact that Barty Crouch Jr. is canonically a Ravenclaw. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY WE MADE HIM A SLYTHERIN????? WHEN HE'S A RAVENCLAW??? As a Ravenclaw, it makes so much more sense why the Skittles would be friends now. Like Panda and Barty would be friends, but the Rosier twins, but Regulus, BOOM. (idk if that last sentence made sense lmao)

Edit: nvm wikipedia was wrong and it is in fact not canon. We do not know Barty's canon house. I still stand by what I said though: Ravenclaw Barty supremacy!!!!

#barty crouch jr #bartemius crouch jr #ravenclaw barty #rosekiller #evan x barty #slytherin skittles #pandora rosier #rosier twins #regulus black #evan rosier #regulus black kinnie #slay the house down

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regulusblock · 8 months

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Regulus, on his hotel room balcony: *sneezes*

Barty, on his room balcony above him: Bless you

Regulus: God????

#bartylus #regulus black #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #regulus x barty #marauders quotes #bartemius crouch jr #regulus arcturus black #harry potter marauders #harry potter incorrect quotes #death eaters incorrect quotes #hp marauders #regulus and evan and barty #regulus and barty #bcj crack

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phantomgrimalkin · 3 months

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(rosekiller after remus has managed to piss off regulus) Barty: Fuck. Okay. How do we save Lupin’s hide? Evan: Well, a good tanning agent will protect the skin after it’s removed… Barty: Not what I meant, but I’m into this.

#rosekiller #platonic moonwater #moonwater #moonseeker #platonic moonseeker #remus lupin #regulus & remus #remus x regulus #regulus x remus #regulus black #bartemius crouch junior #evan x barty #evan rosier #bartemius crouch jr #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #my boy has too many tags cmon barty #there is nothing platonic about remus and regulus let's be real these two eyefuck over their books

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moonytoast-x · 1 month

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god. there's just something about the word that's so dramatic and poetic for no good reason. like, rosekiller. r o s e k i l l e r. RoseKiller. what!! they're just two mentally unstable, borderline psychotic gay idiots in love and they're called ROSEKILLER. fucking badass is what it is. I just-

#rosekiller #marauders ships #marauders ship names #theyre so extra #barty x evan #barty and evan #bartemius crouch jr #evan rosier

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reggies-fake-horcrux · 5 months

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barty "I have my mother's joy and my father's anger in me and they're always at war" Crouch Jr

#marauders fandom #hp marauders #regulus black #james potter #barty crouch jr #regulus and evan and barty #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #rosekiller #barty x evan #barty and regulus #barty jr #bartemius crouch jr

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winnienora13 · 1 month

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Barty wore a suit with no shirt under for the yule ball so all his tattoos were showing. Evan almost died. Now, I think you can guess what happened next *very exaggerated subjective blink.

#marauders #rosekiller #slytherin skittles #slytherin #barty jr #bartemius crouch jr #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #barty x evan #yule ball

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not-rab · 5 months

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Pandora: You shouldn’t have messed with the dream team. Now we’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

Barty: And this knife I found

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cazzythefrogking · 7 months

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marauders incorrect quotes pt 184

The Squad using an Ouija board Regulus: Tell us… Is there a spirit in this house? Spirit, through the board: YES. Barty: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month. Evan: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out. Spirit: WAIT, WHAT—

#marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards #the marauders #the marauders era #the marauders fandom #the slytherin skittles #slytherin skittles #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #bartemius crouch jr #bartemius crouch junior #barty crouch jr #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #rosekiller

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gods-graveyard · 5 months

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Evan, talking to an exasperated Pandora- I want someone worthy of our bloodline, someone powerful and competent to fuel my ambitions.

Bartemius Crouch Jr, running away from Regulus Black rapid firing hexes, turning around to stick his tongue out. Only to trip and fall over a bannister and land head first into a bush.

The bush sets on fire with his legs still sticking out.

Evan, already planning his wedding robes- I suppose he's good enough.

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