*reblog for a more universal wizard tower*
Edit: it's supposed to say purposeless area,
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Happy first day of Spring! You go to the tv and turn on your favorite media program. You hear a familiar voice that says "The spirits are very happy today! They will do their best to shower everyone with good fortune." You turn off your tv.
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Here are my skeletal minions, princess and horse fornication
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Got asked out by another wizard and he is nice!?? I DIDNT SEE THIS IN THE PONDERING ORB?? BUT HUZZAH!!
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Second session in the Feywild:
NPC: There are no libraries here.
My Sun Elf Wizard: No wonder we left.
PC Bugbear Bard: (laughing) So the elves left the Feywild because they're huge nerds!?
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Throwback to the time I convinced a group of adventurers to make me cheesecake once a week in return for occasionally pointing out obvious flaws in their plans and some magic rock I've had in storage for 30 years.
Wizard Tip #1: Adventurers will trade valuable items for anything if you're "enough of a wizard" about the delivery.
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One thing about me is I’m always on a perilous quest
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FOOLISH
O.w
Wizards do bonk bonk on eachother
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[ CAMPAIGN 2, EPISODE 77 ]
JESTER: “I don’t think Dairon thinks I’m cool.”
BEAU: “Dairon doesn’t think anyone’s cool. That’s what happens when you’re too cool… for… school..?”
CALEB: “I quite enjoy school.”
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if i were a character in a video game, my power-ups would look as follows:
Watered down McDonald's Hi-C: Health potion
Carnation instant breakfast: Rage meter
McChicken: Unlocks dual-wield
White fish and potato cat food: Mana potion
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Actually, wizards should be allowed to cast any spells they like
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wizard quest: find a new neural pathway today
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🔮Whimsical outfit number 9🔮
🧙♂️Note: I do not own any of these images🧙♂️
🌠anyone is free to use these for their own artwork I like giving out references🌠
⬇️ Wizard ideas ⬇️
📙Prophetic wizard, a seer📙 huanted by possible futures a prophet will struggle constantly. This wizard is doomed to chronic migraines and trust issues. This spellcaster would be in constant focus to see what's to come, spare time is spent mourning the present moment not granted to them.
🕊Blessed wizard, church knight🕊 devoted holy and wholey, this wizard is a soldier for the organized relegion. Great power is granted to them with great restraint placed upon thee. With great power comes great ̶r̶e̶s̶p̶o̶n̶s̶i̶b̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶celibacy.
🥶🔥💫BLING WIZARD, TAKE OUT AN AIRCRAFT WITH WHIMSICAL SWAG. BURN A HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER FROM THE MAGNITUDE OF HEAT COMEING OFF OF THIS SPELLCASTERS DRIP 🥶🔥💫
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if I was still allowed to own a car I would certainly have these on the bumper, but alas… The Curse ruins my hijinks once again!!
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For this Wizard Wednesday, a fun death battle between a wizard turned Lich and one of the most ancient and powerful Vampires from The Masquerade. I introduced this vamp to my players last week in a non-combat way (of course, I'm not REALLY trying to kill them, just scare them a little). This seems like it was written with third edition D&D rules. I personally would have used all of my spell slots to cast Hold Monster and Dawn over and over again to turn Ur-Shulgi to ash, but I'm more of a damage heavy war caster (no, I don't have that feat yet). Tonight they might get to see what an absolute beast Ur-Shulgi is.
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