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hc that once, mary was given a detention for her "obscenely short" skirt.

the next day, everywhere you look, students are wearing skirts. there are even a handful of slytherins joining in.

lily has rolled her skirt up, and raises a perfect eyebrow when the teacher hesitates.

marlene has squeezed into one of mary's skirts, and has made tees with "screw sexism" pasted onto the front.

james and sirius strut down the corridors, skirts hiked up higher than mary had ever dared, flashing hairy legs and muscular thighs.

peter follows them, chin raised high in defiance.

even remus agreed, in the name of equal rights. he wears one of marlene's tees, shooting glares at anyone who even thinks about cat-calling the girls.

from then, mary never got another detention... for the length of her skirt, anyway.

[cazzythefrogking]

My art insta lol

#artist #digital art #artwork #fan art #art #art account #idk

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I wanna join all those tag games but I gotta make a new tag list first :'D

#sobbing #tag games #idk

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Is it bad I thought this was like. Evil James or something

The hunting lodge

#I am le stupid #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #the marauders era #james potter

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Fair point

Who needs therapy when you can obsess over dead gay wizards?

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Who needs therapy when you can obsess over dead gay wizards?

#the marauders #marauders #marauders era #the marauders era #james potter #marauders harry potter #wolfstar

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Cardigans are fucking hard to make

*sobs*

I JUST HAD THE BEST PROJECT IDEA

I'm gonna make ✨marauders theme cardigans✨

(& valkyries & skittles)

And they're going to have fancy buttons

I love fancy buttons

I am excited for this

#crochet #marauders harry potter #marauders #the marauders #marauders era #the marauders era #marauders cardigan

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I AM GOING TO LEARN TO DRAW BATS SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS

Pandora Rosier is a honduran white bat animagus.

She planned to surprise Evan, shifted back in excitement and crashed into his bed in the middle of the night - crushing her twin and Barty snuggled there. She would live in everyone's pockets.

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Marauders incorrect quotes pt 264

Sirius: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.

#marauders #marauders era #the marauders #the marauders era #sirius black #marauders harry potter #wolfstar #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #sirius #padfoot

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Marauders incorrect quotes pt 263

Barty: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS! Evan: And here we have a capitalist. Dorcas: Did you just- Pandora: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

#marauders #marauders era #the marauders #the marauders era #marauders harry potter #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #slytherin skittles #the slytherin skittles #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #pandora rosier #dorcas meadowes

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Marauders incorrect quotes pt 262

Remus: ARE YOU- Sirius: Fucking. Remus: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Sirius: Fucking. Remus: IDIOT! Lily: …What was that? Sirius: James banned Remus from swearing, so I’m helping him out. James: YOU'RE NOT A SWEARWOLF MOONY

#marauders #marauders era #the marauders #the marauders era #sirius black #james potter #marauders harry potter #remus lupin #wolfstar #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #sirius black x remus lupin #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #padfoot #moony #prongs

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My new favourite headcanon that I made up, last night when I was supposed to be sleeping:

It’s that Pete made up all the marauders nicknames while he was high and the conversation went like..

Remus: Pete how much did you have?

Pete: [very clearly high out of his mind] .. ‘othing.

Sirius: oh you’re absolutely wasted

Pete: nuhhh..

James: cmon Pete, let’s get you to bed

Pete: no!!.. you heard did ya?

James: sorry?

Pete: that people make nicknames.. like moonguy over there.. [lazily points his hand over to Remus’ direction]

James & Sirius: [laughing] moonguy??

Remus: oh my god.

Pete: I mean y’all.. don’t talk

Sirius: ..we can’t talk..?

Pete: yea.. you- have pads on your feet.. so you- *gags*

James: oh Padfoot come help me bring him to the bathroom *smirks*

Sirius: ..I hate you

Remus: Not so funny anymore is it?

Pete: oka.. moon..y

Sirius: ..moony..!

James: I like Moony better

Remus: I hate you all.

Sirius: *blows a kiss to Remus*

James: *helping Peter get to the bathroom*

Pete: why..?

Prongs: pardon?

Sirius: what’s he saying?

James: uhh, I don’t know

Pete: you have no..

James: who? Me or Sirius?

Pete: both.. you

James: what don’t I have?

Pete: noo uhh

Pete: no, no collar-

Pete: I see deers with collars in zoos..

James: well I don’t want to wear a collar, that’s for wild deer

Sirius: *walks in*

Pete: you should get a.. met.. ual one..

James: metal?

Sirius: a what?

Pete: Like a..

Sirius: a metal collar? What like a prongs? Aren’t they for dogs..-

Pete: prongs..! *hugs James*

Sirius: oh! Ha Prongs!! *hugs Pete & James*

Remus: huh?

Sirius: Pete came up with another nickname!

Remus: Hold up we’re not actually gonna use them? Are we??

Sirius: of course we are.. Moony

Remus: I hate you

James: *says from the bathroom* So Remus is Moony, Sirius is Padfoot and, apparently, I’m Prongs.

Remus: what’s Peter going to be?

James: well his Animagus is a rat so we can make something out of that-

Sirius: ..rattail..!

Remus: rat’s tails look like worms kinda.. or maybe-

Sirius: wormtail!!

Pete: nuh.. uh. *still over in the toilet*

James: it’s perfect.

And that’s how they got their nicknames

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I'm bored Anyway

#marauders #marauders era #the marauders #the marauders era #sirius black #james potter #marauders harry potter #remus lupin #regulus black #wolfstar #jegulus

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AND THIS IS MY IDEA FOR SIRIUS'S

(Side note: if they come out good, would anyone be interested in buying them? Idk if i should figure out pricing/bulk buying lol)

I JUST HAD THE BEST PROJECT IDEA

I'm gonna make ✨marauders theme cardigans✨

(& valkyries & skittles)

And they're going to have fancy buttons

I love fancy buttons

I am excited for this

#crochet #marauders harry potter #marauders #the marauders #marauders era #the marauders era #marauders cardigan #sirius black #wolfstar

[cazzythefrogking]

*coughs aggressively* follow my tiktok *cough cough*

#tiktok #art #digital artist #digital art #crochet #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #the marauders era #marauders cardigan

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AND!!! THESE BUTTONS

I JUST HAD THE BEST PROJECT IDEA

I'm gonna make ✨marauders theme cardigans✨

(& valkyries & skittles)

And they're going to have fancy buttons

I love fancy buttons

I am excited for this

#crochet #marauders harry potter #the marauders #marauders #marauders era #the marauders era #remus lupin #marauders cardigan

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School days<3