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not-rab · 5 months
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Pandora: You shouldn’t have messed with the dream team. Now we’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship!
Barty: And this knife I found
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Pandora: What the hell is wrong with you?
Barty: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.
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drownyultrasoft · 11 months
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i love the redemption arcs but give me regulus, evan and barty who don’t get better. give me those three tearing dorcas and pandora apart when they get the marks, when each of them attend death eater meetings.
give me regulus who can’t comprehend love, who fights for the pureblood ideology. who hunts a horcrux just to prove that he can, who hates being seen as a spare and to prove that he’s more than sirius could ever have been to the family, rather than purely to try and right his wrongs.
evan, who wants to be known as something than ‘the only rosier heir’, who fights to prove himself. someone who genuinely believes he’s fighting for the right side of the war and willingly dies for the cause. who refuses arrest and will simply not go down alone. if he’s going down, he’s not letting the auror get away with it unharmed.
barty, who is releasing years and years of rage towards his father, lashing out and finding his own beliefs because he was never set a good example of what he should do and who he should be. he joined those closest to him. if they go down, they do it together. even when they’re gone, he does what they didn’t get the chance to because his loyalty lies with them, and voldermort by association.
give me the slytherin boys without redemption and only getting worse and worse overtime.
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laprettieststar · 4 months
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imagine Barty's heart breaking every time he saw Luna while he was teaching at hogwarts (because she looks just like pandora)
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moonyssmommyy · 7 months
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My Marauders Headcanons Pt. 11 ~ Bartemius Crouch Jr
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LOVES pizza
His fav food fr
Low-key like more dramatic than Sirius
Beater on the Slytherin Quidditch Team
Doesn't ever do a damn thing with his hair
It's always messy as fuck
Loves piercings
Has quite a few
Has one especially questionable one
Also loves tattoos
Has quite a few of those too
Always down to get a tattoo or piercing so if you want to get one and don't want to do it alone Barty's your man
Black is his fav color
Though Pandora says it can't be his fav bc black is the absence of color
Has a huge soft spot for Pandora
Besties with Regulus and Evan
Surprisingly close with Dorcas
Like ofc they're close
But they're way closer than you'd imagine
They make fun of each other alot
Bought everyone a pair of converse bc he thinks they should match even though they're not the same color
Evan wears them even though he's partial to Vans
Pandora adores them and they're quite worn out bc of it
Regulus actually wears them everyday though he still wears his dress shoes during class
Although Dorcas already has enough shoes and she has a pair of black converse, barty got her a pair of olive green ones that she adores, they tie for top spot as hair fav pair of shoes
Has friends in all houses
Isn't really that bad if he likes you
But he has a very specific image of how someone should be so it depends
If you do however fit such standards and then you do something that doesn't line up with Barty's view of you he'll be very upset and feel betrayed
As if you've lied to him about the most important thing in the world
Hypersexual
Wasn't really insane until his friends started dropping like flies
He was just slightly...unhinged
He can be really clingy even though he tries so hard not to be
He's aware of it and absolutely hates it
His friends mean so much to him and he just wants to be with them all the time which is really hard especially with Regulus because he absolutely needs his personal space
Barty does best with Pandora as she's quite affectionate but sometimes he can get on her nerves too
He also has an unhealthy obsession with snakes
Speaking of obsessions he gets very easily obsessed
Has many rings
Which is really unnecessary because he wears the same ones everyday
Can not go without them
He has formed an emotional attachment to them
They bring him comfort
Will panic if he notices one missing
He paints a lot
His paintings are really messy and really beautiful
Loves music just as much if not more than Regulus
Adores spicy food
The more it burns the better
He's kind of a masochist
But he's a sadist too
He's really tall and lanky
He has nice arms though
Not particularly muscular
But they're really nice
BPD King 👑
Calls Regulus Reggie to piss him off but later regrets it because he loses Reg for awhile
Sad boi Barty
AHHHHHHHHHH the Barty Brain Rot is real
No one will ever understand how much I love him
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im-in-a-love-cult · 18 days
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Need more Barty and Pandora bestie content like i need air PLEASE RAAHHHH 🦅🦅🙏🙏
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cazzythefrogking · 8 months
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marauders incorrect quotes pt 143
Pandora: Hey, you want a tarot reading? Barty: Those are Pokemon cards. Pandora: You got a magikarp. Barty: … Pandora: It means 'fuck you'.
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valoflunar · 6 months
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Pandora and Barty are bug enthusiasts who bond over finding and studying bugs
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jaioes · 10 months
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hi, it's me again :)
i'm back with another request. can you do a gender bent Slytherin Skittles?
Of course i can
Barty and evan chilling. I kinda love this one tbh.
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Pandora making potions and regulus being worried.
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(Sorry if the french is wrong, i wanted to have them talking in french since i find it sweet but im relying on my non fluent french and deepL lol)
Commissions | prints | ko-fi <3
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reggies-fake-horcrux · 11 months
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I've noticed that people who see pandora as a Lestrange see them as white and people who see pandora as a rosier see them as black
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not-rab · 3 months
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Pandora: What do you think butterflies taste like?
Barty: Bad.
Pandora:
Barty:
Pandora: How do you–
Barty: You asked and I answered. That's all you're gonna get.
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Pandora: So, what is Barty to you?
Evan: The reason I wake up every morning.
Pandora: …That’s adorable.
Barty earlier that morning, barging into Evan′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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ziggystrdust · 11 months
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“Remus smiles as he sees Barty Crouch slamming open the front door, stretching his arms out to either side of the open door frame with a large grin on his pretty face. He starts running, while closing the door with his foot, to Pandora’s side of the car.
Pandora, used to his little routine, smiles and laughs loudly while rolling down her window. Barty runs up to the now open window to smack a loud kiss onto her cheek. She’s already a giggling mess.
“Pandora, my queen of the fairies!” He says while grabbing either side of her smiling face.
“Awww my sweet boy” she replies.
He winks at her, and she kisses his nose in return. He laughs and backs his head out of the open window, winking at Remus in the drivers seat, and goes to open the door to the backseat”
platonic pandora/barty my love <3
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laprettieststar · 8 months
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Barty Jr makes a whole celebration for his mother on mother's day, but gives a torn card for his father on father's day IF he is in a good mood.
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templebet · 11 months
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Pandora Lovegood
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- fae/they/she
- intersex genderfae agender
- bi aromantic graysexual
- fwb with lily from 4-6th year, qpr with dorcas sixth and seventh year, they considered continuing it past Hogwarts, but decided they’d be better unlabeled. dorcas was luna’s godmother
- ravenclaw, but the slytherins took her in during her second year. fae had been friends with dorcas during first year, but never truly close until regulus, barty, and evan came around. fae had never truly connected with humanity before then, too caught up in her longing for the fairy realm. with them fae realized they had a place is both realms
- started hanging out with xenophillius 5th year, all fae’s friends thought he was too strange, too quiet, too much of a malfoy. she insisted appearence wasn’t everything, and knew he was never truly a malfoy (its the only fight her and lily have ever had, as this was right around when lily stopped speaking to snape, “they’re not all going to be like him, lily”)
- the gryffindors understood eventually, accepted that he wasn’t Dark, but pandora had never felt fully accepted by them anyways, always a fringe friend, always regulus’s friend before sirius’s, so fae allowed the distance to grow
- all fae’s friends called them a potions master, but they never went for the proper title, felt it would be too restrictive
- she excelled at charms, flitwork and slughorn fought all the time over who she would do her mastery with, they could never understand why fae decided not to
- fae just didn’t want to be controlled, she craved learning and knowledge but could only accept it from books or her own experimentation, something about a proclaimed master standing over them made faer’s skin crawl
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macaulaytwins · 10 months
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part 2
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